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Baseball weirdo. I love hating my teams. Billionaires are garbage especially the ones that own the Cardinals. Semper Fudge
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A revenue-sharing recipient possibly trading away an ace who costs a measly $8 million is a much bigger problem for MLB than anything the Dodgers are doing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Sheesh that’s cheap
Full trade, per Jeff Passan

Mets receive: CF Luis Robert Jr.

White Sox receive: IF Luisangel Acuña and RHP Truman Pauley
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Time is devolving at breakneck speed between this and the outbreak of consumption
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Unbalanced humors better watch the fuck out
Sayer Ji, Calley Means, RFK and eith Martin Kulldorff of Harvard and Jay Bhattacharya of Stanford.

The total union of the worst cranks and grifters with “evidence based” doctors from our most “prestigious” universities.
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Maybe it was @otlee.bsky.social moving a piano
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Congrats HOOSIERS
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Trump trying to start a weird stupid war no one wants out of spite because he's mad about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize is dead center "gag you would leave in drafts because it is both too obvious and not funny." Obviously this is all bad but it is also just incredibly hack. What a way to go.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Harrison Mevis:
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
As a Packers fan, it’s hard to cheer for the Bears but FUCK STAN KROENKE and I adore LB3 so Go Bears (gags)
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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I think a lot of you either are forgetting or choosing to not remember how cyclical baseball is. In the late '90s, everyone was convinced that the Yankees had broken baseball. A decade later, the A's and Rays had people screaming about how signing big-name free agents ruined your chance of winning.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lmaoooooo
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I love that every city has added a new mischief to the anti-ICE work:
LA started the noise outside hotels
Portland started the inflatables
Chicago started the whistles
Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol
If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I didn’t see this was posted by the Onion at first and didn’t bat an eye
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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In December of 1936 Chinese nationalist leader Chiang Kai-Shek was arrested by some of his own generals. They were outraged by his refusal to agree to a ceasefire and form a united front with the Reds against the Japanese. He did so after this arrest. Picture unrelated.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Steve Cohen to Twitter
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Senator Frink is always on message
When asked about Minnesota, Chuck Schumer said, "I wanna talk about pricey-soda. Have you bought a zero-calorie RC Cola recently? It's $2.79!"
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM