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The casualties already coming in. Grandmothers in their apartments….
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The casualties already coming in. Grandmothers in their apartments….
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
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This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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I agree with the principle that it’s fine to haul leaders who commit crimes from their home at gunpoint in the middle of the night and throw them in prison for the rest of their lives. I look forward to bold new applications of this salutary principle in the coming years.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I agree with the principle that it’s fine to haul leaders who commit crimes from their home at gunpoint in the middle of the night and throw them in prison for the rest of their lives. I look forward to bold new applications of this salutary principle in the coming years.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
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Yes, it’s on the nose, but I will remind you that this is about children, who have no say in any of this, and if I see any public health people doing easy dunks I’m gonna start kicking you all in the nuts
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Yes, it’s on the nose, but I will remind you that this is about children, who have no say in any of this, and if I see any public health people doing easy dunks I’m gonna start kicking you all in the nuts
I don't get what the big deal is with Zohran mentioning collectivism. Lots of people have cool collections of things
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don't get what the big deal is with Zohran mentioning collectivism. Lots of people have cool collections of things
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Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
*Aladdin voice* I can look at my phooone
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
*Aladdin voice* I can look at my phooone
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lmaoooo this though
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lmaoooo this though
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Here's an idea for 2026...
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Here's an idea for 2026...
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
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Hope pope Leo got their input for the monogamy encyclical
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Hope pope Leo got their input for the monogamy encyclical
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The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people
my new year's resolution is to stop olive pollution
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
my new year's resolution is to stop olive pollution
guy whose kids go to every college
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
guy whose kids go to every college