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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
me in any conversation about anything lately:
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every generation has a pair of skuzzy friends who think they're the first people to start a band that's just a distorted bass guitar and drums
and god bless em for it
and god bless em for it
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
every generation has a pair of skuzzy friends who think they're the first people to start a band that's just a distorted bass guitar and drums
and god bless em for it
and god bless em for it
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended.
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If you’re a Kat person, bring a t-shirt to upcycle to our office tonight at 5PM and we’ll turn it into custom merch!
You can join our phone bank bingo night too :)
You can join our phone bank bingo night too :)
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
If you’re a Kat person, bring a t-shirt to upcycle to our office tonight at 5PM and we’ll turn it into custom merch!
You can join our phone bank bingo night too :)
You can join our phone bank bingo night too :)
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they’re doing this to me tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
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So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
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why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
Unreasonably excited for the Cliff Booth movie
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Unreasonably excited for the Cliff Booth movie
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I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...
My 'MELANIA' Experience
Melania, 'MELANIA,' and Me
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...
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The emerging narrative from the people who worked for Biden seems to be "we debased ourselves repeatedly and violated our own laws for Israel and Israel won't even say thank you".
Interesting admission by Biden administration official and Kamala Harris NSC advisor earlier today
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The emerging narrative from the people who worked for Biden seems to be "we debased ourselves repeatedly and violated our own laws for Israel and Israel won't even say thank you".
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Just dying that there seems to be a rule among that set that not only must you do the crimes, you must write dozens of emails that are like so, is it time to crime
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Just dying that there seems to be a rule among that set that not only must you do the crimes, you must write dozens of emails that are like so, is it time to crime
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when democratic politicians respond to the assault on Minneapolis with "we must REFORM ICE, they need more TRAINING" I recall the very recent past: holding all three branches they increased funding, did no reforms, then ran for a second term on shit like this
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 PM
when democratic politicians respond to the assault on Minneapolis with "we must REFORM ICE, they need more TRAINING" I recall the very recent past: holding all three branches they increased funding, did no reforms, then ran for a second term on shit like this
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PLEASE REPOST PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLER'S NEW ORDERS TO HIS GOONS IN MN: unmask, wear civilian garb, use vendor transport (like logo'd plumber vans) blend into observer/recorder groups, infiltrate mutual-help networks, wear whistles, infiltrate anti-ICE comms bsky.app/profile/iwil...
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
PLEASE REPOST PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLER'S NEW ORDERS TO HIS GOONS IN MN: unmask, wear civilian garb, use vendor transport (like logo'd plumber vans) blend into observer/recorder groups, infiltrate mutual-help networks, wear whistles, infiltrate anti-ICE comms bsky.app/profile/iwil...
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
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Jameis Winston
What player would be good at playing themselves in a Josh Safdie movie like KG in uncut gems
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Jameis Winston
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
I don’t know how to get old without becoming either miserable or stupid
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I don’t know how to get old without becoming either miserable or stupid
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I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
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Training* for ICE is a good idea
*vocational training so they can perform honest work when they get out of prison
*vocational training so they can perform honest work when they get out of prison
January 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Training* for ICE is a good idea
*vocational training so they can perform honest work when they get out of prison
*vocational training so they can perform honest work when they get out of prison
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Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
Bigtime thow to Wome Adoonzay
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Bigtime thow to Wome Adoonzay