jordynne, final girl
banner
sick1y.bsky.social
jordynne, final girl
@sick1y.bsky.social
she/her

editor & #1 shitposter @loadingreadyrun

lestat and hoid fan so you know I'm cringe
Pinned
books read in 2025 list

my goal is 30 this year 🤞
two men are sitting on a bed looking at papers
Alt: two men are sitting on a bed looking at papers
media.tenor.com
much like many of the DB people have said:

I don't wanna paaaaaack
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i think Edgar is enjoying his first snowfall inside
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
reading a classic lit book and it being good is such a high

like yeah, this has been glazed to high heaven and it earned it
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
being born on Guy Fawkes day means birthday cherry bombs are always appropriate
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
oh hey it’s midnight

m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0x...
Badflower - 30
YouTube video by BadflowerVEVO
m.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
my great-grandmother (92) wears her mothers opal wedding ring to special events to carry her mother with her, and I’ve always loved it

I had an (early) birthday dinner with my family and she went and got me one that looks just like it so I can carry her with me too 🥹🥹
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
thinking about this king on his special day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q7...
My cousin Oskaar
YouTube video by Oskaar&Dave
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lestat time :)
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
When the planet's dying and your friend would rather get forcefemmed by a flower girl from church than go blow up a building
not sure it's physically possible to scowl more fiercely than Curtis Hughes
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
accidentally thrifted a sweater the exact same colour as Eddie
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
goodNightwatch 😏
Night Watch hits the scene each evening starting at 6pm and running up until midnight. Previous editions have been full of arts and crafts, auspicious adventures, and Beyblade. Who knows what they'll get up to this year, but we'll all find out starting on November 14th!
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
Night Watch hits the scene each evening starting at 6pm and running up until midnight. Previous editions have been full of arts and crafts, auspicious adventures, and Beyblade. Who knows what they'll get up to this year, but we'll all find out starting on November 14th!
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
thrifted two frames today for some of my favourite pieces 👀👀👀
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You think one single affair can undo all the good Jason has done?

His marriage was arranged and she killed SO many people. Also if you check her post history she is *literally* a sorceress. Hera’s just trying to cancel anyone at this point because her man cheats on her, everyone on Olympus knows 🙄
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
they’re called broad shoulders because it’s hot when broads have them
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
a friend of a friend is currently missing in the Kitchener Ontario area after a potentially targeted incident, this article has a few photos of him

the police are currently looking for him but signal boosts never hurt

wrps.ca/news/police-...
Police Continue to Investigate a Suspicious Fire in Kitchener | Waterloo Regional Police
wrps.ca
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don’t want to body shame but why is my cat shaped like this

he looks like a discarded muppet
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
figured a new moon was as good a time as any to finally ask for help. i'll never expect it, but anything to help me start getting my life back on track would mean the world.

gofund.me/1fc89218b
#mutualaid #gofundme
Donate to Debt Relief to Avoid Legal Action, organized by Taylor Quinn
Hi, I really don't know how to start but the basics are I gave a lot of money away to o… Taylor Quinn needs your support for Debt Relief to Avoid Legal Action
gofund.me
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
define your music taste in eight artists:

Palaye Royale
Bear Ghost
MCR
Shayfer James
Badflower
AFI
Postmodern Jukebox
Set it Off
define your music taste in eight artists:
clipping.
Florence and the Machine
Gilanares
Janelle Monae
Carly Rae Jepsen
Doechii
SOFIA ISELLA
Chappell Roan

(this is impossible, I am missing so many dimensions and I have been trying for like 15 minutes 😅)
Define your music taste in eight artists:
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
The Beatles
Amyl & The Sniffers
Jeff The Brotherhood
Cherry Glazerr
Le Butcherettes
Ty Segall
Weezer
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by jordynne, final girl
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
aaaaaAAAA
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
[touches the ground] Buffy was here
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM