Caliban Darklock
@darklock.com
Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and massive turbo weeb. He/him. Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A
I am frustrated and annoyed and I suck so I have taken a Mexican Coke and thrown about six ounces of Rebel Yell ginger whisky into it because fuck productivity for the rest of the day
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I am frustrated and annoyed and I suck so I have taken a Mexican Coke and thrown about six ounces of Rebel Yell ginger whisky into it because fuck productivity for the rest of the day
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Sometimes I'm mystified as to why men enjoy certain sex acts and then I go... oh. It's the humiliation and degradation. That's the part they get off on.
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes I'm mystified as to why men enjoy certain sex acts and then I go... oh. It's the humiliation and degradation. That's the part they get off on.
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
So someone was unsuccessful in trying to steal $300 worth of food from a business owned by the Sobey family (net worth $5.5 billion), and the cops thought it warranted a news release
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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Minnesota just launched our statewide paid leave program.
Starting today new parents, small business owners, and people recovering from illness or injury will have the security to take needed time off work without risking their paycheck.
Starting today new parents, small business owners, and people recovering from illness or injury will have the security to take needed time off work without risking their paycheck.
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Minnesota just launched our statewide paid leave program.
Starting today new parents, small business owners, and people recovering from illness or injury will have the security to take needed time off work without risking their paycheck.
Starting today new parents, small business owners, and people recovering from illness or injury will have the security to take needed time off work without risking their paycheck.
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In this climate we have been shown again and again the moving of goal posts by censors on all levels.
There is no stopping at the "good" kink they will keep going until it is all.
If you understand kink you know there isn't a good or bad.
We are all in this together.
There is no stopping at the "good" kink they will keep going until it is all.
If you understand kink you know there isn't a good or bad.
We are all in this together.
there is no "good" kind of freak when it comes to censorship, there's never gonna be any policy you can count on to only preserve your idea of "the good kind of kink" while exiling the rest. Either we all survive or none of us will, that's the truth of it that we've seen particularly this last year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
In this climate we have been shown again and again the moving of goal posts by censors on all levels.
There is no stopping at the "good" kink they will keep going until it is all.
If you understand kink you know there isn't a good or bad.
We are all in this together.
There is no stopping at the "good" kink they will keep going until it is all.
If you understand kink you know there isn't a good or bad.
We are all in this together.
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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If you're running in 2026 you should seriously consider doing this in public repeatedly
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If you're running in 2026 you should seriously consider doing this in public repeatedly
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STRANGER THINGS was tv by fans for fans, and I mean that as negatively as possible.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
STRANGER THINGS was tv by fans for fans, and I mean that as negatively as possible.
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“the show’s not over til i stop believing in it” that’s right kermit
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“the show’s not over til i stop believing in it” that’s right kermit
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fire and ash 🔥 #varang #avatarfireandash
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
fire and ash 🔥 #varang #avatarfireandash
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Great segment on NPR recently where they interviewed teens about meme culture; turned into story about how we've pressed young people into having social relationships almost entirely virtually. Pointed out how we're overprotecting kids IRL (world has never been safer) but *under protect* them online
Too real.
Gen Z here, my whole childhood can be summed up as, I ask mom if I can go to friend's house, she needs 30 meetups with parents before she'd even think of it, then she'd also be mad I'm always playing video games and chatting with friends on the computer.
Like tf did she expect?
Gen Z here, my whole childhood can be summed up as, I ask mom if I can go to friend's house, she needs 30 meetups with parents before she'd even think of it, then she'd also be mad I'm always playing video games and chatting with friends on the computer.
Like tf did she expect?
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Great segment on NPR recently where they interviewed teens about meme culture; turned into story about how we've pressed young people into having social relationships almost entirely virtually. Pointed out how we're overprotecting kids IRL (world has never been safer) but *under protect* them online
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The question of whether US military members will carry out illegal orders, up to and including mass murder, has now been definitively answered. They will.
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The question of whether US military members will carry out illegal orders, up to and including mass murder, has now been definitively answered. They will.
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If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.
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FUCK YEAH NEW YORK WE ARE IN BUSINESS
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
FUCK YEAH NEW YORK WE ARE IN BUSINESS
Lessons I need to internalise mostly include "hey remember how your middle school art teacher said to draw, with all the guidelines and sketching and construction, go back to doing that because you clearly did not do it enough to stop doing it"
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Lessons I need to internalise mostly include "hey remember how your middle school art teacher said to draw, with all the guidelines and sketching and construction, go back to doing that because you clearly did not do it enough to stop doing it"
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Viral posts are usually mostly agony bc they will leave your target audience and then you will S U F F E R
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Viral posts are usually mostly agony bc they will leave your target audience and then you will S U F F E R
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My guess is it’s probably wool and fur. Which brings me to my least generous fashion take: if you are vegan who is anti wool I will fist fight you
Modern sheep are DOMESTIC animals that HAVE TO be sheared. Stop accidentally shilling for oil companies and talk to anyone who knows about sheep
Modern sheep are DOMESTIC animals that HAVE TO be sheared. Stop accidentally shilling for oil companies and talk to anyone who knows about sheep
I don’t know for certain if her coat is real fur. I’m only guessing because it was so fucking cold outside today and I’m not sure a synthetic version of that coat would be warm enough
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My guess is it’s probably wool and fur. Which brings me to my least generous fashion take: if you are vegan who is anti wool I will fist fight you
Modern sheep are DOMESTIC animals that HAVE TO be sheared. Stop accidentally shilling for oil companies and talk to anyone who knows about sheep
Modern sheep are DOMESTIC animals that HAVE TO be sheared. Stop accidentally shilling for oil companies and talk to anyone who knows about sheep
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"When I was a kid, we didn't have terms like neurodivergence or ‘on the spectrum’. You were just labeled different. Or if you're lucky, like me, I was labeled special because I could play music" - Trevor Morris on Butterfly On A Wheel www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/feature/2026... #filmsky 🎬
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"When I was a kid, we didn't have terms like neurodivergence or ‘on the spectrum’. You were just labeled different. Or if you're lucky, like me, I was labeled special because I could play music" - Trevor Morris on Butterfly On A Wheel www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/feature/2026... #filmsky 🎬
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is there a classic about how Masonic backrooms gave political connections and capital in the nineteenth century? like, I know it's an obvious point. But any good writing on it? 🗃️ #skystorians
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
is there a classic about how Masonic backrooms gave political connections and capital in the nineteenth century? like, I know it's an obvious point. But any good writing on it? 🗃️ #skystorians
Guys. Guys. A thing just clicked.
IT'S PROPORTIONS. IT'S ALL PROPORTIONS.
Okay so hear me out I know this is weird but like when you are drawing or painting it is all about RELATIVE measurements, let me like... try to explain this thing I literally just figured out
IT'S PROPORTIONS. IT'S ALL PROPORTIONS.
Okay so hear me out I know this is weird but like when you are drawing or painting it is all about RELATIVE measurements, let me like... try to explain this thing I literally just figured out
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Guys. Guys. A thing just clicked.
IT'S PROPORTIONS. IT'S ALL PROPORTIONS.
Okay so hear me out I know this is weird but like when you are drawing or painting it is all about RELATIVE measurements, let me like... try to explain this thing I literally just figured out
IT'S PROPORTIONS. IT'S ALL PROPORTIONS.
Okay so hear me out I know this is weird but like when you are drawing or painting it is all about RELATIVE measurements, let me like... try to explain this thing I literally just figured out