Hailey
@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social
Not petty bourgeois, just petty
You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!
September 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!
I am now entering what historians refer to as
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I am now entering what historians refer to as
This is the worst day of my life
February 19, 2024 at 4:07 PM
This is the worst day of my life
Finally tried the Panera lemonade that kills you and like I get it now
January 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Finally tried the Panera lemonade that kills you and like I get it now
This has been in my pantry for years. It's finally time
November 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM
This has been in my pantry for years. It's finally time
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 4:29 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
July 16, 2023 at 6:08 PM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
I decided to treat myself today since it’s my last Saturday off for the foreseeable future, and besties look what I found when hunting for pins for my lab coat 🥹
July 16, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I decided to treat myself today since it’s my last Saturday off for the foreseeable future, and besties look what I found when hunting for pins for my lab coat 🥹
a picture on your phone with your energy. not a selfie
July 10, 2023 at 2:29 AM
a picture on your phone with your energy. not a selfie
Everyone please please please look at this picture I took of a dragonfly, it’s the best picture I have ever taken and I am so proud of it and I would like you all to see his goofy face
http://www.inaturalist.org/observations/169438074
http://www.inaturalist.org/observations/169438074
June 25, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Everyone please please please look at this picture I took of a dragonfly, it’s the best picture I have ever taken and I am so proud of it and I would like you all to see his goofy face
http://www.inaturalist.org/observations/169438074
http://www.inaturalist.org/observations/169438074
I audibly went “oh nooooo” because the rock is right next to the plants, so it felt like I unknowingly captured a photo of a hitman in progress lmao
June 22, 2023 at 3:21 AM
I audibly went “oh nooooo” because the rock is right next to the plants, so it felt like I unknowingly captured a photo of a hitman in progress lmao
Godspeed, little buddy! Be free and stay out of my pantry in the future please ❤️
June 15, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Godspeed, little buddy! Be free and stay out of my pantry in the future please ❤️
This review of a pair of safety goggles unironically influenced my decision to purchase them. It was too compelling to ignore
June 12, 2023 at 6:14 PM
This review of a pair of safety goggles unironically influenced my decision to purchase them. It was too compelling to ignore
Your girl’s built like Spongebob, so no
June 10, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Your girl’s built like Spongebob, so no
Bet you wouldn’t have doubted me if you knew I was going to come into this website swinging with something as powerful as THIS
June 9, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Bet you wouldn’t have doubted me if you knew I was going to come into this website swinging with something as powerful as THIS