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Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema
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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead.
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The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year

Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.

youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
It Was Just An Accident is pretty damn extraordinary.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/1FQj...
Episode 184: Aliens!
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November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I love this poster.
Now playing (03:20 PM PST):
"A Woman Is a Woman" (1961)
By Jean-Luc Godard
Runtime: 83 min.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If someone said this about me I'd curl into a ball and turn to dust.
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Schrader made an absurdly successful late career comeback, put out a couple more quality flicks, then bottomed out personally and professionally in just seven years.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Die My Love is pretty good. At the very least it's a very visceral expression of a kind of postpartum id.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I enjoyed most of Bugonia but that ending is almost catastrophically bad. I get the choice but it lands poorly, both in terms of the context of the film and the greater cultural moment. Individual scenes and images are good, even great, and Emma Stone is fantastic, but man does it fall apart.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The endings that have stuck with me most:

Oppenheimer
Tar
Aftersun
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Iron Claw
Challengers
what’s the best movie ending of the decade so far?
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A very good point about the GTA VI fired workers stuff, that maybe doesn't even need to be said - if the workers were actually leaking information that wasn't just working conditions, it's GTA VI. We would've heard about a massive wave of information, the fact that there's nothing is telling.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Yeah that sounds like something people invested in AI and who stand to gain financially from AI's success would say. You might as well publish that McDonalds CEO claims McDonalds makes tastiest hamburgers.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Join me on Patreon for a cup of joe and a chat about the Top 5 Movies I Watched in October, 2025.

patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After The Hunt? More like After The Hits!

Following a string of bangers, Luca stumbles. Movie isn't unwatchably bad or anything. Performances are strong as is the filmmaking scene to scene but the substance is lacking. A thin movie - in plot, character, and theme - stretched well beyond its means.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Do you guys think he did the Yes chant for Danielson?
It's a virtual certainty New York City's next mayor has yelled YERRRRRRRRR at an All Elite Wrestling show
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's a virtual certainty New York City's next mayor has yelled YERRRRRRRRR at an All Elite Wrestling show
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My fellow YouTubers, make sure to TURN OFF auto dubbing once you are able to. YouTube is rolling out a feature where A.I. will be auto dubbing videos in different languages. Creators are opted in automatically, but can opt out in the YouTube Studio by heading to upload defaults.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM