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Hatbird. That guy you know from that place. I like records and music and stuff.
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
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February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
literally every day, all the time now.
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Three little lemon pigs that a couple work pals and I put together as we were running out the last hours of the day in our mostly empty office.
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This performance kicked ass. Would super love to see this on tour. Bring Tommy too!
please buy so many physical copies of the album so we can tour with strings & with Carolyn & Jamie and also Nicole who sat in in LA because that would be such an utterly killer tour

youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
"Cold at Night" - The Mountain Goats ft. Tommy Stinson (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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A story in 3 acts
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wait wait wait wait wait. A HOLIDAY Bake Off special? A HOLIDAY Bake Off that is PEEP SHOW themed? Featuring the cast (minus Webb)? I am so in.
From the television community on Reddit: Peep Show stars confirmed for The Great Peep Show Christmas Bake Off special
Explore this post and more from the television community
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December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fine, I’ll do a holiday. I get to bring the soundtrack.
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thank you.
[GLEN enters, crosses to center of room, flips folding chair around, sits in it backwards and rolls up his sleeves]

“We’re not doing this again this year. Any of it. Your takes on DIE HARD, “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” “The Little Drummer Boy,” Hallmark movie cliches, they’re done. They’re over. Stop.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Welcome to Day One of #whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you enjoy a gong at the symphony, you’re gonna love Giant Goddamn Mallet.
i’m so happy for him
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass"

*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ooooh. It’s a @themountaingoats.bsky.social mail day.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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this guy was right five years ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The oracle said to me, "Strive always and never falter, for it is your destiny to be the king of stupid shit." And so I did, and the oracle spake false not, for now my destiny is upon me
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again for no other reason than it’s currently being pumped into my ear holes: Knapsack was so wildly underrated. These dudes need to get back together for a new album.
Knapsack - Shape Of The Fear
YouTube video by GetAddicted1
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October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM