Caliban Darklock
@darklock.com
Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and massive turbo weeb. He/him. Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A
I especially love this bit. Just above the ankle you can see the teeny-tiny divot in the skin where the hamstring meets the gluteal muscle. Things like this are how you know a human being made this and obsessed over EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I especially love this bit. Just above the ankle you can see the teeny-tiny divot in the skin where the hamstring meets the gluteal muscle. Things like this are how you know a human being made this and obsessed over EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL.
This gives me... just over $9 million so far toward a mansion. Not shown, $1.2 million in nightclub goods, a full load of acid, and deliveries pending for the counterfeiting lab and the bunker... so actually about $11 million. I should be in good shape by the 9th
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This gives me... just over $9 million so far toward a mansion. Not shown, $1.2 million in nightclub goods, a full load of acid, and deliveries pending for the counterfeiting lab and the bunker... so actually about $11 million. I should be in good shape by the 9th
I'm past NG+ 30, at this point it's all side quest energy
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm past NG+ 30, at this point it's all side quest energy
Same. My OG Steam controller is literally held together with hair ties and substantial amounts of the internals are replaced orreinforced with thermoplastic blobs. It is SUCH a great controller.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Same. My OG Steam controller is literally held together with hair ties and substantial amounts of the internals are replaced orreinforced with thermoplastic blobs. It is SUCH a great controller.
I have a... (checks) 2,500 line file of notes on the ten Pantsugami and the nefarious plot of Ollie the Magic Bum to raise an army of filthy perverts to steal their divine spirit panties so he can spread a magical field across the world to make all the women perpetually horny.
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I have a... (checks) 2,500 line file of notes on the ten Pantsugami and the nefarious plot of Ollie the Magic Bum to raise an army of filthy perverts to steal their divine spirit panties so he can spread a magical field across the world to make all the women perpetually horny.
My OC Yumi would like a word. Lots of athletic women have small breasts. Lots of BIG athletic women have small breasts. Of course, these big athletic women are frequently accused of being men, because people are shitty and awful.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My OC Yumi would like a word. Lots of athletic women have small breasts. Lots of BIG athletic women have small breasts. Of course, these big athletic women are frequently accused of being men, because people are shitty and awful.
I have got my enemies dropping little pairs of panties for XP instead of placeholder blue orbs
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I have got my enemies dropping little pairs of panties for XP instead of placeholder blue orbs
"Why aren't people more social on Bluesky?"
It's a mystery for the ages
It's a mystery for the ages
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Why aren't people more social on Bluesky?"
It's a mystery for the ages
It's a mystery for the ages
"But her emails" But HIS emails, fuck this shit I'm going to go play Starfield and distract myself with simping for Huong Le
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"But her emails" But HIS emails, fuck this shit I'm going to go play Starfield and distract myself with simping for Huong Le
It's gonna change everything. We're gonna have to redesign society
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's gonna change everything. We're gonna have to redesign society
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(in the 70s you can get very philosophical about what "fictional" means exactly)
(in the 70s you can get very philosophical about what "fictional" means exactly)
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
(in the 70s you can get very philosophical about what "fictional" means exactly)
(in the 70s you can get very philosophical about what "fictional" means exactly)
This was a fairly good Steam game where you get to do exactly that, I figured out rather early on that you can wallow across a surprising amount of ground before you start "drowning"
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This was a fairly good Steam game where you get to do exactly that, I figured out rather early on that you can wallow across a surprising amount of ground before you start "drowning"
Offline single-player mode.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Offline single-player mode.
Every so often I am compelled to admit that I am making some progress with this art shit
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Every so often I am compelled to admit that I am making some progress with this art shit
Browsing through some saved images I found this image of a flying medusa and wanted to know the artist. I still don't know, but a reverse image search turned up a monochrome version that has a signature I can't read and a 2010 copyright for Asterion Press. Does anyone recognise the artist?
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Browsing through some saved images I found this image of a flying medusa and wanted to know the artist. I still don't know, but a reverse image search turned up a monochrome version that has a signature I can't read and a 2010 copyright for Asterion Press. Does anyone recognise the artist?
Also beating the joke into the ground is, itself, funny
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Also beating the joke into the ground is, itself, funny
Inside the settings you can turn automatic sync on or off
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Inside the settings you can turn automatic sync on or off