All I Want For Christmas, Is Socks 🎖️💎🧦
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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
He needs to hold real still.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He needs to hold real still.
I finally realized something about Trump's one (and only) dance move. . .
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I finally realized something about Trump's one (and only) dance move. . .
Sad amateur. I wonder what words I'm using the other 149 times.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sad amateur. I wonder what words I'm using the other 149 times.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Oh, myyyyy
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh, myyyyy
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to open your mouth sounds like Buffalo Bill putting a death-head's moth in his victims' mouths.
Or the act of opening one of those old timey coin purses.
Or the act of opening one of those old timey coin purses.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to open your mouth sounds like Buffalo Bill putting a death-head's moth in his victims' mouths.
Or the act of opening one of those old timey coin purses.
Or the act of opening one of those old timey coin purses.
Ahhh. In that case
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ahhh. In that case
I don’t know who Laufey is. 😐
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I don’t know who Laufey is. 😐
I'm sure I don't know who he's talking about.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm sure I don't know who he's talking about.
what's your sign?
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
what's your sign?
lNo love for the Malört Advent calendar? #adventcalendars
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
lNo love for the Malört Advent calendar? #adventcalendars
and now he has the perfect return gift!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
and now he has the perfect return gift!
I don't send my nudes to just anyone.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I don't send my nudes to just anyone.
Hmmm. Maybe one of the smaller ones then—I already have something over my sofa.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hmmm. Maybe one of the smaller ones then—I already have something over my sofa.
It was pretty ingrained in the older generations. Russian tanks across the Fulda Gap, medium range nuclear strikes, etc., etc., etc.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It was pretty ingrained in the older generations. Russian tanks across the Fulda Gap, medium range nuclear strikes, etc., etc., etc.
Oliver and Oskar as well.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oliver and Oskar as well.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
Are we sure it’s not Barry Bostwick?
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are we sure it’s not Barry Bostwick?
Thanks Hemry!
October 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Thanks Hemry!