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"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"

AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
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Crabmeat @crabme.at · Sep 15
"I’m on 10hp, 4 CON, 14 AC, it’s night time, I’m missing 3 fingers and my primary weapon, and it’s my turn. Hit it."
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November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.

ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
October 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Nerd and Jock 307 - Inside of Tiger's hair!
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I still think this episode is hilarious @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This is a dumb headline but I do want to tell you about the time I bought a car and the guy selling it to me was brand new at the job and he had a little salesman cubicle with a desk and the two books he places on it were The Art of War and Moby Dick like he just was reading that before I walked in
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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everything stinks, but please enjoy the highest quality jpg of the Stoned Fox I have ever seen
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Identity

2/3
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Anyone who willingly reads the litrpg "genre" needs to forfeit their literacy, they're making even less use of it than Elon is
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Embark can cook, they've demonstrated that.

But like so many studios out of Sweden, they just insist on making it hard to love them at the last moment, and Embark's case is edging use of AI tools and being partnered with Nexon.
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.

Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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In addition to the Path of Exile guy he’s now gonna have to pay folks to post on Goodreads and Letterboxd so people believe he’s really good at books and movie
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM