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HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS tries to solve Magik discourse. Bad comics are read, lessons are taught, but in the end, this is the beginning of my Uncool Era. buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
well the combo of one coffee and upsetting news has made me hyper; so that sucks
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
well the combo of one coffee and upsetting news has made me hyper; so that sucks
GLS just got back to me for an email I sent them TWO WEEKS AGO and their information about my package is the same as last week; truly just the most useless customer service I've ever gotten
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
GLS just got back to me for an email I sent them TWO WEEKS AGO and their information about my package is the same as last week; truly just the most useless customer service I've ever gotten
getting dicked down must feel good to God; he does it all the time, and are we not created in His image?
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
getting dicked down must feel good to God; he does it all the time, and are we not created in His image?
I bet the malcolm in the middle reunion trailer hits really hard if you're french and on the spectrum and born in the 90s
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I bet the malcolm in the middle reunion trailer hits really hard if you're french and on the spectrum and born in the 90s
DUNE 3: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
DUNE 3: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
god I love how much of Gundam is "what if fucking got in the way of political change" www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD25...
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December 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
god I love how much of Gundam is "what if fucking got in the way of political change" www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD25...
the thing about kitboga is that he knows to get Longmont Potion Castle with it
as someone who has experienced his fair share of bad customer service interactions over the past couple of weeks, kitboga's videos creating evil honeytrap mazes for angry desperate idiots through automated phone lines and captchas do feel cathartic as hell
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the thing about kitboga is that he knows to get Longmont Potion Castle with it
look, I'm not gonna surprise anyone when I say this website has the same existential rot as 2013 Twitter; I've never had an experience on this site that's bad enough for me to have the urge to create a parallel currency to fund megacrimes
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
look, I'm not gonna surprise anyone when I say this website has the same existential rot as 2013 Twitter; I've never had an experience on this site that's bad enough for me to have the urge to create a parallel currency to fund megacrimes
THE MODS SUCK! (yeah) WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WEB! (yeah) LET'S LAUNCH AN ILLEGAL PAYMENT PROCESSING SERVICE THAT CAN BE USED FOR HARDCORE CRIME!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
THE MODS SUCK! (yeah) WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WEB! (yeah) LET'S LAUNCH AN ILLEGAL PAYMENT PROCESSING SERVICE THAT CAN BE USED FOR HARDCORE CRIME!!!!
as someone who has experienced his fair share of bad customer service interactions over the past couple of weeks, kitboga's videos creating evil honeytrap mazes for angry desperate idiots through automated phone lines and captchas do feel cathartic as hell
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
as someone who has experienced his fair share of bad customer service interactions over the past couple of weeks, kitboga's videos creating evil honeytrap mazes for angry desperate idiots through automated phone lines and captchas do feel cathartic as hell
you have no idea how much it pleases me that brigitte bardot is internationally recognized as a vicious racist
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
you have no idea how much it pleases me that brigitte bardot is internationally recognized as a vicious racist
oh no, I see how having one good cup of coffee every day is helping me feel better
December 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
oh no, I see how having one good cup of coffee every day is helping me feel better
OLD RACIST DIES; AT ONE TIME SHE WAS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
OLD RACIST DIES; AT ONE TIME SHE WAS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
had to amend based on my Expertise
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
had to amend based on my Expertise
sometimes you gotta wonder: how deranged and perverted and sad would a Weird Science remake set in the era of unlimited AI fetish abuse would be; it would have to be hardcore pornography
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
sometimes you gotta wonder: how deranged and perverted and sad would a Weird Science remake set in the era of unlimited AI fetish abuse would be; it would have to be hardcore pornography
the only podcasts enhanced by video are comedy podcasts, which benefit from having more aspects of the performance on display, and Well There's Your Problem, A Podcast About Engineering Disasters, With Slides; everything else is just indulgence, a projection of importance
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the only podcasts enhanced by video are comedy podcasts, which benefit from having more aspects of the performance on display, and Well There's Your Problem, A Podcast About Engineering Disasters, With Slides; everything else is just indulgence, a projection of importance
as far as I'm concerned Emily in Paris undoes all the good Phil Collins did for this city (writing "Who Said I Would?")
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
as far as I'm concerned Emily in Paris undoes all the good Phil Collins did for this city (writing "Who Said I Would?")
that thing, in Emily in Paris, where they're in the ad pitching room, and they pitch an ad that's obviously a parody of other ads they've seen before so it just makes the world seem really fucking stupid
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
that thing, in Emily in Paris, where they're in the ad pitching room, and they pitch an ad that's obviously a parody of other ads they've seen before so it just makes the world seem really fucking stupid
Mother is watching Emily in Paris and I hate what this show is doing to my Precious Quartier Latin spots; you should not be here you annoying Pricks, and why are you having a concert instead of grimly walking towards your overly expensive sandwich places
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Mother is watching Emily in Paris and I hate what this show is doing to my Precious Quartier Latin spots; you should not be here you annoying Pricks, and why are you having a concert instead of grimly walking towards your overly expensive sandwich places
genuinely the goal of dota is to play so much dota so fast and at such efficiency that you're done playing dota early; you play dota with the goal of being done playing dota; you kill the other players to stop them from playing dota for a bit
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
genuinely the goal of dota is to play so much dota so fast and at such efficiency that you're done playing dota early; you play dota with the goal of being done playing dota; you kill the other players to stop them from playing dota for a bit
really it's been a banner year for rogue trooper retcons and they all hit *so hard*
At least on a battlefield everybody plays by the rules: the higher-ups at Milli-Com are up to something!
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December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
really it's been a banner year for rogue trooper retcons and they all hit *so hard*
hoffman recipe adjusted at 40 is so fucking good; this coffee is fruity, this coffee is blossoming; I am a fucking aeropress convert
hey just noting for myself: 30 clicks makes a *fine* aeropress cup, but I think it'll be brighter at 40
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
hoffman recipe adjusted at 40 is so fucking good; this coffee is fruity, this coffee is blossoming; I am a fucking aeropress convert
in the final analysis we'll look at "unobtainium" as the moment when Avatar tips its hand, and tells you that it will close itself off to the greater world; a notion this absurd only makes sense within the environment of Avatar, and cannot really exist outside of it
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
in the final analysis we'll look at "unobtainium" as the moment when Avatar tips its hand, and tells you that it will close itself off to the greater world; a notion this absurd only makes sense within the environment of Avatar, and cannot really exist outside of it
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hello friends, I wrote a short (for me) essay about the debates around avatar's lack of cultural impact and how it follows birth of a nation in the great american film tradition of racist spectacle excused for "technical innovation." www.patreon.com/posts/out-of...
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December 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
hello friends, I wrote a short (for me) essay about the debates around avatar's lack of cultural impact and how it follows birth of a nation in the great american film tradition of racist spectacle excused for "technical innovation." www.patreon.com/posts/out-of...
i'm sorry but what the fuck do you mean they can't have the giant alien woman go topless? what do you MEAN they have to add an insignificant and impractical strip of cloth so she doesn't spend the film's runtime with her bazongs out??? I THOUGHT AVATAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "THE COOL FRANCHISE"
Never seen Gen Z so horny for movie characters as they are for Oona Chaplin’s Varang and Jacob Elordi’s Frankenstein’s creature. The shot of Timmy Chalamet’s butt in Marty Supreme didn’t do anything. The age of monster fuckers is upon us.
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
i'm sorry but what the fuck do you mean they can't have the giant alien woman go topless? what do you MEAN they have to add an insignificant and impractical strip of cloth so she doesn't spend the film's runtime with her bazongs out??? I THOUGHT AVATAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "THE COOL FRANCHISE"