Dontwannasay
@crustysand.bsky.social
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your dad got me pregnant again
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
your dad got me pregnant again
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been standing in this Kmart layaway line since 1997
July 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
been standing in this Kmart layaway line since 1997
But first, let’s order up vengeance and retribution for all the things Charlie Kirk said and did. God I loathe these people
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
But first, let’s order up vengeance and retribution for all the things Charlie Kirk said and did. God I loathe these people
God I loathe these ppl … and the people in their families who agreed to disagree and let mommy and daddy expose their grandkids to Fox News and racists all day because hey! Free daycare! Christmas!
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
God I loathe these ppl … and the people in their families who agreed to disagree and let mommy and daddy expose their grandkids to Fox News and racists all day because hey! Free daycare! Christmas!
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This is what they really mean every time they open their mouths: “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be," said by Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, in early July 2024.
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is what they really mean every time they open their mouths: “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be," said by Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, in early July 2024.
Just a reminder of what is going on: “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be," said by Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, in early July 2024.
September 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just a reminder of what is going on: “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be," said by Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, in early July 2024.
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Fisting handfuls of loose asphalt into my mouth like they're Oreo cookie crumbles.
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fisting handfuls of loose asphalt into my mouth like they're Oreo cookie crumbles.
You never win when they mess up a fast food order. Never an extra expensive burrito.
It’s “oh we gave you a bean burrito instead of your chicken chalupa, and six tasteless chips with cheese instead of your $7.50 nachosbellgrande.”
Why is that? Never the other way around.
The house always wins.
It’s “oh we gave you a bean burrito instead of your chicken chalupa, and six tasteless chips with cheese instead of your $7.50 nachosbellgrande.”
Why is that? Never the other way around.
The house always wins.
September 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You never win when they mess up a fast food order. Never an extra expensive burrito.
It’s “oh we gave you a bean burrito instead of your chicken chalupa, and six tasteless chips with cheese instead of your $7.50 nachosbellgrande.”
Why is that? Never the other way around.
The house always wins.
It’s “oh we gave you a bean burrito instead of your chicken chalupa, and six tasteless chips with cheese instead of your $7.50 nachosbellgrande.”
Why is that? Never the other way around.
The house always wins.
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Maybe one day my floaters will spell out messages
September 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Maybe one day my floaters will spell out messages
One problem living in the Coachella Valley is the rare decently paid professional jobs get taken by some already wealthy person from NY who is like, I’ll take this full time job just for play money, I’m bored. It’s like second homes and airbnbs. Takes money to make money and true locals get screwed.
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
One problem living in the Coachella Valley is the rare decently paid professional jobs get taken by some already wealthy person from NY who is like, I’ll take this full time job just for play money, I’m bored. It’s like second homes and airbnbs. Takes money to make money and true locals get screwed.
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People who dance upon my grave will just be following a request in my will.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
People who dance upon my grave will just be following a request in my will.
These days even people with big accounts have contempt for their audiences. They’ll post “I wish I could go get a beer.” And people will start saying “go to a bar!”
And then OP will shout I KNOW I COULD GO TO A BAR! DUH! GAWD, TINA!
Nice well it is clear you are not here for engagement.
And then OP will shout I KNOW I COULD GO TO A BAR! DUH! GAWD, TINA!
Nice well it is clear you are not here for engagement.
September 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
These days even people with big accounts have contempt for their audiences. They’ll post “I wish I could go get a beer.” And people will start saying “go to a bar!”
And then OP will shout I KNOW I COULD GO TO A BAR! DUH! GAWD, TINA!
Nice well it is clear you are not here for engagement.
And then OP will shout I KNOW I COULD GO TO A BAR! DUH! GAWD, TINA!
Nice well it is clear you are not here for engagement.
Your beeping smoke detector is not just your problem - it is your neighbor’s problem, too. The longer you let it go, the angrier they get and the less likely they are to be nice about your unfitness for air.
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Your beeping smoke detector is not just your problem - it is your neighbor’s problem, too. The longer you let it go, the angrier they get and the less likely they are to be nice about your unfitness for air.
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Most of my boner posts are evergreen.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Most of my boner posts are evergreen.
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Greedily absorbing the ambience at your party by drinking the melted wax directly from the decorative candle in the table centerpiece.
August 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Greedily absorbing the ambience at your party by drinking the melted wax directly from the decorative candle in the table centerpiece.
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Letting my runny peanut butter stream out of my mouth onto my neck and chest as a status signifier
August 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Letting my runny peanut butter stream out of my mouth onto my neck and chest as a status signifier
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Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts
Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
August 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts
Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
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THERE SHOULD BE MORE APARTMENTS WITH GLASS FLOORS I WANT TO SEE WHAT MY NEIGHBORS ARE DOING DOWN THERE AND I WANT THEM TO SEE MY BALLS
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
THERE SHOULD BE MORE APARTMENTS WITH GLASS FLOORS I WANT TO SEE WHAT MY NEIGHBORS ARE DOING DOWN THERE AND I WANT THEM TO SEE MY BALLS
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The custody hearing was going great until my puppet started masturbating
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The custody hearing was going great until my puppet started masturbating
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Your ChatGPT prompts just aren’t interesting. Really, a mother should have told you this but here we are. It needs to be said.
July 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Your ChatGPT prompts just aren’t interesting. Really, a mother should have told you this but here we are. It needs to be said.
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i decide how much i am going to tip by how gently the waitstaff wakes me when they bring my food
July 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i decide how much i am going to tip by how gently the waitstaff wakes me when they bring my food
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you: *saying words*
me: this is a lot
me: this is a lot
July 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
you: *saying words*
me: this is a lot
me: this is a lot