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What happens when that kid who corrected others kids' dad's at the zoo grows up | he/him

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my therapist: sleep paralysis melania isn't real, she can't hurt you
the pile of clothes in the corner of my bedroom:
melania looming insidiously in front of a collection of decorative plates. she's in all black with a purple hat completely obscuring her face
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife
donald trump looking healthier than ever in what appears to be a haunted library. melania looms in the background dressed like a bloodborne character, in a black... suit? and a massive purple hat that hides her entire face
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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They're sending me here tomorrow
A wall with a sign reading FIRST AID CUM SICK ROOM FS-01
September 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Just witnessed a murder on r/martialarts
alt text my pinky keeps sticking out when I make a knife hand and it fucking pisses me off QUESTION every time I make a knife hand in forms whether I notice it or not my pinky is constantly going out. I'm an advanced belt and this is actually making me upset because I can't even seem to fucking fix it and I don't know why please help i haven't injured it or anything but it just seems to naturally go out like that even tho i dont want it to i dont know how to fix this because even if i fix it consciously sometimes it still happens Phrost 39m Director: Bullshido Media Foundation Have you tried making a fist instead, or are you a T-1000? Ray_Azrael7364 OP 30m not sure what that is marcin247. 19m filthy guard puller Top 1% Commenter Vote oh, it's just when you kinda squeeze your hand. it makes a shape perfect for punching then /s. Ray_Azrael7364 OP 11m a t-1000??
August 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Going through old family photos
Picture one, right: a small boy in a distressing homemade clown costume. His face is pancaked white with makeup except two black spots around the eyes. Picture two: a M1911 pistol laid out on a bed, with clip, holster, and bullets
July 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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TO MY HONORED FRIEND, ANDREW CARNEGIE, WHOSE NAME IS A SYNONYM FOR FINANCIAL SAGACITY AND PRACTICAL BENEVOLENCE, I DEDICATE THIS BOOK
May 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Moth caterpillar illustrations and their titles THE MOTH BOOK POPULAR GUIDE TO A KNOWL EDGE OF THE MOTHS OF NORTH AMERICA w J. HOLLAND, D. D., PH. D., Sc. D., LL. D. BY DIRECTOR OF THE CARNEGIE MUSEUM, PITTSBURGH, PA.; LATE CHANCELLOR OF THE DIKDN UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: PRESIDENT OF THE ENTOMOLOGICAL SOCIETY WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA; FELLOW OF THE ZOOLOGICAL AND ENTOMOLOGICAL OF TES OF LONDON: MEMBER OF THE ENTOMOLOGICAL SOCIETY OF FRANCE: ETC ETC ITH FORTY-EIGHT PLATES IN COLOR PHOTOGRAPHY D NUMEROUS ILLUSTRATIONS IN THE TEXT, REPRO- DICING SPECIMENS IN THE COLLECTION OF THE AUTHOR, AND IN VARIOUS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE COLLECTIONS NEW YORK DOUBLEDAY, PAGE & COMPANY 1908
May 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Doing some light reading
A very large book, whose page simply reads "THE MOTH BOOK" in small letters
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Fun fact: ever since Starbucks added lithium to their coffee, attacks against Target customer service workers has dropped 40% 😌☕🔋👍
Ad for Starbucks lithium coffee
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Going up to a straight couple and asking which one is the cum driver and which one is the cum cashier
A job sign from a restaurant reading - Hiring for Position: (1) Dish Washer Cum Driver (2) Waiter/Waitress Cum Cashier (PART TIME & FULL TIME) 俜请以下职位: (1) 洗碗工兼送外卖 (2) 企台兼收银
May 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Gotta have at least one gay guy on your marketing team, poptarts
A new treat called crunchy poppers They're like, pop tart combos
April 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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aestheticization? in my politics? it's more likely than you think!
It’s not that 39-year-old Mina Tran wants a life completely devoid of bright colours. She just doesn’t want them anywhere near her home or her children’s wardrobes. “You can’t avoid them,” says the doctor and mother of three from Texas. “They creep into areas of my life that I can’t control. You go outside and the grass is green.” Nor can she prevent her children from growing up and developing their own taste, or family members buying things for them in brash reds and blues, or her husband dressing them – and it gives her no pleasure to recount this – “in colourful stuff from Amazon without me knowing”. But for now, in the small areas of her life that she has sway over, Tran dreams in taupe and fawn, parchment and bisque. She is an unabashed “sad beige mum” – a woman determined to keep the garish implements of childhood at bay, and instead foster a sober palette of beige-on-beige. “You won’t see my kids in primary or secondary colours unless it’s pyjamas,” says Tran. Polychromatic plastic toys? Forget about it. A Technicolour playroom, even? “We have one play area and that play area is also the living space. I don’t want to stare at something hot pink and neon green every day,” she says. So that is also a resounding no.
January 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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babe call me Orbital Pet the way I'm about to destroy that frog
Caves of Qud history snippet: At the Battle of Qarquwar Dune, Yymasp fought as a mercenary sultan to subjugate frogs. She wielded an orbital rifle with such dexterity that it became forver known as Orbital Pet, the Ruin of Frogs.
January 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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If this Flag offends you.. LEAVE!
Blue flag. Yellow crescent moon with three realistic white bats in flight
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Solidarity forever ✊
A little dog in a crate for being a shit. A golden retriever is lying sadly outside the crate, hoping the awful Shihtzu is set free.
December 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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god I hope not
A Hooters sign with a billboard that says "love is blonde"
December 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Thinking, as I do at least every four years, about Zoe Leonard's 1992 poem "I want a dyke for president"
I want a dyke for president. I want a person with AIDS for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to AIDS, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air-conditioning, a president who has stood in line at the clinic, at the DMV, at the welfare office, and has been unemployed and laid off and sexually harassed and gaybashed and deported. I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respects sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them. I want a Black woman for president. I want someone with bad teeth and an attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn’t possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown. Always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker. Always a liar, always a thief, and never caught. Zoe Leonard
November 6, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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The George W years were so wild.

I cannot stress enough that this is not an ironic or satirical comic. "It is your patriotic duty to shop as much as possible to fix the economy after 9/11" was very real.

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A completely deranged 2001-era political cartoon by George Danby for the Bangor Daily News with the header "Fighting terrorism." On the left is a Troop with a gun and the caption "Abroad." To the right, with the exact same silhouette and pose, is a shopper holding a bunch of bags and boxes with the caption "At Home".
September 11, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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a screenshot from Discord(?) showing an incoming call from "Family Guy Vore Fanclub". The Join Call button is a tempting and inviting green color, beckoning you to answer the call. A grave headstone with the epitaph "Jesus called and Kim answered." There is a photorealistic engraving of a woman holding an old wireless landline telephone. She has big glasses and bigger hair. She is presumably Kim, although it is impossible to say conclusively.
September 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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Saw an old(?) screencap and immediately thought of Shadowheart from BG3.
A picture of Shadowheart from BG3 editted together with an old (I dont know where from) image that reads: why lilith? Why do I worship a bone-crushing, blood-gulping, baby-stranging, lamb-devourering, flesh-rending, screaching, raging, furious, fearsome, terrifying, violent, rapacious, malicious, heartless, child-stealing, marrow-sucking demon Goddess? Well, every woman has her little personality quirks, I don't hold these against Her. In fact, I find these traits rather endearing in Her.
September 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American megacities
the Peach Trees megastructure from the 2012 film Dredd
August 18, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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the teen debit card has arrived
screenshot of an email from Venmo, with the subject line "Venmo, now for ages 13-17". The subheading is "The Teen Debit Card has arrived"
August 16, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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The teenage mutant ninja turtles logo with the words "Reuben Garrett Lucius Goldberg"
August 12, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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"read my article about how I'm not racist anymore, published in Skull Calipers Magazine"
August 7, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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gonna risk it all for that sixussy
July 27, 2023 at 4:36 PM