Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
@jessmatthewsproductions.com
Fox Kids historian, video producer/graphic designer, Philly native, trans girl. South Florida’s News Station. She/they, HRT 6/2/2023.
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I’m gonna just go ahead and do this:
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
Playing Super Mario Bros 2 as Toad for the first time ever and uh
It's an adjustment to be sure
It's an adjustment to be sure
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Playing Super Mario Bros 2 as Toad for the first time ever and uh
It's an adjustment to be sure
It's an adjustment to be sure
It's 20th Century Fox and will always be 20th Century Fox. I don't care what anyone says.
Fuck Disney.
Fuck Disney.
Die Hard is a 20th Century Fox movie.
I mean a 20th Century Pictures movie.
Damn Disney.
I mean a 20th Century Pictures movie.
Damn Disney.
Die Hard is a 1988 movie
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's 20th Century Fox and will always be 20th Century Fox. I don't care what anyone says.
Fuck Disney.
Fuck Disney.
Oh, Brigitte Bardot died, she was a big star back in the day. I wonder what her life was like. Let me fire up her Wikipedia page and…
oh.
Oh dear.
oh.
Oh dear.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh, Brigitte Bardot died, she was a big star back in the day. I wonder what her life was like. Let me fire up her Wikipedia page and…
oh.
Oh dear.
oh.
Oh dear.
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the 'ICE being pelted with snowballs' thing is fake, sorry guys
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the 'ICE being pelted with snowballs' thing is fake, sorry guys
WWE: Puts their name on a big name Seagrams beverage that comes from the big distributor that carries Coors Light
AEW: Sponsored by one of the craft beers that comes from one of the tiny distributor that brings in like ten cases each week
Even the alcohol sponsorships illustrate the differences!
AEW: Sponsored by one of the craft beers that comes from one of the tiny distributor that brings in like ten cases each week
Even the alcohol sponsorships illustrate the differences!
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
WWE: Puts their name on a big name Seagrams beverage that comes from the big distributor that carries Coors Light
AEW: Sponsored by one of the craft beers that comes from one of the tiny distributor that brings in like ten cases each week
Even the alcohol sponsorships illustrate the differences!
AEW: Sponsored by one of the craft beers that comes from one of the tiny distributor that brings in like ten cases each week
Even the alcohol sponsorships illustrate the differences!
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America is done with Trump but he is not done with us.
In 2026, we should expect stepped-up election subversion, further weaponization of the justice system to weaken their opposition, and the industrialization of their ethnic cleansing policies.
My latest:
open.substack.com/pub/edwineis...
In 2026, we should expect stepped-up election subversion, further weaponization of the justice system to weaken their opposition, and the industrialization of their ethnic cleansing policies.
My latest:
open.substack.com/pub/edwineis...
America is done with Trump but he is not done with us
We should expect stepped up election subversion, further weaponize the justice system to weaken their opposition, and the industrialization their ethnic cleansing policies.
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
America is done with Trump but he is not done with us.
In 2026, we should expect stepped-up election subversion, further weaponization of the justice system to weaken their opposition, and the industrialization of their ethnic cleansing policies.
My latest:
open.substack.com/pub/edwineis...
In 2026, we should expect stepped-up election subversion, further weaponization of the justice system to weaken their opposition, and the industrialization of their ethnic cleansing policies.
My latest:
open.substack.com/pub/edwineis...
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We’ve all been this “guy”.
Everybody hates Charlie Brown because he’s too oblivious to get that he’s the one guy his lesbian friend is attracted to
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We’ve all been this “guy”.
Oh I *definitely* fucked up my shoulder
Ow
Ow
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh I *definitely* fucked up my shoulder
Ow
Ow
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I’m here u fuckass
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m here u fuckass
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Very revealing that CM Punk was scared of Hangman & threatened by Jack Perry. Those two have proved to be what Phil claimed he was. He knew. It was never about real glass or a million dollar gate.
Weird, haven’t seen Phil holding any signs lately…
Jack Perry—a real one.
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Very revealing that CM Punk was scared of Hangman & threatened by Jack Perry. Those two have proved to be what Phil claimed he was. He knew. It was never about real glass or a million dollar gate.
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guy in hulk hogan gear concerned about being seen as racist
Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
guy in hulk hogan gear concerned about being seen as racist
I still can’t get over that there’s Road Runner brand ice melt. Like, those cartoons take place in the American Southwest desert, hardly something you’d associate with ice and snow, you know?
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I still can’t get over that there’s Road Runner brand ice melt. Like, those cartoons take place in the American Southwest desert, hardly something you’d associate with ice and snow, you know?
Until today the most baffling beverage I've ever seen was Organic Gatorade. This somehow tops it.
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Until today the most baffling beverage I've ever seen was Organic Gatorade. This somehow tops it.
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when the GOP say they want to run government like a business, they mean Sears specifically. zero capex investments, make departments compete each other to death, strip out the assets & sell them to themselves, steal billions of dollars
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
when the GOP say they want to run government like a business, they mean Sears specifically. zero capex investments, make departments compete each other to death, strip out the assets & sell them to themselves, steal billions of dollars
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This eBay listing for a sealed copy of MechWarrior 2 really captures the spirit of '90s video game ads. ebay.us/m/dHUmFv
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This eBay listing for a sealed copy of MechWarrior 2 really captures the spirit of '90s video game ads. ebay.us/m/dHUmFv
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Jack Perry—a real one.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jack Perry—a real one.
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The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.
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if you can do one year you can do another and then you keep doing that and one day you’ll have outlived them ✨
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if you can do one year you can do another and then you keep doing that and one day you’ll have outlived them ✨
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A little longer now and you'll get to go to the rave celebrating his death. Just a little bit longer
trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A little longer now and you'll get to go to the rave celebrating his death. Just a little bit longer
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trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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Good news that throws into sharp relief how craven so many hospital systems complying in advance was. The legal attacks from the federal government can absolutely be fought and defeated. Institutions that choose not to are choosing to treat trans people as expendable.
On Wednesday, a federal judge in Pittsburgh blocked parts of the Justice Department’s invasive subpoena seeking personally identifiable information about those minor transgender patients at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center who are or have received gender-affirming medical care.
Breaking: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
www.lawdork.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good news that throws into sharp relief how craven so many hospital systems complying in advance was. The legal attacks from the federal government can absolutely be fought and defeated. Institutions that choose not to are choosing to treat trans people as expendable.
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Gays be like "she served c*nt" and it's just Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
It's me. I'm gays.
It's me. I'm gays.
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gays be like "she served c*nt" and it's just Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
It's me. I'm gays.
It's me. I'm gays.
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A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.