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I guess I'm here now
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November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Great my instacart guy grabbed me a golden apple with "to the fairest" inscribed on it even tho I clearly said not to get me any golden apples that could start a huge land war
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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a surprisingly cogent case that the trump administration is significantly tied to the sinaloa cartel and especially their cryptocurrency fueled money laundering operation
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"

As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bob's Burgers:

Season 1: Bob has to make the restaurant a success

Season 4: The children are almost squished to death

Season 10: Gene learns about generational trauma or something who cares
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This fucking bitch again
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The reason I can't respect economics is every time an economist talks about something I DO understand, they're fucking wrong.

Man, you were ALIVE for those years.
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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using an old sausage casing as a condom #MAHA
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mr. Donald and also Mamdani I will pledge my undying loyalty as a Pennsylvanian to NYC if I can help edit content for Mamdani
please donate we are running out of foliage to throw at our Mayor-Elect (link in next post)
The leaves are changing and so is City Hall.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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credit where due, it's a unique challenge to those of us posting from the first world. are we hungry enough to compete? i don't know
One fascinating and yet expected thing is that none of the big foreign accounts pretending to be American are left of center, or even anti-Trump. Not a single one. Says something about the economics and geopolitics of political grifting
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
SIX SEVEEEEENNNN
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can't believe Fetterman is in this!
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Making the dominant discussion "Did Trump suck off Clinton on the pedophile island?" is significantly more useful than any other strategy at the moment
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I choose to believe this. The world is a better place if we all believe this
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM