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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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How many Ritz crackers must I eat for emotional regulation cuz I'll do it
March 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How many Ritz crackers must I eat for emotional regulation cuz I'll do it
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Storm chasers were asking for tornado footage from ppl who live in Dallas today. A woman responded with videos of three kangaroos in her yard, and said "All kangaroos are fine!" I will be using that as an answer for how I'm doing from now on
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Storm chasers were asking for tornado footage from ppl who live in Dallas today. A woman responded with videos of three kangaroos in her yard, and said "All kangaroos are fine!" I will be using that as an answer for how I'm doing from now on
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Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
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all americans know is
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
all americans know is
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JUST PLAY CHVRCHES ALEXA WHY IS THIS SO HARD
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
JUST PLAY CHVRCHES ALEXA WHY IS THIS SO HARD
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I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
February 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
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I regret to inform you that trying hard and practicing can make you better at things
January 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I regret to inform you that trying hard and practicing can make you better at things
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some of you i only follow bc i can feel a hilarious public meltdown coming and i don’t want to miss it
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
some of you i only follow bc i can feel a hilarious public meltdown coming and i don’t want to miss it
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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The distant future of 2025. TikTok is illegal. To download forbidden short form video, users avoid guard patrols and sneak out into the ruined outskirts of the megacity beyond the reach of government signal jammers. Called TokRunners, they risk life and limb to bring us the latest viral dances
January 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The distant future of 2025. TikTok is illegal. To download forbidden short form video, users avoid guard patrols and sneak out into the ruined outskirts of the megacity beyond the reach of government signal jammers. Called TokRunners, they risk life and limb to bring us the latest viral dances
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If the Internet ever goes down for good, you will find me performing my posts aloud in the parking lot of the Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, MO
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If the Internet ever goes down for good, you will find me performing my posts aloud in the parking lot of the Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, MO
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(3 a.m.)
Bet I could sleep if I had a fifth side to turn onto
Bet I could sleep if I had a fifth side to turn onto
January 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
(3 a.m.)
Bet I could sleep if I had a fifth side to turn onto
Bet I could sleep if I had a fifth side to turn onto
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My desire to go get a little pastry and a coffee and my desire not to go out in 16-degree weather somewhat in tension with each other this morning
December 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
My desire to go get a little pastry and a coffee and my desire not to go out in 16-degree weather somewhat in tension with each other this morning
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I take great pride in being a short woman and a menace
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I take great pride in being a short woman and a menace
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I wish I had my own Swifties to decode my every move and tell me what the hell is going on
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I wish I had my own Swifties to decode my every move and tell me what the hell is going on
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Errands are for mornings in my opinion. Once the clock has struck noon it's time to start "settling in" on the way to winding down time (8 pm) followed of course by bedtime (10 pm)
December 10, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Errands are for mornings in my opinion. Once the clock has struck noon it's time to start "settling in" on the way to winding down time (8 pm) followed of course by bedtime (10 pm)
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Okay but hear me out:
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
December 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
I think I won Spotify Wrapped ✌️🍷
December 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I think I won Spotify Wrapped ✌️🍷
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Pamper yourself today by finding a cottage in the Scottish Highlands and going off the grid for a few years.
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Pamper yourself today by finding a cottage in the Scottish Highlands and going off the grid for a few years.