Dovergirl
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She/Her
Love dogs, respect cats
Love dogs, respect cats
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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every time I remember that a couple of her rapists tried claiming “I thought she was dead” as a defense, I have less patience for all these “how do we save these sad men?!” articles
If I’m being entirely honest my view of how many men are abusers shifted dramatically when that 70 yr old French woman in a small town realized her husband was drugging her and like 50+ men within a 15 mile radius had assaulted her w/o her knowledge and this was just happening in the open on the web
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
every time I remember that a couple of her rapists tried claiming “I thought she was dead” as a defense, I have less patience for all these “how do we save these sad men?!” articles
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Our ancestors slept on cave floors and I need a pillow for my head, a pillow for my body, zero light, a white noise machine, and one leg out of my covers before I can even close my eyes
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Our ancestors slept on cave floors and I need a pillow for my head, a pillow for my body, zero light, a white noise machine, and one leg out of my covers before I can even close my eyes
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky#bookchallenge
#readingchallenge
#readingcommunity
#booktok #bookish
#books
#BookSky#bookchallenge
#readingchallenge
#readingcommunity
#booktok #bookish
#books
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky#bookchallenge
#readingchallenge
#readingcommunity
#booktok #bookish
#books
#BookSky#bookchallenge
#readingchallenge
#readingcommunity
#booktok #bookish
#books
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Kinda strange we have living survivors right here and we’re waiting for what’s left of some files
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Kinda strange we have living survivors right here and we’re waiting for what’s left of some files
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Cynthia and Ariana Grande in every interview
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Cynthia and Ariana Grande in every interview
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Bill Mahr is retiring from standup, claiming “I could get shot by the left or right.”
The idea he’s important enough to get shot is the funniest joke he’s written in years.
The idea he’s important enough to get shot is the funniest joke he’s written in years.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bill Mahr is retiring from standup, claiming “I could get shot by the left or right.”
The idea he’s important enough to get shot is the funniest joke he’s written in years.
The idea he’s important enough to get shot is the funniest joke he’s written in years.
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"They had a decade to get it right and it's still garbage" feels like it should have been the headline here, rather than *checks notes* literally the final paragraph
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"They had a decade to get it right and it's still garbage" feels like it should have been the headline here, rather than *checks notes* literally the final paragraph
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The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
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Oh right American Beauty, starring sex pest Kevin Spacey, who spends an entire movie barely managing not to rape a confused and messed up minor, only to be murdered by events he set off in a deeply troubled homophobe while indulging in solipsistic degeneracy. Real model of behavior there, Dick.
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh right American Beauty, starring sex pest Kevin Spacey, who spends an entire movie barely managing not to rape a confused and messed up minor, only to be murdered by events he set off in a deeply troubled homophobe while indulging in solipsistic degeneracy. Real model of behavior there, Dick.
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
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This is not feminism. They are not feminists. This is power and understanding how to manipulate it.
I'd be really curious if someone better versed in feminist theory wrote about what's happening on the right. Because between Greene, Mace, and Bobert, we've got this bloc forming of women who seem tired of serving a patriarchy of sex criminals. And their rhetoric is starting to lean that direction.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is not feminism. They are not feminists. This is power and understanding how to manipulate it.
I’ve meal prepped some butter chicken and veg chili these past 2 days. The chicken was 1st & wasn’t spicy enough for me & now the chili is 🔥. My lips are numb
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve meal prepped some butter chicken and veg chili these past 2 days. The chicken was 1st & wasn’t spicy enough for me & now the chili is 🔥. My lips are numb
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This was gross.
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This was gross.
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
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What are some good gluten free frozen meals that I probably can find at a krogers or Walmart for when someone is struggling with self care?
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What are some good gluten free frozen meals that I probably can find at a krogers or Walmart for when someone is struggling with self care?
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most of the internet being dependent on one service is great when that service shits itself and nothing at all works any more
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
most of the internet being dependent on one service is great when that service shits itself and nothing at all works any more
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
Getting a weird mouth/throat feel while I eat my gooey amazing triple cream Brie cheese & I am just continuing bc no god hates me that much
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Getting a weird mouth/throat feel while I eat my gooey amazing triple cream Brie cheese & I am just continuing bc no god hates me that much
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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He should be deported back to England.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
He should be deported back to England.
So got followed by a fox on our morning beach walk. I saw it in time to leash Gracie up. It didn’t seem scared of us at all. I was concerned about rabies so walked very quickly back to car. I know if I was w/ out dog I’d have probably investigated the fox more closely so it’s best dog was w/me
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So got followed by a fox on our morning beach walk. I saw it in time to leash Gracie up. It didn’t seem scared of us at all. I was concerned about rabies so walked very quickly back to car. I know if I was w/ out dog I’d have probably investigated the fox more closely so it’s best dog was w/me
Every time I eat cheese I marvel that there are people in the world who don’t like it. They must only have tried generic supermarket cheeses or kraft slices. No way they’ve tried gooey earthy triple cream Bries , sharp salty cheddars or deep pungent blues bc they are otherworldly
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every time I eat cheese I marvel that there are people in the world who don’t like it. They must only have tried generic supermarket cheeses or kraft slices. No way they’ve tried gooey earthy triple cream Bries , sharp salty cheddars or deep pungent blues bc they are otherworldly