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I Watched Every Best Picture Loser
You've gotta be a real freak to watch all 500+ Best Picture losers. I finally have. This is my story.
youtu.be/yE9yU7Mppxk
I Watched Every Best Picture Loser
You've gotta be a real freak to watch all 500+ Best Picture losers. I finally have. This is my story.
youtu.be/yE9yU7Mppxk
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Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
When I heard it, I wasn't angry. I knew Quentin, I knew he was headstrong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he went viral over a shitty Vertigo take, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen! I didn't make a quote dunk because it had nothing to do with business
Quentin Tarantino is convinced no one actually likes ‘Vertigo’: “I don’t believe anybody”
Quentin Tarantino is convinced no one actually likes ‘Vertigo’: “I don’t believe anybody”
He's right, and you're wrong.
The post Quentin Tarantino is convinced no one actually likes ‘Vertigo’: “I don’t believe anybody” first appeared on Far Out Magazine.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 PM
When I heard it, I wasn't angry. I knew Quentin, I knew he was headstrong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he went viral over a shitty Vertigo take, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen! I didn't make a quote dunk because it had nothing to do with business
Caught up with Grand Slam last night and hot damn what a good show. Less spectacular than full-blown AEW ppvs but still a stacked card from gimmick matches full of high spots to comedy to the slower-paced main event. Strong balance of some stories culminating while others moved forward. Just aces.
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Caught up with Grand Slam last night and hot damn what a good show. Less spectacular than full-blown AEW ppvs but still a stacked card from gimmick matches full of high spots to comedy to the slower-paced main event. Strong balance of some stories culminating while others moved forward. Just aces.
When it all falls apart between Swerve and Hangman and they wrestle on ppv what song should play in the video package?
I nominate "B2b"
youtu.be/If4-ckGcr0c?...
I nominate "B2b"
youtu.be/If4-ckGcr0c?...
Charli xcx - B2b (official lyric video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When it all falls apart between Swerve and Hangman and they wrestle on ppv what song should play in the video package?
I nominate "B2b"
youtu.be/If4-ckGcr0c?...
I nominate "B2b"
youtu.be/If4-ckGcr0c?...
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Silly little graphic I made ages ago
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Silly little graphic I made ages ago
Why is the third To All the Boys movie shot like Riverdale?
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Why is the third To All the Boys movie shot like Riverdale?
God, shit like this really makes me wanna vomit. Well, maybe not vomit. Makes me wanna engage in an involuntary protein spill.
Avengers: Doomsday directors Joe and Anthony Russo have further discussed their claim that the film's four recent trailers were not actually trailers — and now described them as "narrative information." https://bit.ly/3MBv8XY
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
God, shit like this really makes me wanna vomit. Well, maybe not vomit. Makes me wanna engage in an involuntary protein spill.
Cowboy shit. Fuck ICE.
Anyway, you can preorder a Brody King ABOLISH ICE shirt here, all proceeds go to the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee: edgemenstore.com/collections/...
BRODY KING
Edgemen Store
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February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Cowboy shit. Fuck ICE.
The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station
Based on what evidence?
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Based on what evidence?
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
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Had an idea in the shower: AEW Valentines Special
Matches are all mixed tags of couples.
Mone & Mortos vs Toni & Juice
Kip & Penelope vs Osprey & Windzah
Skye & Kyle vs Roddy & Marina
Main Event: Mox & Renee vs Harley & RJ. 🤼♂️
Matches are all mixed tags of couples.
Mone & Mortos vs Toni & Juice
Kip & Penelope vs Osprey & Windzah
Skye & Kyle vs Roddy & Marina
Main Event: Mox & Renee vs Harley & RJ. 🤼♂️
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Had an idea in the shower: AEW Valentines Special
Matches are all mixed tags of couples.
Mone & Mortos vs Toni & Juice
Kip & Penelope vs Osprey & Windzah
Skye & Kyle vs Roddy & Marina
Main Event: Mox & Renee vs Harley & RJ. 🤼♂️
Matches are all mixed tags of couples.
Mone & Mortos vs Toni & Juice
Kip & Penelope vs Osprey & Windzah
Skye & Kyle vs Roddy & Marina
Main Event: Mox & Renee vs Harley & RJ. 🤼♂️
If you see this, post an Archer
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If you see this, post an Archer
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remember during Trump 1, when AOC unambiguously called Trump a racist on 60 Minutes, and Anderson Cooper replied with an incredulous “How can you say that?”
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
remember during Trump 1, when AOC unambiguously called Trump a racist on 60 Minutes, and Anderson Cooper replied with an incredulous “How can you say that?”
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Girls don't want flowers, they want whatever tf these two have.
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Girls don't want flowers, they want whatever tf these two have.
This movie is not making itself easy to like.
In a move destined to infuriate copy editors (among other accomplishments), Warner Bros. is insisting that critics use quotations marks when citing the title of Emerald Fennell’s “Wuthering Heights.” This is not a joke.
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This movie is not making itself easy to like.
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I love this video as a crash course for getting up to speed on years of AEW. You absolutely can just jump in to any episode and have fun, but if you want to condense years of lore into hours it's about as good as it gets.
youtu.be/F_fHUyoCmeM?...
youtu.be/F_fHUyoCmeM?...
AEW 2019-2025: A Crash Course in Rivalries, Violence & Lore
YouTube video by Dropmick Wrestling
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I love this video as a crash course for getting up to speed on years of AEW. You absolutely can just jump in to any episode and have fun, but if you want to condense years of lore into hours it's about as good as it gets.
youtu.be/F_fHUyoCmeM?...
youtu.be/F_fHUyoCmeM?...
Increasingly clear this will be a watershed moment in AEW history, possibly in pro-wrestling history period.
Fans at an All Elite Wrestling match broke out into an anti-ICE chant that briefly paused the pro-wrestling match and appeared to startle one of the wrestlers in the ring.
Pro wrestling fans launch anti-ICE chant at AEW match in Las Vegas, pausing event and startling wrestler
Brody King, competing against wrestler MJF in the ring at the Vegas match, has been outspoken against ICE and organized campaigns to raise money supporting immigrant communities.
nbcnews.to
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Increasingly clear this will be a watershed moment in AEW history, possibly in pro-wrestling history period.
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Huge respect for all of my coworkers who knew in their hearts they needed to let this moment happen. I love where I work.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Huge respect for all of my coworkers who knew in their hearts they needed to let this moment happen. I love where I work.
Just another thing woke has taken from us.
The Winter Olympics Will Make Sure Nobody Cheats By Injecting Their Penis With Acid
Are Ski Jumpers Injecting Acid Into Their Penises? Probably not
A report claims some ski jumpers are injecting hyaluronic acid to cheat this year
kotaku.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just another thing woke has taken from us.
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The one solace in the world right now is that ghouls in charge are pathetic, joyless cretins.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The one solace in the world right now is that ghouls in charge are pathetic, joyless cretins.
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I’m not posting about the Fuck ICE chants because I want folks to watch AEW necessarily - the sentiment stands on its own, and lord knows wrestling is not for everyone - but because it’s a good reminder that these policies are VERY WIDELY hated in VERY MANY subcultures
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’m not posting about the Fuck ICE chants because I want folks to watch AEW necessarily - the sentiment stands on its own, and lord knows wrestling is not for everyone - but because it’s a good reminder that these policies are VERY WIDELY hated in VERY MANY subcultures