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Brandon
@collard.bsky.social
· Nov 26
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Restarting my REAL MUSIC thread because links are better here. First this banger:
open.spotify.com/track/1J307Y...
open.spotify.com/track/1J307Y...
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hey man you’re not going to bring 2009 twitter back, that ship sailed. it’s gone. 2009 you is gone too. that’s how time works. enjoy the memories but you cant go back & probably realistically wouldn’t want to. why continue to look at the thing that bums you out so much when there are better options
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
hey man you’re not going to bring 2009 twitter back, that ship sailed. it’s gone. 2009 you is gone too. that’s how time works. enjoy the memories but you cant go back & probably realistically wouldn’t want to. why continue to look at the thing that bums you out so much when there are better options
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This is still absurd to see now, but you had to be there in 2000 to truly understand how fucking insane this was at the time.
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is still absurd to see now, but you had to be there in 2000 to truly understand how fucking insane this was at the time.
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one of the most annoying things about this website is how many people hate twitter and are so happy to not be there anymore but still bring it over here every fuckin chance they get. it's nuts. it's like the people who use and post AI just to show how stupid it is. Yeah, we're already all aware.
is everyone aware they don't have to share stephen miller tweets, we all know he's a gutter racist piece of shit already, just tell me when he croaks
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
one of the most annoying things about this website is how many people hate twitter and are so happy to not be there anymore but still bring it over here every fuckin chance they get. it's nuts. it's like the people who use and post AI just to show how stupid it is. Yeah, we're already all aware.
When the hair transplant place saw who walked in:
my god that's brian urlacher
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When the hair transplant place saw who walked in:
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to the Joker, the song Butterfly was recorded by a band called Normal Town
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
to the Joker, the song Butterfly was recorded by a band called Normal Town
Happy birthday to the most important only child born this day @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy birthday to the most important only child born this day @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com
Going no contact with my family was the best move I ever made. My therapist is pretty sure that had I not done that when I did I wouldn’t be around typing this now.
It comes with a different type of grief than what you expect but you don’t owe toxic c people (family or otherwise) your peace
It comes with a different type of grief than what you expect but you don’t owe toxic c people (family or otherwise) your peace
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Going no contact with my family was the best move I ever made. My therapist is pretty sure that had I not done that when I did I wouldn’t be around typing this now.
It comes with a different type of grief than what you expect but you don’t owe toxic c people (family or otherwise) your peace
It comes with a different type of grief than what you expect but you don’t owe toxic c people (family or otherwise) your peace
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i get why “jumping the shark” has come to have its present meaning but it doesn’t make historical sense to me. if i were a Happy Days fan and saw the Fonz waterski over a shark at that time i would have felt we’d just won the Cold War
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i get why “jumping the shark” has come to have its present meaning but it doesn’t make historical sense to me. if i were a Happy Days fan and saw the Fonz waterski over a shark at that time i would have felt we’d just won the Cold War
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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the reason for the season
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the reason for the season
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A world in which Leno didn't fuck over Conan/Letterman:
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A world in which Leno didn't fuck over Conan/Letterman:
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absurdly, wildly influential, one of the first big viral YouTube videos and basically responsible for launching The Lonely Island (and especially Samberg) to stardom
and you know what, they deserved every last bit of that success, this shit still slaps
and you know what, they deserved every last bit of that success, this shit still slaps
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
absurdly, wildly influential, one of the first big viral YouTube videos and basically responsible for launching The Lonely Island (and especially Samberg) to stardom
and you know what, they deserved every last bit of that success, this shit still slaps
and you know what, they deserved every last bit of that success, this shit still slaps
@confirmedshoot.latenightgrin.com I wish that TEW was something you could do a one off scenario for because the idea of LNG: Guest Booker series might have potential
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@confirmedshoot.latenightgrin.com I wish that TEW was something you could do a one off scenario for because the idea of LNG: Guest Booker series might have potential
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Surprised this isn’t a bigger deal. I know Curry gets the superstar treatment, but Edwards is a star in his own right, and for a guy of his caliber to have to sit out a game because another guy took his shoes just sits wrong with me.
Steph Curry is wearing Anthony Edwards' signature Adidas AE2 tonight though Ant is sitting out tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Surprised this isn’t a bigger deal. I know Curry gets the superstar treatment, but Edwards is a star in his own right, and for a guy of his caliber to have to sit out a game because another guy took his shoes just sits wrong with me.
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you can say anyone in a mask is anybody. "masked leonardo dicaprio spotted at GCW Alaska." how would I know
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
you can say anyone in a mask is anybody. "masked leonardo dicaprio spotted at GCW Alaska." how would I know
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You too can play it again Sam with Netflix Mobile Games!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You too can play it again Sam with Netflix Mobile Games!
I never liked the Labontes but that Corn Flakes car is sharp
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I never liked the Labontes but that Corn Flakes car is sharp
The OG online console game!
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The OG online console game!
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Personally I don't think it should be quite so hard to run Warner Brothers, a beloved company with a century of cache.
However I'm also not David Zaslav, the dumbest man to walk this earth.
However I'm also not David Zaslav, the dumbest man to walk this earth.
June 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Personally I don't think it should be quite so hard to run Warner Brothers, a beloved company with a century of cache.
However I'm also not David Zaslav, the dumbest man to walk this earth.
However I'm also not David Zaslav, the dumbest man to walk this earth.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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A bad post? On X the everything app? that's wild.
glad its here now instead!
glad its here now instead!
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A bad post? On X the everything app? that's wild.
glad its here now instead!
glad its here now instead!
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"Your cat's cholesterol is a little high" YOU try not giving him the tiniest crumb of cheese
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Your cat's cholesterol is a little high" YOU try not giving him the tiniest crumb of cheese
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I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach
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