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I just want to play my drums
https://thedependentclause.bandcamp.com/album/cancelled-plans
I just want to play my drums
https://thedependentclause.bandcamp.com/album/cancelled-plans
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Man Posts Picture of Daughter and Cats
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Man Posts Picture of Daughter and Cats
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When the world goes to shit, people do step up. When that happens and you've been busting your ass for years you can either be mad they didn't do it earlier, or you can be proud that you helped lay out a path and recognize that your role is to guide a new leader into their role.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
When the world goes to shit, people do step up. When that happens and you've been busting your ass for years you can either be mad they didn't do it earlier, or you can be proud that you helped lay out a path and recognize that your role is to guide a new leader into their role.
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I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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im really on some damn I’ll never leave this city shit. Never felt this way about a place ❤️🩹 I love you minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
im really on some damn I’ll never leave this city shit. Never felt this way about a place ❤️🩹 I love you minneapolis
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DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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[Marge Gunderson voice]:
They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life
They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
[Marge Gunderson voice]:
They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life
They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life
Hey Jacob is this GettingICEthe FUCKouttaMinneapolis
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Hey Jacob is this GettingICEthe FUCKouttaMinneapolis
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watching aaron rupar go from posting crack for shitlibs to this should say everything
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
watching aaron rupar go from posting crack for shitlibs to this should say everything
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it might be the chinese century but this shit has definitively been the minneapolis decade
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it might be the chinese century but this shit has definitively been the minneapolis decade
"I heard that everyone evacuated Minneapolis even though all the highway exits were closed because everyone moved away after the city burned down in 2020 and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me" —Sked Botley, Terre Haute IN
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"I heard that everyone evacuated Minneapolis even though all the highway exits were closed because everyone moved away after the city burned down in 2020 and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me" —Sked Botley, Terre Haute IN
If you're one of my colleagues who fought our unionization effort so fiercely and are now wringing your white liberal hands about our city's tragic plight, no you're not
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
If you're one of my colleagues who fought our unionization effort so fiercely and are now wringing your white liberal hands about our city's tragic plight, no you're not
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all these people saying a car is a deadly weapon but won't do shit about cars as deadly weapons when it comes to actual safe roads
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
all these people saying a car is a deadly weapon but won't do shit about cars as deadly weapons when it comes to actual safe roads
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interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
Why are we always the ones who have to remain calm
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why are we always the ones who have to remain calm
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Sent from a buddy taken off Reddit. If you are the creator person of this I would be glad to give credit.
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Sent from a buddy taken off Reddit. If you are the creator person of this I would be glad to give credit.
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600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
Un-calm people are famously very receptive when asked to remain calm
My public safety team is working to gather information on an ICE related shooting this morning.
We will share information as we learn more. In the meantime, I ask folks to remain calm.
We will share information as we learn more. In the meantime, I ask folks to remain calm.
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Un-calm people are famously very receptive when asked to remain calm
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Organizers in Twin Cities making rare plea for folks to share broadly:
ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.
ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Organizers in Twin Cities making rare plea for folks to share broadly:
ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.
ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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We've been through a lot lately, and it’s not over.
Extremism is knocking on our door, as YouTubers and federal agents. Schools and hospitals are slashed while Trump pardons crooks and gives handouts to billionaires.
Minnesotans know there’s only one way to weather a storm: you don’t do it alone.
Extremism is knocking on our door, as YouTubers and federal agents. Schools and hospitals are slashed while Trump pardons crooks and gives handouts to billionaires.
Minnesotans know there’s only one way to weather a storm: you don’t do it alone.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
We've been through a lot lately, and it’s not over.
Extremism is knocking on our door, as YouTubers and federal agents. Schools and hospitals are slashed while Trump pardons crooks and gives handouts to billionaires.
Minnesotans know there’s only one way to weather a storm: you don’t do it alone.
Extremism is knocking on our door, as YouTubers and federal agents. Schools and hospitals are slashed while Trump pardons crooks and gives handouts to billionaires.
Minnesotans know there’s only one way to weather a storm: you don’t do it alone.
Love to maliciously cancel reservations
ICE is furious because the Hilton cancelled their reservation because of ICE’s immigration enforcement activities.
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Love to maliciously cancel reservations
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This post is for Minnesotans only. If you aren't a Minnesotan, please move on.
I want to get on this as early as possible: Amy Klobuchar actively supports Donald Trump's nominees. Present tense. She continues to vote for them.
She also literally helped plan Trump's inauguration.
Do not support!
I want to get on this as early as possible: Amy Klobuchar actively supports Donald Trump's nominees. Present tense. She continues to vote for them.
She also literally helped plan Trump's inauguration.
Do not support!
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This post is for Minnesotans only. If you aren't a Minnesotan, please move on.
I want to get on this as early as possible: Amy Klobuchar actively supports Donald Trump's nominees. Present tense. She continues to vote for them.
She also literally helped plan Trump's inauguration.
Do not support!
I want to get on this as early as possible: Amy Klobuchar actively supports Donald Trump's nominees. Present tense. She continues to vote for them.
She also literally helped plan Trump's inauguration.
Do not support!