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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
“I enjoyed the torture video.”
If you want to FINALLY watch Scott Bessent get pinned down on specifics about the illegal money laundering operation being conducted by the Trump admin from someone who knows WTF he’s talking about, this clip is your chance. Bessent gets destroyed.
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Seattle sounds like it is under seige.
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Choo choo!

😂😂😂
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Breaking News!!!!

ICE detained Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro on his way to a NYC courthouse.

According to ICE, he will be deported back to Venezuela.

aje.io/u4ta7k
Abducted Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro taken to NYC courthouse
Abducted Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro was spotted while he was transferred to a New York City courthouse.
aje.io
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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This gentleman's analogy encapsulates the pedophile president's blithering idiocy in Venezuela to perfection. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hi, I'm your 76-year-old airplane.
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tough neighborhood.
i need to get up and make coffee cuz this is cracking me up way too much
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Name you fave non-James Bond spy movie.
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?

(A seven-billion person hive mind. And only 12 suspects. It's Carole, isn't it? Goddamn you, Carol!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What happened to my morning?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQp...
Epic true behind-the-scenes story of Master + Commander (2003). Full documentary.
YouTube video by Special Features
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you see this repost with your model of positive narcissism.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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(IGN walkthrough) before you defeat fascism you have to defeat the mini boss hakeem jeffries
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM