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Once rode an elephant through a Taco Bell drive thru.

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One of my stupidest gimmicks is sending fancam style crush snaps about Chris Collinsworth to my football friends every week
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I’m here to let you know.. Aldi crispy chicken nugs.. are better-fresh out of the air fryer-than the Jesus chicken
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Apart from being quite racist, this is also not true
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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AMERICAN MALES
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Change in Abstract
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...

Just to be safe, we should deport (hopefully to the bottom of the ocean) anyone who has ever worked for Heritage
In Explaining His Gaffe, Heritage Foundation Leader Pleads Ignorance
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

Well either they need to play better, you need to coach better, or Nico needed to put together a better team. Probably some from each cagegory
Jason Kidd: Fans' 'Fire Nico' chants 'disrespected' Mavericks players
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If doctors are so smart, why are there millions of em?
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This is the one they didn’t want anyone to see.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I don't care what some of you say, I could sleep in jeans and I certainly wear them at home.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I genuinely think that I could eat a rotisserie chicken every day for 30 days
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The New York financier????
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Literal dark ages stuff
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.

However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gonna be honest, what will satisfy me with regards to this team involves the entire Adelson family *redacted*
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The Dallas Mavericks have fired general manager Nico Harrison, marking the end of a turbulent tenure defined by bold moves, fan unrest, and a season that spiraled after the controversial Luka Dončić trade.

For much of the fan base, the decision brought relief – but not necessarily satisfaction.
Mavs fans wanted Nico Harrison fired. Now that he’s gone, they say it’s only the beginning | CNN
The Dallas Mavericks fired general manager Nico Harrison on Tuesday, marking the end of a turbulent tenure defined by bold moves, fan unrest, and a season that spiraled after the controversial Luka Do...
www.cnn.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sounds like Jim Varney from the shittiest season of Roseanne where he plays a weird prince.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
People in the past REALLY WERE doing ice cream wrong. Here in the future we got it right.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bunch of stupid "Lrn to code freaks" and initially well meaning, but misguided "STEM STEM STEM" cheerleaders sure have screwed us huh?

(Well that and the Republicans who hate education)
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM