Crabmeat
@crabme.at
"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"
AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
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Crabmeat
@crabme.at
· Sep 15
"I’m on 10hp, 4 CON, 14 AC, it’s night time, I’m missing 3 fingers and my primary weapon, and it’s my turn. Hit it."
Elon's truly pushing boundaries - boundaries of OSHA violations, how the fuck do you manage to regularly chemically burn people in a excavation/concrete worksite?!
(I mean, the article says how, but that's clearly due to corner cutting)
(I mean, the article says how, but that's clearly due to corner cutting)
Firefighters received chemical burns at Elon Musk's Boring Company construction site | TechCrunch
The firefighters had to be treated at a hospital and received permanent scars, according to a report from Fortune. But The Boring Company was not fined after it met with state officials.
techcrunch.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Elon's truly pushing boundaries - boundaries of OSHA violations, how the fuck do you manage to regularly chemically burn people in a excavation/concrete worksite?!
(I mean, the article says how, but that's clearly due to corner cutting)
(I mean, the article says how, but that's clearly due to corner cutting)
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charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
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Genuinely hadn't occurred to me until today that maybe some of these tech billionaires are so psyched about AI because they are unironically impressed by LLM's writing skills.
Another revelation from all of these emails is that many of the richest and most powerful people in the country absolutely cannot write. Helps explain their sweaty embrace of LLMs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Genuinely hadn't occurred to me until today that maybe some of these tech billionaires are so psyched about AI because they are unironically impressed by LLM's writing skills.
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learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
these are not even the files lol
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November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
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my favorite far side
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my favorite far side
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ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
October 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
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Can someone please tell me what
LGBTQ+ stands for?
Nobody is giving me a straight answer.
LGBTQ+ stands for?
Nobody is giving me a straight answer.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can someone please tell me what
LGBTQ+ stands for?
Nobody is giving me a straight answer.
LGBTQ+ stands for?
Nobody is giving me a straight answer.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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he's a dishonourable WHAT at four years old
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
he's a dishonourable WHAT at four years old
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damn they got that shit on
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
damn they got that shit on
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Placeholder image creates incredible joke, news at 11.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Placeholder image creates incredible joke, news at 11.
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Me: So pumpkin spice is just…
Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal
Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me: So pumpkin spice is just…
Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal
Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal
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Referring to work meetings as 'unskippable cutscenes' and getting my ass beat by guys with normal brains who know how to have sex
June 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Referring to work meetings as 'unskippable cutscenes' and getting my ass beat by guys with normal brains who know how to have sex
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