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MF DONG
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common side effects include burping, shittin,g and cumming
he's exactly the smiler from transmetropolitan
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
sam altman shutting down chatgpt after it made fun of him for jacking off
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Physics Cock
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
video game
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
that's basically this guy's origin story
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sometimes when one of the astronauts is asleep, the other astronauts will prank them by floating up and down over them, reciting that one scene from candyman
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
what is masculinity. nobody ever told me what that is. i wonder if somebody with a podcast could explain it to me
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
pyst: also the sequel to myst
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
step 2: insert the XLR cable into the unused microphone holder, for later
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is a 100% rational airplane design
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
libety (n): the practice of libet
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
they might install this on the roof
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
let's review
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
what if chudlering is the act of folding a paper in half & sticking a pen through it in order to explain wormholes
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i can prove it's good actually
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
this car costs several million dollars
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
wait'll you see the end tables
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
what does this mean
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this painting casts a spell on me every time. it's the eyes
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM