Twisted Spinster
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Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off.
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a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
Alt: a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
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A few years ago, my dad told me that when he was a little kid, my grandma told him “if you get scared while watching a movie or tv, laugh. You’ll feel better.”
Me watching news in 2024:
Me watching news in 2024:
Just got home from the salon. My hair looks pretty damn cute. Only took 4.5 hours 😅
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Just got home from the salon. My hair looks pretty damn cute. Only took 4.5 hours 😅
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counterpoint: you're literally ricky gervais
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
counterpoint: you're literally ricky gervais
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Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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I'm not sure such a dangerous beast is capable of taming!! Oh no!
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I'm not sure such a dangerous beast is capable of taming!! Oh no!
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1785
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1785
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here
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All the rich people doing the most evil shit imaginable in a mansion while they lie and tell Elon they’re meeting at 3 am at a golf course right before the sprinklers turn on
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
All the rich people doing the most evil shit imaginable in a mansion while they lie and tell Elon they’re meeting at 3 am at a golf course right before the sprinklers turn on
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there’s no way we get through a Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny and Green Day without a total crashout from the president
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
there’s no way we get through a Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny and Green Day without a total crashout from the president
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Got a hair appointment for a cut/color tomorrow afternoon. I figure while I’m getting this mess of my own making fixed, may as well get it colored too. Thinking purple since it’s been awhile.
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Got a hair appointment for a cut/color tomorrow afternoon. I figure while I’m getting this mess of my own making fixed, may as well get it colored too. Thinking purple since it’s been awhile.
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
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it hits so much fucking harder now good god
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 AM
it hits so much fucking harder now good god
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If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at councilor.green@portlandoregon.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at councilor.green@portlandoregon.gov
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this is the apartment complex they shot at today...
NEW: In a lawsuit filed earlier this month, plaintiffs who live in housing across the street from Portland's ICE facility today filed a preliminary injunction motion to bar the feds from shooting tear gas, etc., when not necessary, because it keeps entering their homes.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
this is the apartment complex they shot at today...
Weighed myself for the first time in quite awhile. Down 30 pounds! That’s more than I expected.
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Weighed myself for the first time in quite awhile. Down 30 pounds! That’s more than I expected.