Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
@jessmatthewsproductions.com
Fox Kids historian, video producer/graphic designer, Philly native, trans girl. Go birds, fuck ICE, free Palestine. She/they, HRT 6/2/2023.
https://patreon.com/jessmatthewsproductions
https://patreon.com/jessmatthewsproductions
Pinned
I’m gonna just go ahead and do this:
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
I’ve never been so glad to take the bus and subway to work
Before this week I had to go in at 5:30. First bus from my house leaves then so I had to take Ubers in.
Now I can come in at 7, which is a HUGE improvement
Before this week I had to go in at 5:30. First bus from my house leaves then so I had to take Ubers in.
Now I can come in at 7, which is a HUGE improvement
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I’ve never been so glad to take the bus and subway to work
Before this week I had to go in at 5:30. First bus from my house leaves then so I had to take Ubers in.
Now I can come in at 7, which is a HUGE improvement
Before this week I had to go in at 5:30. First bus from my house leaves then so I had to take Ubers in.
Now I can come in at 7, which is a HUGE improvement
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Power Rangers having more engagement than fucking Magic: The Gathering (Hasbro’s cash cow right now) is insane. I’d really love to know what metrics they’re using.
Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks posted this image on LinkedIn today. Interesting to see Transformers as Hasbro's most engaged brand.
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Power Rangers having more engagement than fucking Magic: The Gathering (Hasbro’s cash cow right now) is insane. I’d really love to know what metrics they’re using.
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
i would love to see how they aggregated these metrics bc it is entirely likely that a substantial portion of the power rangers engagement is the mainstream news coverage of sentai ending including the words "show behind power rangers" lol
Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks posted this image on LinkedIn today. Interesting to see Transformers as Hasbro's most engaged brand.
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i would love to see how they aggregated these metrics bc it is entirely likely that a substantial portion of the power rangers engagement is the mainstream news coverage of sentai ending including the words "show behind power rangers" lol
Not technically a first run cinema, but me and @karlrolson.com were in the first audience anywhere to see the Nickelodeon Adventure Time pilot at San Diego Comic-Con.
Even then you *instantly* knew it was gonna be huge.
Even then you *instantly* knew it was gonna be huge.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not technically a first run cinema, but me and @karlrolson.com were in the first audience anywhere to see the Nickelodeon Adventure Time pilot at San Diego Comic-Con.
Even then you *instantly* knew it was gonna be huge.
Even then you *instantly* knew it was gonna be huge.
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
what gas-brained doofus though NOTEPAD needed ensloppification?
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
what gas-brained doofus though NOTEPAD needed ensloppification?
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Rewatching the premiere episodes of Superman: The Animated Series. The entire first episode is about climate change deniers trusting an AI over their top scientist
The AI knows the planet is doomed but prioritizes self-preservation. They're so desperate to be ok they believe it
This is 1996, btw
The AI knows the planet is doomed but prioritizes self-preservation. They're so desperate to be ok they believe it
This is 1996, btw
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Rewatching the premiere episodes of Superman: The Animated Series. The entire first episode is about climate change deniers trusting an AI over their top scientist
The AI knows the planet is doomed but prioritizes self-preservation. They're so desperate to be ok they believe it
This is 1996, btw
The AI knows the planet is doomed but prioritizes self-preservation. They're so desperate to be ok they believe it
This is 1996, btw
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Maura.
That would have been the name if I were a cis girl and, well... I just don't think I'm a Maura.
That would have been the name if I were a cis girl and, well... I just don't think I'm a Maura.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Wilfred. A name passed down through multiple generations of Riddell eldest sons, and since I will never have kids, one that won’t be reinstated, either.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Angharad. Which is a lovely Welsh name but I am quite sure that it would have been a massive millstone growing up in the US and Canada in the 70s where none of the kids in the playground would know how to pronounce it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Maura.
That would have been the name if I were a cis girl and, well... I just don't think I'm a Maura.
That would have been the name if I were a cis girl and, well... I just don't think I'm a Maura.
Apologies for the bikini pic on main but HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I lost a *lot* of weight. Like, my belly is basically gone. I look *really* good in this, it’s insane
I lost a *lot* of weight. Like, my belly is basically gone. I look *really* good in this, it’s insane
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Apologies for the bikini pic on main but HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I lost a *lot* of weight. Like, my belly is basically gone. I look *really* good in this, it’s insane
I lost a *lot* of weight. Like, my belly is basically gone. I look *really* good in this, it’s insane
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Also for my Philly area peeps:
Any decent place to get measured for a bra? I don't know if I NEED one - my chest isn't really that big - but I WANT one
Any decent place to get measured for a bra? I don't know if I NEED one - my chest isn't really that big - but I WANT one
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Also for my Philly area peeps:
Any decent place to get measured for a bra? I don't know if I NEED one - my chest isn't really that big - but I WANT one
Any decent place to get measured for a bra? I don't know if I NEED one - my chest isn't really that big - but I WANT one
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
The trans flag can be accurately displayed on 4-color CGA.
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
The trans flag can be accurately displayed on 4-color CGA.
I haven't worn a dress in far, far too long
Just fixed that mistake 😁
Just fixed that mistake 😁
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I haven't worn a dress in far, far too long
Just fixed that mistake 😁
Just fixed that mistake 😁
It’s really meaningful that the Tenth Doctor as well as the host of Jeopardy are supporters of trans rights ❤️
"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
It’s really meaningful that the Tenth Doctor as well as the host of Jeopardy are supporters of trans rights ❤️
What, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck
The airspace over El Paso airport, Texas, has been suddenly closed by the FAA for ten days, closing the airport too. The airspace has been defined as "National Defence Airspace". Nobody knows why.
(Via @osinttechnical.bsky.social on X)
(Via @osinttechnical.bsky.social on X)
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
What, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Philly bar bathrooms remain undefeated
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Philly bar bathrooms remain undefeated
When you don’t realize you triggered multiball until halfway into multiball 😅
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
When you don’t realize you triggered multiball until halfway into multiball 😅
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Find a better book
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Find a better book
When you forget your phone and miss your bus to pinball 😖
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
When you forget your phone and miss your bus to pinball 😖
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
This obviously isn't sufficient but the fact they even had to clarify this quickly proves the outburst is working. Keep pushing on and get them to cut this shit out.
Discord has posted updated clarification:
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This obviously isn't sufficient but the fact they even had to clarify this quickly proves the outburst is working. Keep pushing on and get them to cut this shit out.
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
New Agony of Defeat just dropped
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
New Agony of Defeat just dropped
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
AOL could come in with a steel chair right now and relaunch AIM
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
AOL could come in with a steel chair right now and relaunch AIM
YESSSS
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
YESSSS
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Also, the very next beat is “…and Wario and Waluigi have a scheme to turn this into profit.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Also, the very next beat is “…and Wario and Waluigi have a scheme to turn this into profit.”
Reposted by Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”