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Having a frankly indecent amount of luck at Hot Twink Gacha lately #nucarnival
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Having a frankly indecent amount of luck at Hot Twink Gacha lately #nucarnival
THOSE FUCKERS, YOU KNOW - THIERRY MARIANI
former Sarkozy guy turned fanboy of Russia turned fash; he's an absolute non-starter but he has a national profile and he's a declared candidate
former Sarkozy guy turned fanboy of Russia turned fash; he's an absolute non-starter but he has a national profile and he's a declared candidate
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
THOSE FUCKERS, YOU KNOW - THIERRY MARIANI
former Sarkozy guy turned fanboy of Russia turned fash; he's an absolute non-starter but he has a national profile and he's a declared candidate
former Sarkozy guy turned fanboy of Russia turned fash; he's an absolute non-starter but he has a national profile and he's a declared candidate
HORIZONS/RENAISSANCE - PIERRE-YVES BOURNAZEL
lol; lmao
lol; lmao
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
HORIZONS/RENAISSANCE - PIERRE-YVES BOURNAZEL
lol; lmao
lol; lmao
LES REPUBLICAINS - RACHIDA DATI
Hidalgo's arch-rival, former minister of Justice under Sarkozy and current culture minister under Macron; will do ANYTHING to be Mayor; the new electoral law was seen as the way by which she'd do it, all she'd need is support from the Macronist right
Hidalgo's arch-rival, former minister of Justice under Sarkozy and current culture minister under Macron; will do ANYTHING to be Mayor; the new electoral law was seen as the way by which she'd do it, all she'd need is support from the Macronist right
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
LES REPUBLICAINS - RACHIDA DATI
Hidalgo's arch-rival, former minister of Justice under Sarkozy and current culture minister under Macron; will do ANYTHING to be Mayor; the new electoral law was seen as the way by which she'd do it, all she'd need is support from the Macronist right
Hidalgo's arch-rival, former minister of Justice under Sarkozy and current culture minister under Macron; will do ANYTHING to be Mayor; the new electoral law was seen as the way by which she'd do it, all she'd need is support from the Macronist right
LA FRANCE INSOUMISE - SOPHIA CHIKIROU
Known as the right hand of Melenchon; a completely fucking ruthless political operator, who is currently in legal trouble for campaign finance laws violations; will try to capitalize on LFI's good numbers in Paris, and get brutal with it
Known as the right hand of Melenchon; a completely fucking ruthless political operator, who is currently in legal trouble for campaign finance laws violations; will try to capitalize on LFI's good numbers in Paris, and get brutal with it
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
LA FRANCE INSOUMISE - SOPHIA CHIKIROU
Known as the right hand of Melenchon; a completely fucking ruthless political operator, who is currently in legal trouble for campaign finance laws violations; will try to capitalize on LFI's good numbers in Paris, and get brutal with it
Known as the right hand of Melenchon; a completely fucking ruthless political operator, who is currently in legal trouble for campaign finance laws violations; will try to capitalize on LFI's good numbers in Paris, and get brutal with it
LES ECOLOGISTES - DAVID BELLIARD
Green party beef is hilarious man; so Yannick Jadot, current senator and former presidential candidate, announces he wants to run; the Greens want to run a primary instead; he doesn't want to be in a primary, so he bails; and then the guy that was already there wins
Green party beef is hilarious man; so Yannick Jadot, current senator and former presidential candidate, announces he wants to run; the Greens want to run a primary instead; he doesn't want to be in a primary, so he bails; and then the guy that was already there wins
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
LES ECOLOGISTES - DAVID BELLIARD
Green party beef is hilarious man; so Yannick Jadot, current senator and former presidential candidate, announces he wants to run; the Greens want to run a primary instead; he doesn't want to be in a primary, so he bails; and then the guy that was already there wins
Green party beef is hilarious man; so Yannick Jadot, current senator and former presidential candidate, announces he wants to run; the Greens want to run a primary instead; he doesn't want to be in a primary, so he bails; and then the guy that was already there wins
PARTI COMMUNISTE - IAN BROSSAT
Former deputy for Housing and current Senator, he's leading the ever-dwindling but never quite irrelevant Paris communists, who have allied with the socialists the whole time.
Former deputy for Housing and current Senator, he's leading the ever-dwindling but never quite irrelevant Paris communists, who have allied with the socialists the whole time.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PARTI COMMUNISTE - IAN BROSSAT
Former deputy for Housing and current Senator, he's leading the ever-dwindling but never quite irrelevant Paris communists, who have allied with the socialists the whole time.
Former deputy for Housing and current Senator, he's leading the ever-dwindling but never quite irrelevant Paris communists, who have allied with the socialists the whole time.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
PARTI SOCIALISTE - EMMANUEL GREGOIRE
Hidalgo's deputy but NOT her handpicked successor; there was a primary election and her guy, Rémi Féraud, lost, because internal PS politics are a crab bucket in a den of snakes
PARTI SOCIALISTE - EMMANUEL GREGOIRE
Hidalgo's deputy but NOT her handpicked successor; there was a primary election and her guy, Rémi Féraud, lost, because internal PS politics are a crab bucket in a den of snakes
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
PARTI SOCIALISTE - EMMANUEL GREGOIRE
Hidalgo's deputy but NOT her handpicked successor; there was a primary election and her guy, Rémi Féraud, lost, because internal PS politics are a crab bucket in a den of snakes
PARTI SOCIALISTE - EMMANUEL GREGOIRE
Hidalgo's deputy but NOT her handpicked successor; there was a primary election and her guy, Rémi Féraud, lost, because internal PS politics are a crab bucket in a den of snakes
They should make it more obvious which font gets to apply the Liquid Glass deformation effects
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
They should make it more obvious which font gets to apply the Liquid Glass deformation effects
THE BEST OF 2000AD! It is what it says on the cover! A sampler of all that has ever been great and good in the prog, plus critical essays! It's all classics! You will love it! IT WILL CHANGE YOU!
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
THE BEST OF 2000AD! It is what it says on the cover! A sampler of all that has ever been great and good in the prog, plus critical essays! It's all classics! You will love it! IT WILL CHANGE YOU!
STRONTIUM DOG! Johnny Alpha is the coolest mutant alive, and also a bounty hunter forced to take jobs across space and time because humans are too lazy and bigoted to do them; the coolest thing Wagner and Ezquerra have ever made, now with the color pages fully restored
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
STRONTIUM DOG! Johnny Alpha is the coolest mutant alive, and also a bounty hunter forced to take jobs across space and time because humans are too lazy and bigoted to do them; the coolest thing Wagner and Ezquerra have ever made, now with the color pages fully restored
BRINK! Humanity has finally deserted Earth, and now lives in Habitats, immense space colonies scattered across the vastness of space. They don't really take it well. Bridget Kurtis investigates, one case at a time, and gets in traumatic circumstances. It's a cop story by Dan Abnett and INJ Culbard.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
BRINK! Humanity has finally deserted Earth, and now lives in Habitats, immense space colonies scattered across the vastness of space. They don't really take it well. Bridget Kurtis investigates, one case at a time, and gets in traumatic circumstances. It's a cop story by Dan Abnett and INJ Culbard.
THE COMPLETE FUTURE SHOCKS! Mighty Tharg's tales with a twist are a wildly uneven grab bag of ideas of various levels of genius, all done by some of the most celebrated droids to fill the halls of the Command Module; your favorite script droid is in there; so is your favorite art droid
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
THE COMPLETE FUTURE SHOCKS! Mighty Tharg's tales with a twist are a wildly uneven grab bag of ideas of various levels of genius, all done by some of the most celebrated droids to fill the halls of the Command Module; your favorite script droid is in there; so is your favorite art droid
THE ORDER! A young woman discovers her father was in the business of defense against the extra-dimensional! Can she save the world, with only a mechanical knight and several near-decrepit men to help? Kek-W writes; John Burns paints, it's a trip!
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
THE ORDER! A young woman discovers her father was in the business of defense against the extra-dimensional! Can she save the world, with only a mechanical knight and several near-decrepit men to help? Kek-W writes; John Burns paints, it's a trip!
BUTTON MAN! A nasty and brutal masterpiece about a battle royale of hired killers, and the one man nasty and brutal enough to take it all down; it's John Wagner; it's Arthur Ransom; it's the last piece of the 2000AD puzzle, the one that made it so you could do comics about ANYTHING in the prog
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
BUTTON MAN! A nasty and brutal masterpiece about a battle royale of hired killers, and the one man nasty and brutal enough to take it all down; it's John Wagner; it's Arthur Ransom; it's the last piece of the 2000AD puzzle, the one that made it so you could do comics about ANYTHING in the prog
DREADNOUGHTS! God, could you even imagine how bad things would have to get for our terrible now to become the terrible future of Dredd? Because Michael Carroll and John Higgins have; it's a fascist supercop drama in the collapsing heart of the imperial core; ESCAPISM!
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
DREADNOUGHTS! God, could you even imagine how bad things would have to get for our terrible now to become the terrible future of Dredd? Because Michael Carroll and John Higgins have; it's a fascist supercop drama in the collapsing heart of the imperial core; ESCAPISM!
DEVLIN WAUGH! Ales Kot, Rory McConville and Mike Dowling reintroduce you to Devlin Waugh, the debonair hedonistic gay vampire exorcist for the Vatican whose lifestyle gets him nearly killed every other time he does anything! Also introduces his new friend, Tittivilus
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
DEVLIN WAUGH! Ales Kot, Rory McConville and Mike Dowling reintroduce you to Devlin Waugh, the debonair hedonistic gay vampire exorcist for the Vatican whose lifestyle gets him nearly killed every other time he does anything! Also introduces his new friend, Tittivilus
MISSIONARY MAN! It's 1993, the Meg has just started, and two kids are doing WILD stories about a preacher in the Cursed Earth quoting verse and BLASTING FOOLS; here's the twist: the two kids are GORDON RENNIE and FRANK QUITELY; yeah; YOU WANT THIS
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
MISSIONARY MAN! It's 1993, the Meg has just started, and two kids are doing WILD stories about a preacher in the Cursed Earth quoting verse and BLASTING FOOLS; here's the twist: the two kids are GORDON RENNIE and FRANK QUITELY; yeah; YOU WANT THIS
DIED 1992 REBORN 2026 WELCOME BACK NeXT CUBE
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
DIED 1992 REBORN 2026 WELCOME BACK NeXT CUBE
Award Winning Croissant Update
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Award Winning Croissant Update
Sandwich Update
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sandwich Update
Today in why is this here: why is this here, in a toy store in the middle of Paris, France; who’s the target for this
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today in why is this here: why is this here, in a toy store in the middle of Paris, France; who’s the target for this
Wednesday Sandwich Update
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Wednesday Sandwich Update
that's right: France has acquired McRib technology
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
that's right: France has acquired McRib technology
Had a fancy ass steak sandwich from a place that is named for the sandwich and only sells the sandwich; it RULED
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Had a fancy ass steak sandwich from a place that is named for the sandwich and only sells the sandwich; it RULED