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Yes, it’s on the nose, but I will remind you that this is about children, who have no say in any of this, and if I see any public health people doing easy dunks I’m gonna start kicking you all in the nuts
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Yes, it’s on the nose, but I will remind you that this is about children, who have no say in any of this, and if I see any public health people doing easy dunks I’m gonna start kicking you all in the nuts
I don't get what the big deal is with Zohran mentioning collectivism. Lots of people have cool collections of things
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don't get what the big deal is with Zohran mentioning collectivism. Lots of people have cool collections of things
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Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
*Aladdin voice* I can look at my phooone
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
*Aladdin voice* I can look at my phooone
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lmaoooo this though
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lmaoooo this though
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Here's an idea for 2026...
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Here's an idea for 2026...
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
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Hope pope Leo got their input for the monogamy encyclical
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Hope pope Leo got their input for the monogamy encyclical
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The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people
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i'm practicing mindfoolness in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
i'm practicing mindfoolness in 2025
my new year's resolution is to stop olive pollution
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
my new year's resolution is to stop olive pollution
guy whose kids go to every college
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
guy whose kids go to every college
bachelor slop with Chinese characteristics
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
bachelor slop with Chinese characteristics
da family (the baby was on my back)
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
da family (the baby was on my back)
we went for a cold, snowy hike and now the 3yo is requesting a bowl of melted butter to drink
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
we went for a cold, snowy hike and now the 3yo is requesting a bowl of melted butter to drink
I'm declaring 2026 the Year of Mental Health
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'm declaring 2026 the Year of Mental Health
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You have been visited by “𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫” 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬!
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𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮?
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𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮?
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
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January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
You have been visited by “𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫” 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬!
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𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮?
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𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮?
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happy birthday to every horse
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
happy birthday to every horse
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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Happy New Year to all who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Happy New Year to all who celebrate