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Richard Platel
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Picaresque, picturesque, anxious. He/him. New Brunswick.
Edmund Fitzgerald was the captain, the ship was actually Fitzgerald’s Monster
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I am almost through my first playthrough of Tears Of The Kingdom and I don’t understand what’s happening on Bluesky today
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Insanity
August 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I can’t explain, why I become Kid Charlemagne.
July 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
#nytwordle admit that you are out of words.
The Wordle person has lost it.
July 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Daredevil: Born Again is great because I’m six episodes in and it’s just Matt Murdoc going “I’m definitely not going to do any Daredevil stuff”
July 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Today’s NYT connections puzzle is total BS
July 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Something that really broke my brain was learning that bombs, being made of chemicals, expire after a while.

So if you’ve spent millions on bombs and they’re starting to get a bit old you either have to find someone to drop them on or have wasted that money.
It does boggle the mind how politicians claim we don’t have enough money to feed the hungry, house the unhoused, or provide healthcare, but there is always money for bombs.
June 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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There is actually a very accurate historical document of the post-9/11 vibes.

A clipart comic called Get Your War On.

Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...
June 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Asbestos: the rock that turns lives into money!
Inasmuch as the Trump admin has any consistent tactical approach to policy, I think they just get up in the morning and say to themselves, what’s the most evil, destructive, and stupid thing I could do today? Then they do it. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos
www.nytimes.com
June 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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musical chairs primes us to accept an artificial scarcity of resources
June 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I continue to be amazed to the extent to which Paul Verhoeven predicted the *feel* of the new American corporate Fascism.
In Robocop and Starship Troopers (also Total Recall) especially he catches this combination of cruelty, excessive self-belief and dumb stupidity exactly.
June 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Word of the day is ‘fellow-feel’ (verb; 17th-century): to share in the suffering and distress of others.
June 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
When you get a Lego from the thrift shop and it’s partially complete
June 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You’ve gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real!
This guy gets stuck in gridlock traffic for hours, starts looking around to see who's watching, then takes a bite out of the inside of his car
May 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Industry Today:
"We won't need Junior Position In This Role Anymore, AI will do it All"

Industry in about 2 Years:
"We can't find skilled Senior Position In this Role, UNIVERSITIES HAVE FAILED US"
May 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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carbonara is a kind of mac and cheese
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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It’s so cool that Tom Waits took time off from running a traveling carnival that only appears at night to write music
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Under ‘d’… … for donut”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Who else up visioning dey euro?
May 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM