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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
War with Spain!
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
War with Spain!
I believe in second chances.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I believe in second chances.
He could have said something, but just the act of wrinkling his nose has probably earned Stellantis a DOJ investigation.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He could have said something, but just the act of wrinkling his nose has probably earned Stellantis a DOJ investigation.
Not gonna feel especially sorry when he gets dragged down, then.
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Not gonna feel especially sorry when he gets dragged down, then.
What’s Andrew Tate up to?
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What’s Andrew Tate up to?
For the record, we’re talking the two survivors clinging to boat wreckage?
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
For the record, we’re talking the two survivors clinging to boat wreckage?
To be fair--that's how you get to eat brains.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
To be fair--that's how you get to eat brains.
Horrible, yet better than a tuft of bear fur. Or baleen.
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Horrible, yet better than a tuft of bear fur. Or baleen.
Please applaud.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Please applaud.
I have proudly been 39 for many, many years.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have proudly been 39 for many, many years.
There’s a refrigerator blocking it.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There’s a refrigerator blocking it.
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[Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice] "He hate-read the Nuzzi book."
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice] "He hate-read the Nuzzi book."
Aren't these supposed to be for Life Day?
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Aren't these supposed to be for Life Day?
I passed my blood test with a B+
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I passed my blood test with a B+
Does this work for non-jerry verifications, too?
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Does this work for non-jerry verifications, too?
That's what happens when Putin speaks.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That's what happens when Putin speaks.
Would the military do *anything* that wasn't signed and documented in triplicate?
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Would the military do *anything* that wasn't signed and documented in triplicate?
Hegsssethhh
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hegsssethhh
Hopefully he doesn't just bulldoze Dulles in the middle of the night.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hopefully he doesn't just bulldoze Dulles in the middle of the night.
I forget whether she's the Carpenters' daughter, or grand-daughter. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I forget whether she's the Carpenters' daughter, or grand-daughter. 🤔
Grammar school? He looks 30ish.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Grammar school? He looks 30ish.
How old are his daughters? Perhaps there's still time to call CPS.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
How old are his daughters? Perhaps there's still time to call CPS.
Reading between the lines, I would say they've got justification beyond just that "one vote."
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reading between the lines, I would say they've got justification beyond just that "one vote."