Cam J
@cptkammyjay.bsky.social
I like to think I’m more down to earth than most. (he/him)
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Cam J
@cptkammyjay.bsky.social
· Oct 24
what is your blue sky law that u should be known for
it can be more of a guideline than a law tbh
it can be more of a guideline than a law tbh
i developed andy™s law but i’ve kept it to myself
Always do your best. Your best will change from day to day, but there’s never a reason not to do the best you can.
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He's on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He's on a mission from God.
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I want to do a family feud style thing. Please reply with the first Greek God that you think of.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I want to do a family feud style thing. Please reply with the first Greek God that you think of.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
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The two that spring to mind are the Phantom Tollbooth (specifically the Three Demons of Compromise, “one tall and thin, one short and fat, and one exactly like the other two”), and of course John Dies At The End. Series of Unfortunate Events was good too, really got the impression he was having fun.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The two that spring to mind are the Phantom Tollbooth (specifically the Three Demons of Compromise, “one tall and thin, one short and fat, and one exactly like the other two”), and of course John Dies At The End. Series of Unfortunate Events was good too, really got the impression he was having fun.
Images taken moments before disaster
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Images taken moments before disaster
An hourglass filled with shredded taco cheese.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
An hourglass filled with shredded taco cheese.
New Kneesvember. Man, what a picture.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
New Kneesvember. Man, what a picture.
It’s ok, Two Ends Of The Bread, you’re good enough for MY sandwich.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It’s ok, Two Ends Of The Bread, you’re good enough for MY sandwich.
La-hoo za-hers
GB decided to punt to PHI from the PHI 40 on 4th & 11 with 12:52 remaining in the 4th while losing 0 to 3.
With a Surrender Index of 26.81, this punt ranks at the 99.7th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 97th percentile of all punts since 1999.
With a Surrender Index of 26.81, this punt ranks at the 99.7th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 97th percentile of all punts since 1999.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
La-hoo za-hers
Overcooked is a cutesy funny adorable game that probably causes more friends to SCREAM at each other than any other game.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Overcooked is a cutesy funny adorable game that probably causes more friends to SCREAM at each other than any other game.
Adding the telescopic pokers is a game changer.
Cameron is drinking a Lord Chesterfield Ale by Yuengling Brewery
Settin sail
untp.beer
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Adding the telescopic pokers is a game changer.
THE SECRET SAUCE IS ONE-OF-A-KIND!
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
THE SECRET SAUCE IS ONE-OF-A-KIND!
I’m not saying we owe the slide cop an apology, but we may have been just a bit hasty making fun of him like we did.
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m not saying we owe the slide cop an apology, but we may have been just a bit hasty making fun of him like we did.
Holy shit no fuckin way
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Holy shit no fuckin way
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
They tried to tell me, “Cameron, a Monday can’t also be a Friday!”
I told em to shut up and watch me.
I told em to shut up and watch me.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They tried to tell me, “Cameron, a Monday can’t also be a Friday!”
I told em to shut up and watch me.
I told em to shut up and watch me.
Beautiful precedent set. It’s fuckin hoagiefest, my fellow Americans.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Beautiful precedent set. It’s fuckin hoagiefest, my fellow Americans.
I always liked Milk Duds, but that was before I got a dental crown.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I always liked Milk Duds, but that was before I got a dental crown.
Eyyy, I’m a porcupine ova heyuh.
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Eyyy, I’m a porcupine ova heyuh.
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I’m not saying this to debate or lend credibility to their other points, but like, goat meat is probably better for you than hot dogs?
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m not saying this to debate or lend credibility to their other points, but like, goat meat is probably better for you than hot dogs?
The important thing to remember in the coming years of Mamdani’s term is that the media will just lie. It’s one thing if they interview Concerned Voters in PA, but even besides that, mainstream pundits will say they saw Christians being fed to lions in NYC with zero pushback.
See with your eyes.
See with your eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The important thing to remember in the coming years of Mamdani’s term is that the media will just lie. It’s one thing if they interview Concerned Voters in PA, but even besides that, mainstream pundits will say they saw Christians being fed to lions in NYC with zero pushback.
See with your eyes.
See with your eyes.