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“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel
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UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.

Seattle — Duwamish Territory
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Went to the ENT. They did the thing where I snort numbing substances up both nostrils before they stick a long tube up my nose and down my throat.

Not as fun as it sounds.
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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i often wonder how these guys are doing with their plan of training an AI agent on watching artists use various software
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Something a media organization might do is state in the headline (or article!) that Kelly was absolutely right. That could be relevant and perhaps even crucial for the reader to know
The Pentagon will cut the military retirement pay of Sen. Mark Kelly for what Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the Arizona Democrat’s “seditious” statements on a video telling service members they have the right to refuse to execute illegal orders.

Read more: cnb.cx/495FHLo
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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“Haha, now why would we embrace faith music during Trump’s second term? Preposterous!” says the showrunner of a series where one judge performed at his inauguration and a performer sang at Charlie Kirk’s funeral
For the new issue of Rolling Stone, I wrote about how American Idol has largely pivoted into faith-based music and become a launching pad for contemporary Christian pop stars. Carrie Underwood (a judge on the show) has seemingly had a lot to do with this shift.
'American Idol' Comes to Jesus, Finds Rebirth in Faith-Based Music
'American Idol' is turning to faith music, creating new stars and building a new audience.
www.rollingstone.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Thoughts and prayers for all gamedev producers today as they plead with their teams to update their Jiras after the holidays 😔 🙏🏼
a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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If I say what I think whenever someone who has never been on food stamps tries to talk shit about food stamps and who they perceive to have been on food stamps, I would in all likelihood be banned from social media.

there are no medieval punishments cruel enough
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The place I usually order Lunar New Year stuff from isn’t around anymore. ;-;
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
He probably left behind the plans.
@cortanav.bsky.social felt the need to send this to you. Donnu why.
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Candid answer - as someone who handled constituent affairs calls for years - while they’re not checking the phone right now, the urgency of the moment is important.

Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
Is there actually a benefit to leaving a VM now vs getting a staffer on Monday? Can do both but just curious
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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@cortanav.bsky.social felt the need to send this to you. Donnu why.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Kim Kardashian's house is also (likely) wood-framed, packed with fiberglass insulation, and finished in plasterboard and paint from Home Depot. Just like yours. It doesn't take more know-how or connections to build that. But append LUXURY to the builder's name, and they can quadruple the price.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Clowns will say it doesn't matter; we don't have the numbers to impeach.

You get the numbers by FORCING THE ISSUE. You make NOISE, you DEMAND, you NEVER STOP YELLING.

You do nothing? You get nothing.

Ignore the clowns. Call your fucking reps and tell them to do their jobs and IMPEACH.

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January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach reps.fyi
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January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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You don't have to give a big speech. They're counting numbers - seeing how many constituents care enough to call in. Just tell them to impeach for this illegal war. Also, make sure you only call YOUR reps - they don't care about out-of-district calls.

You can do this. It'll just take a minute. 💪
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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My husband and I did it over morning coffee this morning. We will do it over morning coffee every damn day until our Congress reclaims authority and holds this administration accountable.
You don't have to give a big speech. They're counting numbers - seeing how many constituents care enough to call in. Just tell them to impeach for this illegal war. Also, make sure you only call YOUR reps - they don't care about out-of-district calls.

You can do this. It'll just take a minute. 💪
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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If you or someone you know have been a victim of the sexualized deepfakes created by Grok and would like to discuss your civil legal options, DM me or reach out on Signal at riot.95. I can connect you with excellent free legal counsel.
Unless I'm missing something, and I'm pretty sure I'm not, Twitter's AI is cranking out CSAM deepfakes, Elon Musk is making jokes about it, and nobody is doing anything to stop it or hold anyone at Twitter accountable for its creation and distribution.

Is that right?
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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i will never apologize for a post
May 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Only 3 days left to grab Spirit Swap at 25% off on Steam!
Hot Queer Brown, Black, Arab, Asian, (all body type) etc, baddies in YOUR COMPUTER?
And there’s a hot non-binary band in town?!
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AND it's buy once with no microtransactions or play limits?
YES!
Save 25% on Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 To on Steam
Cast spells, be queer, and crash the biggest concert of the year! Spirit Swap is an action-puzzle meets narrative game set in a lush world of witchy demons.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Rama Duwaji and her date, I think his name is Zohran? Also @jumaane.bsky.social!
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM