Dan
@djj96.bsky.social
British guy now living in Florida to witness society losing its marbles on both sides of the Atlantic 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸
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Unless their demands are met
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Unless their demands are met
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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The best way to get out of a prior commitment is to dissipate into a heavy fog that hangs low upon the moors
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The best way to get out of a prior commitment is to dissipate into a heavy fog that hangs low upon the moors
Given how dark today is, it’s fitting that Melania has arrived at the inauguration dressed as Honchkrow
January 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Given how dark today is, it’s fitting that Melania has arrived at the inauguration dressed as Honchkrow
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Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
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I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
January 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
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They’re putting a new object in my enclosure tomorrow. Supposed to be pretty enriching. Might check it out
January 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They’re putting a new object in my enclosure tomorrow. Supposed to be pretty enriching. Might check it out
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Someone is going to find a Switch 2 sitting on the shelf in Asda before Nintendo actually announces the thing.
January 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Someone is going to find a Switch 2 sitting on the shelf in Asda before Nintendo actually announces the thing.
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Ooooh I’m thom yorke, I’m going to make it sound like it’s bad to be fitter happier and more productive by saying it in a scary robot voice
January 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ooooh I’m thom yorke, I’m going to make it sound like it’s bad to be fitter happier and more productive by saying it in a scary robot voice
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
There are few things more joyous in this world than seeing a new TV series advertised, writing it off due to the sheer amount of content nowadays, and then realising it’s a 5-part mini-series with a defined end-point and zero chance of any further episodes 🥰
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There are few things more joyous in this world than seeing a new TV series advertised, writing it off due to the sheer amount of content nowadays, and then realising it’s a 5-part mini-series with a defined end-point and zero chance of any further episodes 🥰
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i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
Impressive how the PS+ classics catalog doesn’t have a single game I used to own.
Wipeout, Crash Bash, Harry Potter CoS? Nah
Gran Turismo, Mickey’s Wild Adventure, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing? Nope
Colin McRae 2.0, Spyro 1-3, Tomb Raider, Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories? Nada
But they got Worms Pinball 😒
Wipeout, Crash Bash, Harry Potter CoS? Nah
Gran Turismo, Mickey’s Wild Adventure, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing? Nope
Colin McRae 2.0, Spyro 1-3, Tomb Raider, Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories? Nada
But they got Worms Pinball 😒
December 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Impressive how the PS+ classics catalog doesn’t have a single game I used to own.
Wipeout, Crash Bash, Harry Potter CoS? Nah
Gran Turismo, Mickey’s Wild Adventure, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing? Nope
Colin McRae 2.0, Spyro 1-3, Tomb Raider, Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories? Nada
But they got Worms Pinball 😒
Wipeout, Crash Bash, Harry Potter CoS? Nah
Gran Turismo, Mickey’s Wild Adventure, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing? Nope
Colin McRae 2.0, Spyro 1-3, Tomb Raider, Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories? Nada
But they got Worms Pinball 😒
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i’m relieved democrats chose connolley over AOC for house oversight committee leadership. a 74 year old geriatric with throat cancer is just the young and blossoming leadership the democratic party needs
December 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
i’m relieved democrats chose connolley over AOC for house oversight committee leadership. a 74 year old geriatric with throat cancer is just the young and blossoming leadership the democratic party needs
All these drone sightings feel like we’re being set up for a belter of a 2024 series finale.
Picture this: the military keeps tabs on these UFOs until next week they shoot down the biggest one yet, which then turns out to have been Santa Claus. Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho oh no
Picture this: the military keeps tabs on these UFOs until next week they shoot down the biggest one yet, which then turns out to have been Santa Claus. Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho oh no
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
All these drone sightings feel like we’re being set up for a belter of a 2024 series finale.
Picture this: the military keeps tabs on these UFOs until next week they shoot down the biggest one yet, which then turns out to have been Santa Claus. Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho oh no
Picture this: the military keeps tabs on these UFOs until next week they shoot down the biggest one yet, which then turns out to have been Santa Claus. Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho oh no
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
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The Witcher 4 is drawing inspiration from many places
December 13, 2024 at 2:03 AM
The Witcher 4 is drawing inspiration from many places