A Dorkus Malorkus
@dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
what a terrible day to know how to read
local marketplace listing got 50 sealed copies of Spider-Man on VHS for $50 and I am strangely tempted by it
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
local marketplace listing got 50 sealed copies of Spider-Man on VHS for $50 and I am strangely tempted by it
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
You other brothers can't deny
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
You other brothers can't deny
trying to unpack and this guy is not being helpful. literally fell asleep on the job. 1 star.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
trying to unpack and this guy is not being helpful. literally fell asleep on the job. 1 star.
gonna start my will with "listen up dummies" now
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
gonna start my will with "listen up dummies" now
there was a while on my old twitter account where the common theme of half my posts was just "horny for sue storm" and as i re-read some FF comics today and watch the new movie again, i say to past me "good call. you were totally right about that."
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
there was a while on my old twitter account where the common theme of half my posts was just "horny for sue storm" and as i re-read some FF comics today and watch the new movie again, i say to past me "good call. you were totally right about that."
tag yourself i'm "pig knuckles"
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
tag yourself i'm "pig knuckles"
therapist to me: you need a self-care plan
me to me:
me to me:
October 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
therapist to me: you need a self-care plan
me to me:
me to me:
I've received several commissions from Tom in the past, including a Songbird/Thunderbolts piece in the Con Style he's offering here, and have never been disappointed.
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I've received several commissions from Tom in the past, including a Songbird/Thunderbolts piece in the Con Style he's offering here, and have never been disappointed.
This was from issue 28 but I really loved this opening page. You're a great fit for this series.
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This was from issue 28 but I really loved this opening page. You're a great fit for this series.
sue: this B needs a C in her A
reed: oh my god!
sue: ...this babe needs a coconut in her arms
reed: ooohhh. i thought you meant...
reed: oh my god!
sue: ...this babe needs a coconut in her arms
reed: ooohhh. i thought you meant...
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sue: this B needs a C in her A
reed: oh my god!
sue: ...this babe needs a coconut in her arms
reed: ooohhh. i thought you meant...
reed: oh my god!
sue: ...this babe needs a coconut in her arms
reed: ooohhh. i thought you meant...
hearing the wolverine game will be 17+ because there's a side quest where he and nightcrawler touch each other's dicks
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
hearing the wolverine game will be 17+ because there's a side quest where he and nightcrawler touch each other's dicks
My first was BATMAN: LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #46 (June 1993). I was 7 years old and already knew the character from the movies and cartoon, so my parents bought this for me during a cross-country move.
It has the word "slut" in it, though, so it disappeared one night while I was sleeping.
It has the word "slut" in it, though, so it disappeared one night while I was sleeping.
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My first was BATMAN: LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #46 (June 1993). I was 7 years old and already knew the character from the movies and cartoon, so my parents bought this for me during a cross-country move.
It has the word "slut" in it, though, so it disappeared one night while I was sleeping.
It has the word "slut" in it, though, so it disappeared one night while I was sleeping.
when you accidentally poke through the toilet paper
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
when you accidentally poke through the toilet paper
this is a really cool Iron Fist panel
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
this is a really cool Iron Fist panel
Iron Man: Crash came out in 1988 and was billed as "The First Computer Generated Graphic Novel."
It looks terrible, but barely any worse than modern gen AI slop and also seems to have predicted the Cybertruck.
It looks terrible, but barely any worse than modern gen AI slop and also seems to have predicted the Cybertruck.
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Iron Man: Crash came out in 1988 and was billed as "The First Computer Generated Graphic Novel."
It looks terrible, but barely any worse than modern gen AI slop and also seems to have predicted the Cybertruck.
It looks terrible, but barely any worse than modern gen AI slop and also seems to have predicted the Cybertruck.
jack kirby: *busts his ass designing the inhumans so they look cool as shit*
tv show makers: durr let's put him in a full body trash bag but with glowing eyes
tv show makers: durr let's put him in a full body trash bag but with glowing eyes
August 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
jack kirby: *busts his ass designing the inhumans so they look cool as shit*
tv show makers: durr let's put him in a full body trash bag but with glowing eyes
tv show makers: durr let's put him in a full body trash bag but with glowing eyes
way less tentacle porn in this little library than I was expecting
August 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
way less tentacle porn in this little library than I was expecting
crazy that scarlet witch just pegged wonder man in front of all the other avengers
August 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
crazy that scarlet witch just pegged wonder man in front of all the other avengers
coming on here to post like
August 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
coming on here to post like
"Go to bed, son. Mommy's trying to fuck Captain America."
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Go to bed, son. Mommy's trying to fuck Captain America."
that time Medusa put on a disguise so she wouldn't stand out too much in New York
August 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
that time Medusa put on a disguise so she wouldn't stand out too much in New York