Dbacks fan here. We like him, too, though he seemed weirdly grumpy most of the time.

Slappy's contempt for Dick Gregory's act or for his own?

I think so, Beek, but we'd need a lot more Silly Putty than we have on hand.

And yes, I know it's in Berlin. It's funny to me. She picked both teams!

Seriously, enjoy football however you like it. Just seems contradictory.

...a ninja, French maid, tiny princess in a stroller, and a handful of others I didn't recognize. I have way too much leftover candy.

...kid riding an alien, Lightning McQueen, ladybug, another princess, Ghostface, Grinch, another army kid, a redhead in a yellow skirt (?), generic space fighter, identical sisters both dressed as Pennywise, zombie girl, two more Ghostfaces, half a gilly suit, a Mormon...

Cup O'Doodles?

Serial lies serialize cereal eyes.

Yes, I know he's been a fairly reliable QB sneak for us this year, but it still feels weird.