Cole Wagoner - Thanksgiving Lover
@colewagoner.bsky.social
Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks.
PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
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Getting to watch Wemby and Shohei - two of the most "1 of 1" athletes in history - at the same time is pretty sick
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Getting to watch Wemby and Shohei - two of the most "1 of 1" athletes in history - at the same time is pretty sick
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.
Getting to watch Wemby and Shohei - two of the most "1 of 1" athletes in history - at the same time is pretty sick
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Getting to watch Wemby and Shohei - two of the most "1 of 1" athletes in history - at the same time is pretty sick
The THC/Hemp ban goes into effect in 1 year, correct?
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The THC/Hemp ban goes into effect in 1 year, correct?
I have not had an ear worm like this in a minute. I can't get Taste by Sabrina Carpenter out of my head. Certified BOP.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have not had an ear worm like this in a minute. I can't get Taste by Sabrina Carpenter out of my head. Certified BOP.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
I’m confident I could cook a great meal for Gordon Ramsay but still have no idea how much raw pasta to make my family
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m confident I could cook a great meal for Gordon Ramsay but still have no idea how much raw pasta to make my family
Cheap ride to flavor town
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Cheap ride to flavor town
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Buddy they won’t even let me wreck the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Buddy they won’t even let me wreck the Edmund Fitzgerald
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When I made this comment I was under the impression they were not coming to the extended family thanksgiving 😅
Good morning to my father in laws wife!
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I made this comment I was under the impression they were not coming to the extended family thanksgiving 😅
Unbelievable bullshit.
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Unbelievable bullshit.
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get in line behind her 4 ex husbands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
get in line behind her 4 ex husbands.
Fuck Kim Davis imho
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fuck Kim Davis imho
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Oh, well fuck, the last thing these people would ever want to do is "something shameful"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!!!!!
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh, well fuck, the last thing these people would ever want to do is "something shameful"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!!!!!
When I made this comment I was under the impression they were not coming to the extended family thanksgiving 😅
Good morning to my father in laws wife!
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I made this comment I was under the impression they were not coming to the extended family thanksgiving 😅
Buddy they won’t even let me wreck the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Buddy they won’t even let me wreck the Edmund Fitzgerald
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specific reason this year: NFL allowed them to mess with the ball: www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/why...
Why NFL is seeing more long field goals: Kickers admit rule change is adding distance to kicks
This one new rule has changed everything for kickers in 2025
www.cbssports.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
specific reason this year: NFL allowed them to mess with the ball: www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/why...
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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YouTube TV announces an agreement that will formally request ESPN and Disney consider allowing the service to air its channels in the future. Asks customers to continue their subscriptions until January.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
YouTube TV announces an agreement that will formally request ESPN and Disney consider allowing the service to air its channels in the future. Asks customers to continue their subscriptions until January.
lol jesus christ
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
lol jesus christ