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Once rode an elephant through a Taco Bell drive thru.

St. Louis
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One of my stupidest gimmicks is sending fancam style crush snaps about Chris Collinsworth to my football friends every week
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I’m stupid and I need to shut the fuck up
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January 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why the shit would I want to hear Bob Iger talk to the Mannings?
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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yeah no shit
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen revealed that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer knew the entire time about the plan for a few Democrats to capitulate to Republicans on the government shutdown. trib.al/pQ5UPqL
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah, no fucking shit
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
SCOOP: Fuck you asshole
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Biting my tongue extremely hard
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ok, punish the fucking sellouts, but seriously, get the fucking message out that the vote is coming December and that Republicans want to take it from the poorest among us.

No fucking around with the messaging. Make a NO vote on this an albatross
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fuck you, retire bitch @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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oh, and don’t EVER say we shouldn’t demand more of elected democrats. a whole lot of them need to be replaced because they’re still too scared to do the right thing. don’t fucking settle. expect more.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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EVERYONE: hold the line

DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Democrats:
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM