Richard
@darklighter.bsky.social
Code monkey. Padres baseball sufferer. Comic book lover.
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With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
Beginning to doubt the pope has that much sway with God
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Beginning to doubt the pope has that much sway with God
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Big Barda goes to the Middle East to do regime change, I guess
James Gunn confirms the ‘Mister Miracle’ animated series is DCU canon 💥
• Tom King is serving as showrunner
• Show is TV-MA
• Tom King is serving as showrunner
• Show is TV-MA
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Big Barda goes to the Middle East to do regime change, I guess
Excuse me officer, please stop murdering me so I can scan your QR code.
(This is actually extra terrible because you have to unlock your phone to open a link from a QR code.)
(This is actually extra terrible because you have to unlock your phone to open a link from a QR code.)
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Excuse me officer, please stop murdering me so I can scan your QR code.
(This is actually extra terrible because you have to unlock your phone to open a link from a QR code.)
(This is actually extra terrible because you have to unlock your phone to open a link from a QR code.)
Nothing says "serious journalism" like bottom shelf bourbon.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Nothing says "serious journalism" like bottom shelf bourbon.
In fairness, we did that, and Chuck Schumer fucked it up.
Shut the government down.
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
In fairness, we did that, and Chuck Schumer fucked it up.
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“no rapping tonight”
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“no rapping tonight”
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
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some of y’all aren’t ready for a conversation about how jesus was a nepo baby
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
some of y’all aren’t ready for a conversation about how jesus was a nepo baby
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Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿♂️
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
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Show trial and prompt execution for ICE personnel should be the moderate position
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Show trial and prompt execution for ICE personnel should be the moderate position
ICE is and always has been a fascist project.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
ICE is and always has been a fascist project.
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Oh, I know this one: They're stupid and don't understand things.
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh, I know this one: They're stupid and don't understand things.
Sunny side up is the best way to fry an egg, but most restaurants don’t do it properly, so you should order over easy when eating out.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Sunny side up is the best way to fry an egg, but most restaurants don’t do it properly, so you should order over easy when eating out.
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This will be the sixth time we’ve killed Charles Xavier and we have become increasingly efficient at it
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
This will be the sixth time we’ve killed Charles Xavier and we have become increasingly efficient at it
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Does it even need to be said that I still haven't been paid
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Does it even need to be said that I still haven't been paid
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girlbossing (suppressing anti-fascist speech)
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
girlbossing (suppressing anti-fascist speech)
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was it "Comics Industry Person Of The Year 2025" when Marie Javins yelled at Gretchen Felker-Martin to apologize for her posts about Charlie Kirk? asking for my newsletter
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
was it "Comics Industry Person Of The Year 2025" when Marie Javins yelled at Gretchen Felker-Martin to apologize for her posts about Charlie Kirk? asking for my newsletter
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The democrats have successfully betrayed the democratic voters on every issue
and they still lost
Because their prize—republican converts—did not exist
and they still lost
Because their prize—republican converts—did not exist
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The democrats have successfully betrayed the democratic voters on every issue
and they still lost
Because their prize—republican converts—did not exist
and they still lost
Because their prize—republican converts—did not exist
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Hello, nerds. Should I see Avatar in two Ds or three?
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hello, nerds. Should I see Avatar in two Ds or three?
Marty Supreme was pretty good, but it didn’t have tomatoes or sour cream, which seems like false advertising.
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Marty Supreme was pretty good, but it didn’t have tomatoes or sour cream, which seems like false advertising.
Heritage American sounds like a $70 Thanksgiving turkey that some rich WASP will under season and overcook
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Heritage American sounds like a $70 Thanksgiving turkey that some rich WASP will under season and overcook