Darrell Johnson
@darrelljohnson.bsky.social
I'm Darrell. I exist.
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The series finale of this season of Taskmaster was the greatest finish in sports since the Kick Six
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The series finale of this season of Taskmaster was the greatest finish in sports since the Kick Six
Dude, they're not the "famous" 1936 Berlin games. Try "infamous". Jesse Owens is famous -- those '36 Games are Infamous.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dude, they're not the "famous" 1936 Berlin games. Try "infamous". Jesse Owens is famous -- those '36 Games are Infamous.
In the Colts-Falcons game, I could swear I saw a woman wearing a Colts jacket and Falcons beanie cheering wildly about that Falcons fumble. OK.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the Colts-Falcons game, I could swear I saw a woman wearing a Colts jacket and Falcons beanie cheering wildly about that Falcons fumble. OK.
Hoo boy. I went into Pluribus blind (by my own intention). I encourage all of you to do the same. Just start watching it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hoo boy. I went into Pluribus blind (by my own intention). I encourage all of you to do the same. Just start watching it.
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This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
PODCAST: PAUL F. TOMPKINS on Season 20, Episode 9 | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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November 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
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Trick-or-treaters so far today: two Ghostbusters, a dark wizard, a princess, lazy Darth Vader, army man, half-assed zombie, Fred and Velma from the Scooby gang (their mom was Daphne), inflatable Patrick Star, Larry Fitzgerald Steve Nash, a freestyle wrestler, a kid in his baseball uniform...
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Trick-or-treaters so far today: two Ghostbusters, a dark wizard, a princess, lazy Darth Vader, army man, half-assed zombie, Fred and Velma from the Scooby gang (their mom was Daphne), inflatable Patrick Star, Larry Fitzgerald Steve Nash, a freestyle wrestler, a kid in his baseball uniform...
I think I'm spoiled as a Dbacks fan because all World Series I've marveled at how slow all the baserunners seem.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I think I'm spoiled as a Dbacks fan because all World Series I've marveled at how slow all the baserunners seem.
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(giving my wife a tiara made from 24 Ceylon sapphires and 1,083 diamonds that once belonged to Queen Hortense)
“um… I went to Jared?”
“um… I went to Jared?”
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
(giving my wife a tiara made from 24 Ceylon sapphires and 1,083 diamonds that once belonged to Queen Hortense)
“um… I went to Jared?”
“um… I went to Jared?”
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POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
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baseball definitely leads all sports in impossible coincidences
Shohei Ohtani has homered off Jose Quintana to lead off Game 4 of the NLCS in consecutive years, both on October 17
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
baseball definitely leads all sports in impossible coincidences
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So I'm watching my team play against the Colts, and Jacoby Brissett is on MY team? OK fine life doesn't matter.
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So I'm watching my team play against the Colts, and Jacoby Brissett is on MY team? OK fine life doesn't matter.
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If you live in a country that was built by the non native inhabitants & think we should get rid of immigrants, you are selfish & most likely a racist fuck face.
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you live in a country that was built by the non native inhabitants & think we should get rid of immigrants, you are selfish & most likely a racist fuck face.
Sorry, Mariners fans -- you have a lot of Arizona folks pulling for you, and we all know that we are cursed.
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sorry, Mariners fans -- you have a lot of Arizona folks pulling for you, and we all know that we are cursed.
Whoa! Andres Munoz with a CRAZY grab! (I'm rooting for Geno Suarez this month, so go Mariners.)
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whoa! Andres Munoz with a CRAZY grab! (I'm rooting for Geno Suarez this month, so go Mariners.)
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Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone
I'm a pretty big AZ Nals fan, but I highly doubt I'd recognize Greg Zastudil in a crowd.
Just landed in MN (I’m speaking at the DFL dinner tonight) and immediately walked out into a crowd of people in Vikings jerseys. No one recognized me :p
September 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm a pretty big AZ Nals fan, but I highly doubt I'd recognize Greg Zastudil in a crowd.
Up early, I looked back on yesterday and felt a sense of relief that the Dbacks won on a day that UofA and Ohio State football took the week off. No distractions, just September baseball.
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Up early, I looked back on yesterday and felt a sense of relief that the Dbacks won on a day that UofA and Ohio State football took the week off. No distractions, just September baseball.
Funny how if you've watched enough baseball, you can tell in the first inning that you're gonna watch a pitchers' duel. Pfaadt has been locked in from the jump, and Verlander has been Verlander. Palms are sweating.
September 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Funny how if you've watched enough baseball, you can tell in the first inning that you're gonna watch a pitchers' duel. Pfaadt has been locked in from the jump, and Verlander has been Verlander. Palms are sweating.