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HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS tries to solve Magik discourse. Bad comics are read, lessons are taught, but in the end, this is the beginning of my Uncool Era. buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
so many games, much more modest than Highguard or Concord, have survived as services because they could deliver on some level on their fantasy; they're still adding content to Sea of Thieves; Runescape is still an ongoing concern; there are enough players to support Dark and Darker
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
so many games, much more modest than Highguard or Concord, have survived as services because they could deliver on some level on their fantasy; they're still adding content to Sea of Thieves; Runescape is still an ongoing concern; there are enough players to support Dark and Darker
if anything the trajectory of Highguard proves that Geoff Keighley is good as what he does (putting eyeballs on your game) it's just that Highguard is a game that struggles to make sense of itself
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
if anything the trajectory of Highguard proves that Geoff Keighley is good as what he does (putting eyeballs on your game) it's just that Highguard is a game that struggles to make sense of itself
for various reasons it's WILD to say "marie rose and honoka are just so completely cynical as character designs that any serious attempt at relaunching dead or alive must have them GONE" and mean it, but they are and we need to say it
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
for various reasons it's WILD to say "marie rose and honoka are just so completely cynical as character designs that any serious attempt at relaunching dead or alive must have them GONE" and mean it, but they are and we need to say it
WB fired Dan Didio for so much less than what C.B. has done; what has his tenure even yielded in terms of stories to adapt?
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
WB fired Dan Didio for so much less than what C.B. has done; what has his tenure even yielded in terms of stories to adapt?
it's good that Dan Slott is doing a new Spider-Man comic at Marvel, actually, I think it's really good because I don't think the Brand New Day guys got enough appreciation, I think if there's anything to take from Spider-Man comics of the last few years, it's we need MORE BND brain trust comics
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
it's good that Dan Slott is doing a new Spider-Man comic at Marvel, actually, I think it's really good because I don't think the Brand New Day guys got enough appreciation, I think if there's anything to take from Spider-Man comics of the last few years, it's we need MORE BND brain trust comics
MGS4 is why big triple A doesn't do bespoke game mechanics evoking a specific feeling for a specific sequence anymore; there's a fucking luxury to its storytelling that is just not economical to do anymore
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
MGS4 is why big triple A doesn't do bespoke game mechanics evoking a specific feeling for a specific sequence anymore; there's a fucking luxury to its storytelling that is just not economical to do anymore
I have one unironic post about mewgenics per day and this is today's:
discovered the forbidden tech (three cat runs)
discovered the forbidden tech (three cat runs)
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I have one unironic post about mewgenics per day and this is today's:
discovered the forbidden tech (three cat runs)
discovered the forbidden tech (three cat runs)
but, also, incidentally
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
but, also, incidentally
Marvel bringing back Dan Slott to do more Brand New Day is fucking terminal autophagia; this company is done; it's time to fucking fire C.B. Cebulski and the entire editing staff at Marvel, clean house www.marvel.com/articles/com...
'Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Comic Series Returns to Spidey's Most Celebrated Modern Era
Dan Slott, Marcus To, and Marcos Martin reveal an all-new story building upon their 2008-2010 era in 'Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day,' a new comic series launching in May.
www.marvel.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Marvel bringing back Dan Slott to do more Brand New Day is fucking terminal autophagia; this company is done; it's time to fucking fire C.B. Cebulski and the entire editing staff at Marvel, clean house www.marvel.com/articles/com...
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#THETENX5 DAY THIRTEEN
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 AM
#THETENX5 DAY THIRTEEN
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
well
gore-tex does NOT take kindly to my fucked up feet
gore-tex does NOT take kindly to my fucked up feet
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
well
gore-tex does NOT take kindly to my fucked up feet
gore-tex does NOT take kindly to my fucked up feet
#THETENX5 DAY THIRTEEN
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 AM
#THETENX5 DAY THIRTEEN
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
Grimes
"Oblivion" (2012)
Visions (2012)
No bonus
comments to follow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH6...
the question I remain stuck on in all the marathon discourse is: are the people really clamoring for a new halo? I've played the closest thing to it (the Destiny solo campaigns) and those were interesting because of the uniquely shooter looter aspects of Destiny
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the question I remain stuck on in all the marathon discourse is: are the people really clamoring for a new halo? I've played the closest thing to it (the Destiny solo campaigns) and those were interesting because of the uniquely shooter looter aspects of Destiny
"but I don't want to do pvp" well most of us don't want to do the fucking switch puzzle in colony ship for sale cheap but that's what you claim is the better option
They made a video game about getting lost in a level that is too big and getting domed at random by a hidden enemy while you're looking for stories of people and machines being miserable in space and they'll tell you it's not a true Marathon sequel; LIARS
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"but I don't want to do pvp" well most of us don't want to do the fucking switch puzzle in colony ship for sale cheap but that's what you claim is the better option
They made a video game about getting lost in a level that is too big and getting domed at random by a hidden enemy while you're looking for stories of people and machines being miserable in space and they'll tell you it's not a true Marathon sequel; LIARS
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
They made a video game about getting lost in a level that is too big and getting domed at random by a hidden enemy while you're looking for stories of people and machines being miserable in space and they'll tell you it's not a true Marathon sequel; LIARS
anyway: MARTON BABYYYYYYY www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXhQ...
Launch Gameplay Trailer | Marathon
YouTube video by Marathon
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February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
anyway: MARTON BABYYYYYYY www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXhQ...
fucking DANGER????
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
fucking DANGER????
hey just wanted to announce I'm also working on a new Silent Hill game it's called SILENT HILL FIVE and we're doing so much psychological shit with it
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
hey just wanted to announce I'm also working on a new Silent Hill game it's called SILENT HILL FIVE and we're doing so much psychological shit with it
anyway I'm just reminiscing wistfully about my ex-wife, Naomi Hunter from MGS4, don't mind me
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
anyway I'm just reminiscing wistfully about my ex-wife, Naomi Hunter from MGS4, don't mind me
over and over again I'll say it I love Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, a game about how there's no such thing as rational warfare
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
over and over again I'll say it I love Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, a game about how there's no such thing as rational warfare
It's super interesting to have MGS4 and Peace Walker in the same release because it's Kojima's pivot from designing the game around the story (MGS4) to writing the story around the design (PW)
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's super interesting to have MGS4 and Peace Walker in the same release because it's Kojima's pivot from designing the game around the story (MGS4) to writing the story around the design (PW)
MGS4 PORTED AT LAST! PEACE WALKER PORTED AT LAST!
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
MGS4 PORTED AT LAST! PEACE WALKER PORTED AT LAST!
I have to be clear that while I *am* married to Christie from Dead or Alive you have to understand that she dresses like Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her; it's a very psychosexual games type of relationship
please team ninja have my wife, christie from dead or alive, send me an update; I have missed her so
new Dead or Alive in development for PS5
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I have to be clear that while I *am* married to Christie from Dead or Alive you have to understand that she dresses like Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her; it's a very psychosexual games type of relationship
BEN FUCKING QUADRINAROS BABYYYYYYYY
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
BEN FUCKING QUADRINAROS BABYYYYYYYY
please team ninja have my wife, christie from dead or alive, send me an update; I have missed her so
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
please team ninja have my wife, christie from dead or alive, send me an update; I have missed her so