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"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"

AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
Today is a good day! Inshallah, we'll see them collapse and the value of funko pops not spike as some might expect
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I LOVE THIS GAME

UNTIL I LOSE A 50/50, AT WHICH POINT IT IS HOYOSLOP

#ZZZ
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I guess I'm buyin' #warframe plat
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Well. I didn't expect a whole ass RPG going into this one, it took me two hours, there's a lot of UI scuff thanks to translation, and partway through I considered giving up because I thought I was softlocked, but... it was good.

#ZZZ
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Jesus Christ, I'm so glad I looked properly before I cracked the packaging open, although I wish I'd noticed this before I bought it - and surely it was there, because holy shit, no way this developed over just a couple of days.

A lot of shit from Pam's seems to develop mold quickly, I'm realizing.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I know someone's drawn this tank top on a female character #ZZZ
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Possibly the best/worst reason for accidentally instilling dark elf prejudice

(Watashi No Kokoro Wa Oji-San De Aru)
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
>#ZZZ
>Challenging mission where they give you perfect assist perks, implying the intended solution
>1 (one) of the four bosses you fight two at a time has assistable attacks in it's moveset

What is this, am I a clown? Do I amuse you, MiHoYo?
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm pinballing between "they put effort in" and "they're not even trying" with #ZZZ

Individual animations? Beautiful. Dialogue segments? Flouride stares. Character designs? Nice, but constant model clipping. FORGETTING TO REMOVE PLACEHOLDER NPCS? The fuck are they doing?
October 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Second time in Golden Bangboo town, I AM A FISCAL GENIUS

LINE GOES UP

KIND BEAR EATS FOR DAYS
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Prediction for the big #ZZZ twist: That sequence we saw right before we signed with Fairy is the future somehow. We are currently in a form of loop, and Wise thinking "again" is a symptom of that loop.

Further theory: It's a false time loop, and just a local reset. Outside Eridu, nothing changes.
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
So, I don't know how I managed this, but in the fugue of me rerolling for a good #ZZZ account, I think I broke/skipped something and never unlocked Heddy for the video store...
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
No way any of the names past Kid Rock are real people, it reads like
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I still think Anby is my favorite character in ZZZ. Her being Green Raiden from MG:R aside, her autistically blunt demeanor is always charming to me, and her gear instantly raised mystery questions, only some of which are answered by the playable roster.
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Probably the most nailbiting and narratively compelling mission so far in #ZZZ.

I thought I was slaughtering the cash goal, but misremembered 500k as 50k, so I was actually short.

Tips:
There's very little combat, but if you sold all your HP for cash...
Take the shadowy deals for cats.
Shakedown.
October 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I love Vivaldi, but who the hell decided this was a cool feature to add

It's been intercepting my searches/inputs for ages until I figured this setting exists
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Girl With The Costco Beef Jerky Tramp Stamp, by Stieg Larsson
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is the most Kenshiro looking slime I've ever seen.
September 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Finally got to the end of content in Alien Invasion Idle RPG space, and you know what is at the end of the ice zone, after maxing out basically every upgrade to only win a fight by like two damage ticks?

A gem farm that produces 20 gems a day fully upgraded. (40 gold keys; you get one per kill)
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
A transparent guy pointing into distance for any and all purposes - I imagined thumbnail, but he makes a good obnoxious stream overlay too
September 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Guess who rolled the legendary prize on Baro's lootbox but lost the 50/50? #Warframe
September 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's very plain, and I wouldn't normally imply it has any moisture whatsoever, let alone drip, but a) isn't a preset outfit, and b) isn't a ninja, so I think it counts
September 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
If I told you this was 100% calculated, would you believe me?
#TheFinals
September 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I get the feeling like someone wants to sell me a jeep
August 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM