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Cortana 👻
@cortanav.bsky.social
“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel
Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl.
she/her
UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.

Seattle — Duwamish Territory
bento.me/cortanav
Hey chat is this anything
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Shoving one down for @regretagarbo.rip
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Neurodivergent, yes. Shy? Anna, he is fucking me with his eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Specifically the Costco in Puerto Vallarta. My emotional support Costco.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s not gonna buff out.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
She will not make eye contact with me right now.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The boy was bathed today. Very upsetting times for himb.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You better boop that snoot.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
OZEMPIC PUSSY
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I swear my lawyer charges me at a discount when my dogs are on our zoom calls.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Went to a Latvian festival yesterday and ate less than half of this food and it automatically gave me glorious meat sweats.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In a few weeks it will be the four year anniversary of Loaf ruining not only @regretagarbo.rip’s cat’s heated bed, but also ruining the entire concept of dogs for her cat.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
holy shit i love him
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
nothing brings the family chat together like the death of a loved one
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The family signal chat is so fucking lit right now.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLYYYYY
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No, I’m not invited to the funeral lmao
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A coyote stared at the sausage dogs this morning on our walk. Couldn’t get the thing to fuck off by screaming or barking. It just chilled there looking at my weird cats.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My sön sends his regards
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It was foretold. Toronto is now cursed.
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Are you ready for Fitzgeraldposting
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Happy Hallowiener

Post your pets in costumes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Libby despises this.
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ok here’s a better Loaf photo.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM