DreamAnimal
dreamanimal.bsky.social
DreamAnimal
@dreamanimal.bsky.social
What happens when that kid who corrected others kids' dad's at the zoo grows up | he/him

@ultimatexiphias on Twitter and @dreamanimal elsewhere
I am stuck waiting for test environment deploys to go live. so while I am waiting, why don't I share some ancient Babylonian children's games with you 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Titus (2000)
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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inspired by @dialacina.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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"The debate over whether Democrats need to cut trans people loose in order to win elections should be over."
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Engagement-based #algorithms amplify intergroup hostility + moral-emotional content, leading it to be overrepresented in your feed

This leads us to falsely perceive that people want to see this kind of content and share more of it.

This technology fuels false polarization: osf.io/preprints/os...
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
bodybuilders debating how many votes are in a week
this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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BEST NEW IMAGE JUST DROPPED
September 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They're sending me here tomorrow
September 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
I haven’t seen one news channel show a clip of him speaking in the last 4 hours
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Marc Maron on Bill Maher:
"I always had a problem with his tone, and… there’s this desperate chasing of relevance… He’s got good joke writers who know how to write for his tone, but I can’t see past the desperation and what he’s willing to do to stay in the conversation." From this article:
Marc Maron Says Netflix Chose Dave Chappelle Over Trans Community and ‘That’s How Fascism Works in Business,’ Calls Out Bill Maher’s ‘Desperate Chasing of Relevance’
Marc Maron doubles down on his criticism of Bill Maher, saying the HBO host is desperately trying to stay relevant.
variety.com
August 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now
August 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love the jokes but someone please post a source
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,”
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just witnessed a murder on r/martialarts
August 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM