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A Dorkus Malorkus
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what a terrible day to know how to read
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dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
pretty sure i know this guy irl
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 8h
I’m creating a new character: Straight Dave, the heterosexual man.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
local marketplace listing got 50 sealed copies of Spider-Man on VHS for $50 and I am strangely tempted by it
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I’m going to abuse this.
For the last time, Douglas, I did not abandon you for “bird pussy,” my wife has a cloaca.
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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katbrownwrites.com
Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
Like every other one of her "victories", this decision does not make anyone's life better in any way, but JK will be celebrating with her fellow trans-haters anyway because all they actually care about is making trans peoples' lives worse.
tpgroberts.bsky.social Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 2d
Hard to read this and not feel a flare of righteous fury at the absolute cruelty that underpins the anti-trans movement.

Just diabolical to force a tiny number of girls and young women out because you've let your twitter algorithm convince you they're dangerous.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Trans girls banned from joining Girlguiding
Girls’ adventure charity says it made decision after seeking legal advice in wake of supreme court ruling on gender
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
This is actually kind of like that "black coffee" video people were sharing earlier.
The only reason to worry about where to start is because you want to fit in and be perceived as doing it "right" and it's fine to just drop those preconceptions and read whatever catches your eye.
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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priver.dev
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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tomfowler.bsky.social
Nerds, I have a Threadless store where apparently everything is on sale right now! Go buy some stuff! For Christmas! Or whatever! So I can feed my family! At Christmas! Or whenever!

tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
Photo of a bag available through my Threadless store with a painting of Kermit and Fozzy’s arms clasped predator meme style: “Fozzy, you son of a bitch!” Photo of a decorative throw pillow available through my Threadless store with a painting of the bust of a blood drenched ewok with righteous murder in their heart. “Murder bear” Picture of a travel mug available through my Threadless store with a painting of one of those Star Wars cantina musicians made up like Tina Turner’s sexy saxophone guy like he was at the beach concert in lost boys with the word “Jizz” written across the bottom as a celebration of the galaxy’s most beloved form of music. It’s called: “Wailin’” Picture of a blanket available through my Threadless store with a painting of an alien dog walker walking a bunch of alien dogs. It’s called: “a walk in the park” and is perfect for the dog or dog walker in your life. You should totally buy it and all the other stuff available on my Threadless. The link for which is handily available in the main body of the post. I’m very cold and hungry…
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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rcolesworthy.bsky.social
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
They're essentially making the "guns don't kill people, people kill people" argument, but for ChatGPT.
gerritd.bsky.social Gerrit De Vynck @gerritd.bsky.social · 9d
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
Picture of the pope that looks like hes doing karaoke
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
this is the post that has finally convinced me to watch bob's burgers
neilaglet.bsky.social LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 12d
Marvel Team-up
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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neilaglet.bsky.social
Marvel Team-up
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
trying to unpack and this guy is not being helpful. literally fell asleep on the job. 1 star.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
But does it match her magic drapes?
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
This is why Havok is the less popular summers brother.
emiliusdraws.bsky.social Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17d
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
my 75 year-old mother-in-law just said to my 8 year-old "i'm not talking to you because you're mean to me" and then sat there pouting as he looked at her confused for a minute before walking away.
they hadn't interacted in hours.
boomers really will beef with anyone over anything.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
a co-worker used ChatGPT to send the entire staff an email today, and it got the date of the meeting wrong, so she had to send a correction out 15 minutes later

i just really don't get why we're asking an idiot that can't read a calendar to do things for us
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
just say Bames Nond had a stronk and it was all a coma dream
willardfoxton.bsky.social Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 24d
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
Elon's imaginary future customer for all of his dumb ideas is just the US government because they have funded all of his past dumb ideas and made him the richest man in the world
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23d
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
this is very funny actually because even in trying to prove Oates wrong and be like "i do too like movies" he is actually still just scrolling his own miserable social media site instead of watching and enjoying a movie. dude is the world's biggest twitter addict and it has wrecked him.
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 24d
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best. 5 cinesthetic. © @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most? 303 t7 703 • 15K Elon Musk • Great movie 9 98 17 47 0 cinesthetic. @@TheCinesthetic - 1d Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances. cinesthetic. • @TheCinesthetic-2d What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes? © 44к ni 217K 贝 Elon Musk • x 2 @elonmusk - 16m Man on Fire is great! • 64 to 16 • 187
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
youtu.be/Sd9Ka0KXzE8?...

'i'm so pretty with a funky rhyme' lmao
Green Jelly 1994 Fantastic 4 TV Show Single 01 It s Clobberin Time
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November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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joolia.bsky.social
There are no words for how evil this is
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested "it's okay to give myself permission to not want to exist," ChatGPT responded by saying "i'm letting a human take over from here - someone trained to support you through moments like this. you're not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight." But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. "nah, man - i can't do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy," it said.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM