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MF DONG
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common side effects include burping, shittin,g and cumming
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“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.”

Camus
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me and like four dudes got into a huge argument with a friend who wipes back to front and we kept saying "don't you get shit on your nuts?" and he was getting so pissed and then his gf got home and asked what we were fighting about she said to him "don't you get shit on your balls?" we went nuts
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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tim rhymes with quim
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
this is basically wrong

the framers were the polar opposite of kind philosophers. they used the word democracy as a slur. they hated the common people & only agreed to a bill of rights to avoid getting lynched

get your facts from an actual historian ---> www.youtube.com/@Tad.Stoerme...
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Beano #1198, July 3, 1965
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
with regards to the recent situation . i present to you the dilbert hole series (except the ones that did not age well)

this was done in the late '90s/early 2000s, parts of it appearing in a leisuretown story (one of the office comics), which has some tangential relation to @bonequest.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Dilbert is free now
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I'm in the reactor core taking liberties
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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That's cring bro
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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i would never get high and eat taco bell
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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BIRDS/HOTDUCK.GIF
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Now, justice on the doers!
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
(bodybuilder in a muscle shirt) look on my gains, ye mighty, and despair
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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hey ozymandias why don't you look on 'dis pair' 👇
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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I say this appreciatively. hornily, even: men are walking into tattoo parlors and just asking for whatever the fuck on their thighs
May 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
people keep calling the fire department about this but it's okay. it's suppose to look like this
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
my resolutions are get fatter and take up jug hooting
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
if i die please don't get an amulet from a forest apothecary and try to bring me back
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Straight up yawning on the pussy
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
saying happy 4th to people in the street
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Good thing i came prepared [long shot of me taking cold cuts out of every pocket]
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
dreamcast invented fruitger aero
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM