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Porkmist
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At this point in time the only conclusion you can make about society is that the rich are actively making the world less stable and more dangerous for the majority to enrich themselves and entrench power.
Their greed is the problem that needs to be resolved as it can never be satisfied.
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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meme via Madeline Nestor

ps REFORM PARTY anagrams to a PRE FARM TORY
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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25,000 World Cup tickets cancelled for US games. Not nearly enough. Keep them coming.
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
@bakoon.bsky.social Hey Bak, what happened with your Twitch streams? It was genuinely a highlight of my day!
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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knuckle tat ideas:

NICE HATS
DEAD FUCK
2SHY 4YOU
COZY HOME
TOOF HURT
GRAY MARE
RIPT JORT
COWT OOLS
SLIM LIPS
CRAB HEAT
HATE MILK
August 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A bunch of channels follow on YouTube are using AI thumbnails now, so I guess I don't follow them any more.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I wonder if I am alone in hoping that Mr Beast is pierced by a shard of frozen urine that has been dislodge from a passing passenger jet?
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to delete.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I am a great believer that anyone that calls themself a entrepreneur should be fired into the sun.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There are very few things I will brave Ticketmaster for but a Super Furry Animals tour will make me venture in to the abyss. Anyway see you all there. #SFAok
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
So now Stoke have to go to plan B as time wasting is not going to work from 1-0 down.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I never fail to amaze myself with my ability to misspell words so badly even spellcheckers throw their hads in the air "nope, no fucking idea mate".
August 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Everybody in the street this week has been stopping and asking me where I stand on the St .George flag controversy.
Let this children's TV show explain.
youtube.com/watch?v=t8G5...
Histors Eye - St. George
YouTube video by UK Tune Archives
youtube.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Just nursed a tired bluebottle back to health using a little bit of shit on the end of a cotton bud
August 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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“In year since Reform party leader was elected at 8th attempt he has been largely absent from Commons votes and very present in the media”

Says it all.

A career piss-taker given so much airtime, but so little scrutiny, he now fancies himself as PM.
Ffs UK.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
July 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Ah man, RIP Lalo Schifrin...
DIRTY HARRY super soundtrack suite - Lalo Schifrin
YouTube video by Soundtrack Of The Mind
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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OR - and I'm just tossing ideas about here, just to see if anything lands - the tech companies could just stuff it up their arses for nothing and fuck off while they're doing it
June 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am proud of my ability to misspell words so badly that my spell check is just "lol no".
May 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM