Hailey
@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social
Not petty bourgeois, just petty
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Being less online is ostensibly better for my mental health, but I cannot believe I almost missed a war criminal death on here. Dick Cheney, this one's for you.
a crab is walking on a sandy beach
Alt: A clip of a dancing crab
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being less online is ostensibly better for my mental health, but I cannot believe I almost missed a war criminal death on here. Dick Cheney, this one's for you.
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You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
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As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
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Their feelings are very delicate
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Their feelings are very delicate
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One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
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the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action
Happening now: at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago, Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino and other CBP/ICE agents emerge to patrol Beach Street and escort a vehicle out.
They ordered people out of the street, walked to the end of it and then back to the fence.
They ordered people out of the street, walked to the end of it and then back to the fence.
September 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action
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We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.
the most important thing for everyone in this country right now is to practice self preservation. they are entirely rolling back the first amendment and the ability to protest, be careful
September 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.
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The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.
New: FCC chair threatens ABC and Disney over Jimmy Kimmel’s remarks about Charlie Kirk
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
FCC chair threatens ABC and Disney over Jimmy Kimmel’s remarks about Charlie Kirk | CNN Business
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Carr warned. “These companies can find ways to change conduct and take actions on Kimmel, or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC ahead.”
www.cnn.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.
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if you are reading this, you are “Antifa”
BREAKING: Trump says he is designating “Antifa” as a “major terrorist organization.”
Such a step being taken this way would be concerning enough, given what it actually is, but, given that Trump sees “Antifa” hiding in every corner of opposition, this could be an extremely alarming escalation.
Such a step being taken this way would be concerning enough, given what it actually is, but, given that Trump sees “Antifa” hiding in every corner of opposition, this could be an extremely alarming escalation.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
if you are reading this, you are “Antifa”
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ah, well
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ah, well
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genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people
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Also, the way these companies are caving to the current administration, I never want to hear anyone gripe about "the liberal media" ever again, because in mass media terms, that doesn't exist.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Also, the way these companies are caving to the current administration, I never want to hear anyone gripe about "the liberal media" ever again, because in mass media terms, that doesn't exist.
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Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it
*DISNEY'S ABC PULLS KIMMEL SHOW INDEFINITELY, WSJ REPORTER POSTS
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it
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the problem with media corporations negotiating with fascists is that the negotiation is never over.
this is quite genuinely insane, and I want to believe the backlash to this will be severe
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the problem with media corporations negotiating with fascists is that the negotiation is never over.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?
September 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?
My dad said the inscriptions on the bullet casings sounded like Son of Sam incoherent nonsense, and now I have to decide if the morally correct thing is to explain "owo what's this" to him or just let him know peace
Press conference announces that the shooter's bullets said:
Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"
Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"
Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"
Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My dad said the inscriptions on the bullet casings sounded like Son of Sam incoherent nonsense, and now I have to decide if the morally correct thing is to explain "owo what's this" to him or just let him know peace
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You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!
September 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!
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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
SALT LAKE CITY—Alarmed by numerous reports that the vice president was currently en route to the state, sources confirmed Thursday that a visit from JD Vance was the last thing Utah needed right now. ...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
As someone who lives in Utah, I really need y'all to understand how little these images narrow anything down. I know like 20 guys who look identical to this and they're all named Braydon
Tom Winter of NBC News just posted these photos of a person of interest in the Kirk shooting.
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September 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As someone who lives in Utah, I really need y'all to understand how little these images narrow anything down. I know like 20 guys who look identical to this and they're all named Braydon