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crafty gem
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Hi i'm Gem & i'm an ambulatory pile of exhaustion. Posting flowers that i see on my little walks. My cat is very good. #FlowerReport #NEISVoid.

Queer & chronically ill & disabled. Still masking. Kaurna country (Aus). She/her.

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He is pretending to be Towels
We have a really strong cultural dedication to Parks in the Centre of the City here
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It's alien season again! Passiflora are goblin flowers, change my mind
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
A million tiny stars 🌟
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Purple tree season let's goooooo
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Good morning Monday! Who wants to take home their very own galaxy? This gorgeous labradorite pendant is wrapped and ready to travel:

oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4382...

#Handmade #ShopIndie
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
All thoughts, head full.
Egregious, this man has never paid a bill in his life.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Today I saw a lovely sleepy ginger cat in a catio while I was walking home.
Me: Oh hi little baby! So sunshiny! 🌞
Cat: slow blinks
Dogs is the yard next to the catio: HEY YOU!! FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, RACK OFF ASSHOLE!!!!
Cat: slow blinks, sleepy sigh
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
She's here!! Buckle in for two months of JacarandaPosting 💜
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Today's little walk delivered with angular bougainvillea
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Today's little walk delivered with angular bougainvillea
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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a lot of people will say stuff like "but i have kids" or "i have an important job" and like yeah, dude, my disability is part of why i can't have those things haha. i'm not lucky to have downtime, my disability is *why i've built a life where i can weather episodes of debilitating disfunction*
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The squash flower is shy today
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Stacked up bottlebrush, the pink is an unusual treat! #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Update, I am two weeks into a two month wean-on protocol, and it's mildly hopeful? I feel more present in my body and have like a scrap of extra enrgy?? Kind of terrifying, since I dont know if I'll get to keep it. I can't plan on improving because it'll break my goddamn heart if I don't. #NEISVoid
Trialling new meds today, and it's going to be a loooong process. Currently balanced on the knife edge between 'ugh I hope this doesn't make things worse' and 'fuck what if it helps tho' (both are reasonable outcomes to expect).
#NEISvoid
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I love these spiky little dudes!!
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Sea of stars, dappled light, pretty weeds
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Okay FINE the big pots make a difference! These were all planted from seed at the same time, in the last week of winter.
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Ladybug and maple flowers!
#FlowerReport #bloomscrolling
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If you see this post a chef
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Trialling new meds today, and it's going to be a loooong process. Currently balanced on the knife edge between 'ugh I hope this doesn't make things worse' and 'fuck what if it helps tho' (both are reasonable outcomes to expect).
#NEISvoid
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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We are now 7 eps into Angel and have decided the words to the theme song are

There is a vampire guy
He
Is
Not
Batman
Yes he is solving crimes but
He
Is not
Batman
October 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sometimes the colours are just ridiculous.
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM