Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema
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She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
Join me on Patreon for a cup of joe and a chat about the Top 5 Movies I Watched in October, 2025.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Join me on Patreon for a cup of joe and a chat about the Top 5 Movies I Watched in October, 2025.
patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.
LOOK IN MY EYESSSS
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
SHOULDN'T HAVE BURNT THAT BRIDGE WITH TONY
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
SHOULDN'T HAVE BURNT THAT BRIDGE WITH TONY
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
LOOK IN MY EYESSSS
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
SHOULDN'T HAVE BURNT THAT BRIDGE WITH TONY
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
SHOULDN'T HAVE BURNT THAT BRIDGE WITH TONY
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🛸NEW VIDEO!🛸
The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🛸NEW VIDEO!🛸
The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
New video tomorrow.
But if you can't wait that long there's always Patreon.
But if you can't wait that long there's always Patreon.
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
New video tomorrow.
But if you can't wait that long there's always Patreon.
But if you can't wait that long there's always Patreon.
Doubly embarrassing given AEW has been killing the poster game lately.
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Doubly embarrassing given AEW has been killing the poster game lately.
What about this epic remake?
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What about this epic remake?
So happy Grown Ups 3 got announced!
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So happy Grown Ups 3 got announced!
Someone finally complimented my impression of Anthony Hopkins doing Nixon!
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Someone finally complimented my impression of Anthony Hopkins doing Nixon!
Fine just put out The Wall on Blu-Ray. I'm dying here.
October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fine just put out The Wall on Blu-Ray. I'm dying here.
Oh yeah baby look at that curve
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh yeah baby look at that curve
They could have played the Paradox Brothers in the Yu Gi Oh Movie.
October 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They could have played the Paradox Brothers in the Yu Gi Oh Movie.
There was some Tron trivia as part of the theater preshow and to my shame I got every question right. I'm so embarrassed.
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There was some Tron trivia as part of the theater preshow and to my shame I got every question right. I'm so embarrassed.
The city's got Tron fever!
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The city's got Tron fever!
An Italian who fundamentally reshaped the soundscape of the defining American film genre.
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
An Italian who fundamentally reshaped the soundscape of the defining American film genre.
When someone says something so Wesphobic you gotta hit em with that Anderson collector stare
October 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When someone says something so Wesphobic you gotta hit em with that Anderson collector stare
MORE WES!
Now available for $5 Patrons, a complete ranking of all of Wes Anderson's feature films, from Bottle Rocket to The Phoenician Scheme.
Between this and the Top 5 Movies Watched in September, there's almost 2 hours of new unscripted Eyebrow Cinema now available at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Now available for $5 Patrons, a complete ranking of all of Wes Anderson's feature films, from Bottle Rocket to The Phoenician Scheme.
Between this and the Top 5 Movies Watched in September, there's almost 2 hours of new unscripted Eyebrow Cinema now available at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
MORE WES!
Now available for $5 Patrons, a complete ranking of all of Wes Anderson's feature films, from Bottle Rocket to The Phoenician Scheme.
Between this and the Top 5 Movies Watched in September, there's almost 2 hours of new unscripted Eyebrow Cinema now available at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Now available for $5 Patrons, a complete ranking of all of Wes Anderson's feature films, from Bottle Rocket to The Phoenician Scheme.
Between this and the Top 5 Movies Watched in September, there's almost 2 hours of new unscripted Eyebrow Cinema now available at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Now available for $5 Patrons, my Top 5 Movies Watched in September! We got lots of genre fare to begin Halloween season!
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Now available for $5 Patrons, my Top 5 Movies Watched in September! We got lots of genre fare to begin Halloween season!
🍥NEW VIDEO!!🍥
We Take Wes for Granted
Watch me crash out over people complaining about Wes Anderson "just doing his typical Wes thing."
youtu.be/OPtOS-pXzek
We Take Wes for Granted
Watch me crash out over people complaining about Wes Anderson "just doing his typical Wes thing."
youtu.be/OPtOS-pXzek
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
🍥NEW VIDEO!!🍥
We Take Wes for Granted
Watch me crash out over people complaining about Wes Anderson "just doing his typical Wes thing."
youtu.be/OPtOS-pXzek
We Take Wes for Granted
Watch me crash out over people complaining about Wes Anderson "just doing his typical Wes thing."
youtu.be/OPtOS-pXzek
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)