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I uploaded a slightly better version and will still be looking for all the credits over the weekend. youtu.be/9dih_bbwrNk
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
deanalan5.bsky.social
Kinda seems like this could shatter another pillar of the US economy. Sure, lower credit interest rates is great. Also sure, this is a massive shock to the system that will destabilize a teetering system even further.
I keep thinking I should drink less but this guy keeps proving me wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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schooley.bsky.social
Remember when that Mountainhead movie came out last year and people thought it was a little overwrought?
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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chadbourn.bsky.social
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 9, 2026 THE HONORABLE TIM WALZ Governor of Minesota 130 State Capitol 75 Rev Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Bivd. St. Paul, MN 55155 THE HONORABLE JACOB FREY Mayor of the City of Minneapolis City Hail 350S. Fifth St., Room 330 Minneapolis, MN 55415 Dear Governor Walz and Mayor Frey, It is my responsibility as Secretary of Agriculture to ensure sound stewardship of taxpayer dollars by climinating fraud, waste and abuse in all programs funded by the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA). The widespread and systemic fraud associated with federal benefit programs in the State of Minnesota and the City of Minneapolis demonstrate an inability to handle federal resources without additional oversight and accountability measures in place. During your tenures as Governor of Minnesota and Mayor of Minneapolis, numerous non-profits and businesses have defrauded the federal government in what a federal prosecutor in Minnesota called "a staggering, industrial-scale fraud".! Most notably, a Minneapolis-based nonprofit— Feeding Our Future defrauded U.S. taxpayers of nearly $250 million in federal funds given to them by the Minnesota Department of Education.? This fraud scheme involved USDA funding provided to the State of Minnesota to feed hungry children under the Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP) and the Summer Food Service Program (SFSP). As of late November, 78 defendants had been charged in what the Department of Justice characterized as the largest COVID-19 fraud scheme in the country? Other recent examples of'alleged fraud in Minnesota include exploitation of the Small Business Administration Paycheck Protection Program", a scheme to defraud the Housing Stabilization 1-Whut te know about Minnesoca' "industrial-scale fraad" scandal, as more charges are fled and Trump weighs in, "CES Nows (Dic. 19, 3025) available at ht:/www.cbsnews.com/news/atas-do-know-alonesota-frawf-candal were-changes-fled- tump-water. /Federal Jury Finds Feeding Our Future Masternind and Co-D… Services Program", and alleged fraud in daycare centers*, Your Administrations have refused additional accountability and oversight, claiming that criticism of rampant fraud and abuse is "racist." While the full extent of fraud in Minnesota is not yet known, it is clear that, under your leadership- or lack thereof fraudsters can take advantage of federal funds and the American taxpayer with impunity. This necessitates federal action to protect taxpayer dollars until adequate safeguards can be established. Despite a staggering, wide-reaching fraud scandal, your Administrations refuse to provide basic information or take common sense mcasures to stop fraud. In fact, rather than conlin your SNAP rolls are accurate to prevent continuing fraud, you asked the courts to block USDA's directive to recertify the State's SNAP recipients. Recent news reports also emerged that the Minnesota Department of Human Services repeatedly reported incorrect information about SNAP to the federal government.? The Trump administration refuses to allow such fraud to continuc. Therefore, because of your failed Icadership and abysmal financial management oversight, 1 am notifying you that, effective immediately, I am suspending payments on all active awards and any future awards from USDA to the State of Minnesota and the City of Minneapolis, currently totaling over $129.18 million. Within 30 days, you shall provide USDA with payment justifications for all federal dollar expenditures from January 20, 2025, to the present. Going forward, all transactions on awards to the State of Minnesota or the City of Minneapolis will require such payment justification. If those payment justifications are not received, awards will remain suspended. While your Administrations have turned a blind eye to documented fraud, the Trump Administration has made clear that fraud, waste, and abuse are unacceptable. The American people deserve to know that their taxpayer dollars are helping those in need-not criminals. …
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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852dude.bsky.social
Guess i'll just have to go back to DC and visit more museums and battlefields.

Shucks.

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A Warhammer World in the USA? Get the details here.
Breaking News: There’s a new Warhammer World coming.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Stephen Miller on CNN, appearing before the White House. His mouth is open, and his face is recoiling in disgust. The chyron reads, "I can smell my own ass."
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
deanalan5.bsky.social
Mood
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Mafia tactics. And his baby mama posted this earlier
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January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Wait wait wait, while Americans have to pay hundreds of billions of dollars in new tariffs, Trump is going send over $10,000 to each person in *Greenland*?????????

This is a joke right ?

www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US
U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...
www.reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
New column today:
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January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
deanalan5.bsky.social
There it is.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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timmarchman.bsky.social
NEW: Jonathan Ross is former National Guard and Border Patrol and has been part of ICE's SWAT equivalent, a team leader overseeing FBI, ATF, and IRS agents, and a firearms instructor, according to testimony obtained by WIRED. This is from @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
ICE Agent Who Reportedly Shot Renee Good Was a Firearms Trainer, Per Testimony
Jonathan Ross told a federal court in December about his professional background, including “hundreds” of encounters with drivers during enforcement actions, according to testimony obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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DHS claims the Portland shooting victims "weaponized" their car against agents, like in Minneapolis.

Also claimed one is a "Venezuelan illegal alien affiliated with the Tren de Aragua prostitution ring," but didn't ID the person or provide further details.

Story ongoing

www.ms.now/news/shootin...
Federal agents shoot 2 in Oregon, further raising tensions over national immigration actions
The Department of Homeland Security suggested agents were tracking a member of a Venezuelan prostitution ring when the shooting occurred.
www.ms.now
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
deanalan5.bsky.social
All the real sickos say fuck Disco Inferno.
heyitsroman.bsky.social Roman @heyitsroman.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck Disco Inferno.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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jesspish.bsky.social
LOL in re the people writing about Randy Weaver
The Idaho GOP is set to vote on a resolution calling for a full posthumous pardon of Randy Weaver AND the prosecution of FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi for murder!
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
deanalan5.bsky.social
Incredible thread and proof I don't understand the world anymore but am continually delighted by its silliness.
sydney-bauer.com Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 1d
Just a reminder editors I have all the pre-reporting done on this one and can have it wrapped up well before the Broncos next playoff game :)
sydney-bauer.com Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 12d
Wild that a “sports and pop culture” website hasn’t written about one of the moar hilarious/out of left field crossovers which is the uma musume fan subculture willing the Denver broncos to a potential nfc regular season title
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
deanalan5.bsky.social
So what happens is the market tanks and those bonds lose their value? Who bails out the government? Or is this a money printer go brrr situation?
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d
“I am instructing my Representatives to BUY $200 BILLION DOLLARS IN MORTGAGE BONDS. This will drive Mortgage Rates DOWN, monthly payments DOWN, and make the cost of owning a home more affordable.”
Trump: Biden ignored the Housing Market, and instead was immersed with High Crime, Open Borders, runaway INFLATION, the Afghanistan Disaster, and a Military that he left in Chaos and Confusion. Everything was broken, but I, as President of the United States, have already fixed it! Now, I am giving special attention to the Housing Market. Because I chose not to sell Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in my First Term, a truly great decision, and against the advice of the "experts," it is now worth many times that amount — AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE — and has $200 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH. Because of this, I am instructing my Representatives to BUY $200 BILLION DOLLARS IN MORTGAGE BONDS. This will drive Mortgage Rates DOWN, monthly payments DOWN, and make the cost of owning a home more affordable. It is one of my many steps in restoring Affordability, something that the Biden Administration absolutely destroyed. We are bringing back the AMERICAN DREAM that was destroyed by the last Administration. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 4 ReTruths 22 Likes 1/8/26, 1:25 PM
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Crypto gold promoters claim 80% APR amid speculative mania protos.com/crypto-gold-...
Crypto gold promoters claim 80% APR amid speculative mania
Crypto promoters are trying to lure precious metal speculators with dubious claims of ultra-high yield farms in tokenized gold.
protos.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
deanalan5.bsky.social
Not a staple in his weiner!
#AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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lmao #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Don't mess with Bandido! #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
deanalan5.bsky.social
What is that piece of shit John Cruz doing with MJF?
#AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM