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The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
The Worst Thing About The Worst Movie of the Year
Last year's Halloween special was on Francis Ford Coppola. The year before that was on Ingmar Bergman! This year... oh boy. It's not the horror movie 2025 needs but it's the one it deserves.
youtu.be/kanNqOzXkec
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This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
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And before anyone asks the brain counts as a muscle.
And before anyone asks the brain counts as a muscle.
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Um, I'm literally right here? Subscribe to Eyebrow Cinema.
And before anyone asks the brain counts as a muscle.
And before anyone asks the brain counts as a muscle.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
Blood and Guts was really, really good.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Blood and Guts was really, really good.
It Was Just An Accident is pretty damn extraordinary.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It Was Just An Accident is pretty damn extraordinary.
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Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/1FQj...
Episode 184: Aliens!
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November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Listen to Cinema in Seconds on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/1FQj...
I love this poster.
Now playing (03:20 PM PST):
"A Woman Is a Woman" (1961)
By Jean-Luc Godard
Runtime: 83 min.
"A Woman Is a Woman" (1961)
By Jean-Luc Godard
Runtime: 83 min.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love this poster.
If someone said this about me I'd curl into a ball and turn to dust.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If someone said this about me I'd curl into a ball and turn to dust.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Schrader made an absurdly successful late career comeback, put out a couple more quality flicks, then bottomed out personally and professionally in just seven years.
The director believes we're only two years from an all-AI movie.
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
www.avclub.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Schrader made an absurdly successful late career comeback, put out a couple more quality flicks, then bottomed out personally and professionally in just seven years.
Die My Love is pretty good. At the very least it's a very visceral expression of a kind of postpartum id.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Die My Love is pretty good. At the very least it's a very visceral expression of a kind of postpartum id.
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I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
The director believes we're only two years from an all-AI movie.
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
www.avclub.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
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Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
I enjoyed most of Bugonia but that ending is almost catastrophically bad. I get the choice but it lands poorly, both in terms of the context of the film and the greater cultural moment. Individual scenes and images are good, even great, and Emma Stone is fantastic, but man does it fall apart.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I enjoyed most of Bugonia but that ending is almost catastrophically bad. I get the choice but it lands poorly, both in terms of the context of the film and the greater cultural moment. Individual scenes and images are good, even great, and Emma Stone is fantastic, but man does it fall apart.
The endings that have stuck with me most:
Oppenheimer
Tar
Aftersun
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Iron Claw
Challengers
Oppenheimer
Tar
Aftersun
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Iron Claw
Challengers
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The endings that have stuck with me most:
Oppenheimer
Tar
Aftersun
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Iron Claw
Challengers
Oppenheimer
Tar
Aftersun
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Iron Claw
Challengers
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A very good point about the GTA VI fired workers stuff, that maybe doesn't even need to be said - if the workers were actually leaking information that wasn't just working conditions, it's GTA VI. We would've heard about a massive wave of information, the fact that there's nothing is telling.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
A very good point about the GTA VI fired workers stuff, that maybe doesn't even need to be said - if the workers were actually leaking information that wasn't just working conditions, it's GTA VI. We would've heard about a massive wave of information, the fact that there's nothing is telling.
Yeah that sounds like something people invested in AI and who stand to gain financially from AI's success would say. You might as well publish that McDonalds CEO claims McDonalds makes tastiest hamburgers.
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Yeah that sounds like something people invested in AI and who stand to gain financially from AI's success would say. You might as well publish that McDonalds CEO claims McDonalds makes tastiest hamburgers.
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Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
Join me on Patreon for a cup of joe and a chat about the Top 5 Movies I Watched in October, 2025.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Join me on Patreon for a cup of joe and a chat about the Top 5 Movies I Watched in October, 2025.
patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.
After The Hunt? More like After The Hits!
Following a string of bangers, Luca stumbles. Movie isn't unwatchably bad or anything. Performances are strong as is the filmmaking scene to scene but the substance is lacking. A thin movie - in plot, character, and theme - stretched well beyond its means.
Following a string of bangers, Luca stumbles. Movie isn't unwatchably bad or anything. Performances are strong as is the filmmaking scene to scene but the substance is lacking. A thin movie - in plot, character, and theme - stretched well beyond its means.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
After The Hunt? More like After The Hits!
Following a string of bangers, Luca stumbles. Movie isn't unwatchably bad or anything. Performances are strong as is the filmmaking scene to scene but the substance is lacking. A thin movie - in plot, character, and theme - stretched well beyond its means.
Following a string of bangers, Luca stumbles. Movie isn't unwatchably bad or anything. Performances are strong as is the filmmaking scene to scene but the substance is lacking. A thin movie - in plot, character, and theme - stretched well beyond its means.
Do you guys think he did the Yes chant for Danielson?
It's a virtual certainty New York City's next mayor has yelled YERRRRRRRRR at an All Elite Wrestling show
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Do you guys think he did the Yes chant for Danielson?