Twisted Spinster
@danceswithpugs.bsky.social
Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. Whovian. ND af. Refuse to lick boots.
If you like Meidas Touch or MSW, you’re probably not gonna have fun here.
I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back.
PNW 💜
If you like Meidas Touch or MSW, you’re probably not gonna have fun here.
I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back.
PNW 💜
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a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
Alt: a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
media.tenor.com
A few years ago, my dad told me that when he was a little kid, my grandma told him “if you get scared while watching a movie or tv, laugh. You’ll feel better.”
Me watching news in 2024:
Me watching news in 2024:
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tomorrow i will wake up and it will be 2012 again. good bye coma dream. it will all be back to normal soon.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
tomorrow i will wake up and it will be 2012 again. good bye coma dream. it will all be back to normal soon.
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
I’m starting to think the horror-comedy Ready Or Not (2019) was a documentary.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I’m starting to think the horror-comedy Ready Or Not (2019) was a documentary.
Ziltoid: meow
Me: *pushes his ears back to make him look funny* who’s a silly goose?
Ziltoid: …meow?
Me: *pushes his ears back to make him look funny* who’s a silly goose?
Ziltoid: …meow?
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ziltoid: meow
Me: *pushes his ears back to make him look funny* who’s a silly goose?
Ziltoid: …meow?
Me: *pushes his ears back to make him look funny* who’s a silly goose?
Ziltoid: …meow?
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If you see a screenshot from X on here and you’re thinking of reposting it but you don’t recognize the account, here’s some advice: don’t, because there’s a very good chance it’s a fucking Nazi.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you see a screenshot from X on here and you’re thinking of reposting it but you don’t recognize the account, here’s some advice: don’t, because there’s a very good chance it’s a fucking Nazi.
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You don’t have to amplify Nazis just because they said something reasonable about Epstein. If you see someone approvingly screenshotting the fucking AF Post on here, just fucking block them, don’t make other people see that shit.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
You don’t have to amplify Nazis just because they said something reasonable about Epstein. If you see someone approvingly screenshotting the fucking AF Post on here, just fucking block them, don’t make other people see that shit.
Ziltoid was a lil 9 mo old kitty when I adopted him. He would perch on my shoulder regularly. He’s now around 10 years old, and occasionally still tries to do this.
It doesn’t go well for either of us.
It doesn’t go well for either of us.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Ziltoid was a lil 9 mo old kitty when I adopted him. He would perch on my shoulder regularly. He’s now around 10 years old, and occasionally still tries to do this.
It doesn’t go well for either of us.
It doesn’t go well for either of us.
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Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
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why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
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Even if you're completely on Bluesky's side on this, thinking that quoting a Johnny Cash lyric in an obvious joke about a Johnny Cash article should be treated like a serious death threat,
What the fuck do you mean, "Our mod team's turnaround time on responding to Death Threats is a month?"
What the fuck do you mean, "Our mod team's turnaround time on responding to Death Threats is a month?"
CORRECTION: The post was made on Oct 10. Due to a backlog in cases, our mod team didn’t review and take action until Nov 11, which is when we engaged with the account owner about the reason for suspension.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Even if you're completely on Bluesky's side on this, thinking that quoting a Johnny Cash lyric in an obvious joke about a Johnny Cash article should be treated like a serious death threat,
What the fuck do you mean, "Our mod team's turnaround time on responding to Death Threats is a month?"
What the fuck do you mean, "Our mod team's turnaround time on responding to Death Threats is a month?"
The email stuff is so weird to me bc I’ve never been one to check my email often. I check my email when I’m changing a password and need a code or something. Or when my dad texts me “hey, check your email, I’m forwarding something to you.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The email stuff is so weird to me bc I’ve never been one to check my email often. I check my email when I’m changing a password and need a code or something. Or when my dad texts me “hey, check your email, I’m forwarding something to you.”
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It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
Oh hell yes. New season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!
a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
Alt: Marie Kondo saying “I love mess”
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Oh hell yes. New season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!
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Isaac Chotiner Larry Summers interview when
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Isaac Chotiner Larry Summers interview when
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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“I am just incredibly disheartened, sad, upset that there’s not a lot we can do to help our community except document — because someday they will be accountable.”
‘Necessary to protect the public’: Forest Grove declares emergency in response to ICE presence
Washington County previously passed a declaration that authorizes spending up to $200,000 for “immigration-related resources.”
www.koin.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I am just incredibly disheartened, sad, upset that there’s not a lot we can do to help our community except document — because someday they will be accountable.”
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" music video walked so Twilight could run do not @ me
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" music video walked so Twilight could run do not @ me
Random memory I just had. When we were kids, my youngest brother had a speech impediment where he couldn’t pronounce the letter “b” (he pronounced it as “p”) and we had a pet hamster named Nibbles and now I can’t stop giggling.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Random memory I just had. When we were kids, my youngest brother had a speech impediment where he couldn’t pronounce the letter “b” (he pronounced it as “p”) and we had a pet hamster named Nibbles and now I can’t stop giggling.
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Remembering the halcyon days when we thought 2020 was the worst year ever
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Remembering the halcyon days when we thought 2020 was the worst year ever
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
