Caliban Darklock
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Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and massive turbo weeb. He/him. Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A
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why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
This alters the security landscape substantially because a major part of computer security is to make the system TOO ANNOYING to hack. An LLM doesn't get annoyed. You can just set it on the task and walk away. It doesn't even have to be particularly fast or good.
*Too lazy to blackhat-hack. Get your LLM agent to do it. #LazyPersistentThreat #Claude #China
www.anthropic.com/news/disrupt...
www.anthropic.com/news/disrupt...
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This alters the security landscape substantially because a major part of computer security is to make the system TOO ANNOYING to hack. An LLM doesn't get annoyed. You can just set it on the task and walk away. It doesn't even have to be particularly fast or good.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
"Trump grabs Clinton by the..." would have been a great headline
Look how CNN played it in 2016.
They made a very careful crop that could’ve been helpful, say, before Election Day.
They made a very careful crop that could’ve been helpful, say, before Election Day.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Trump grabs Clinton by the..." would have been a great headline
Picked up a bike off the street in GTA Online, a basic Dinka Double-T. "This is nice," I thought. "I'll put it in my garage." But I can't! I have to buy it. Usually, this means it is expensive, so I go to check how much this bike costs.
$15,000
They are making me BUY a $15,000 bike
$15,000
They are making me BUY a $15,000 bike
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Picked up a bike off the street in GTA Online, a basic Dinka Double-T. "This is nice," I thought. "I'll put it in my garage." But I can't! I have to buy it. Usually, this means it is expensive, so I go to check how much this bike costs.
$15,000
They are making me BUY a $15,000 bike
$15,000
They are making me BUY a $15,000 bike
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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
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This is why I am so vehemently down on people scaremongering the trans community. The assault on the trans community is one on our dignity, trying to drive us to suicide. Scaremongering does their work for them.
Repeat after me: I am too punk to kill myself when my government wants me to.
Repeat after me: I am too punk to kill myself when my government wants me to.
In the case of trans people, I think most of this Administration would be plenty happy if they drove us to suicide or to voluntarily detransition. They're lazy, they're focused on optics and le epic owns, and even where they are marshalling state capacity (ICE, et al) they're at a breaking point.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is why I am so vehemently down on people scaremongering the trans community. The assault on the trans community is one on our dignity, trying to drive us to suicide. Scaremongering does their work for them.
Repeat after me: I am too punk to kill myself when my government wants me to.
Repeat after me: I am too punk to kill myself when my government wants me to.
Ahh yes the fun little minigame in GTA Online where you drive your car into the water and rush to "Return personal car to storage" before the game announces it has been destroyed and you need to call Mors Mutual
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Ahh yes the fun little minigame in GTA Online where you drive your car into the water and rush to "Return personal car to storage" before the game announces it has been destroyed and you need to call Mors Mutual
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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See these AI “Help me do X” ads you’d question how anyone under 30 did anything on their own before now. How the fuck do you not know how to have a study routine or where there are quiet places to study?!
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
See these AI “Help me do X” ads you’d question how anyone under 30 did anything on their own before now. How the fuck do you not know how to have a study routine or where there are quiet places to study?!
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It's like the couchfcker thing
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's like the couchfcker thing
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he’s right and he should say it
also "the ballad of guiteau" is one of the best songs in sondheim's Assassins, which is one of history's best musicals
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
he’s right and he should say it
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Breaking from us:
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
ICE looks to WA tribes to house detained immigrants
The Nisqually Indian Tribe says it is turning down a request from ICE to house detained immigrants on tribal land.
www.seattletimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Breaking from us:
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
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Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man.
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
This Is How The World Works
Epstein, and the violence we all live with
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man.
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
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This is rape culture.
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
A Louisiana girl hit a boy who was sharing deepfake nude photos of her. She was expelled.
“This girl was abused,” one of the family’s attorneys said, noting that she endured sexual exploitation and harassment. And the expulsion “was like pouring salt in the wound.”
www.nola.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is rape culture.
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
GET A BIDET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
My REGULAR-size rolls of toilet paper last almost TWO months
My REGULAR-size rolls of toilet paper last almost TWO months
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GET A BIDET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
My REGULAR-size rolls of toilet paper last almost TWO months
My REGULAR-size rolls of toilet paper last almost TWO months
The dilemma
A) Play Starfield and experiment with the UC / Freestar / Neon City traits to see if any of them are worth getting
B) Play GTA Online and stack cash for the Mansions DLC coming out December
C) Play one of the (checks list) 77 games I have purchased and never played on Steam
A) Play Starfield and experiment with the UC / Freestar / Neon City traits to see if any of them are worth getting
B) Play GTA Online and stack cash for the Mansions DLC coming out December
C) Play one of the (checks list) 77 games I have purchased and never played on Steam
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The dilemma
A) Play Starfield and experiment with the UC / Freestar / Neon City traits to see if any of them are worth getting
B) Play GTA Online and stack cash for the Mansions DLC coming out December
C) Play one of the (checks list) 77 games I have purchased and never played on Steam
A) Play Starfield and experiment with the UC / Freestar / Neon City traits to see if any of them are worth getting
B) Play GTA Online and stack cash for the Mansions DLC coming out December
C) Play one of the (checks list) 77 games I have purchased and never played on Steam
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I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
Me fr fr
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me fr fr
I can't be the only person who has reached the point that if I saw your ad on a YouTube video, I will not buy your product and you can fuck all the way off. Preroll, midroll, postroll, sponsorship - don't care. UNLESS your product is something I already want and there is no alternative? Will not buy
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I can't be the only person who has reached the point that if I saw your ad on a YouTube video, I will not buy your product and you can fuck all the way off. Preroll, midroll, postroll, sponsorship - don't care. UNLESS your product is something I already want and there is no alternative? Will not buy
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Every email excerpt I’ve read is Epstein going, “look I’m a child predator but this donald guy is fucking gross”
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every email excerpt I’ve read is Epstein going, “look I’m a child predator but this donald guy is fucking gross”