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Porkmist
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The way things are going they will soon endorse the Butterfield Diet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCLn...
The Butterfield Diet Plan - The Peter Serafinowicz Show
YouTube video by Absolute Jokes
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Bravo
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
That sucks, the elites will never be satisfied.
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
You may have Covid and your place stinks.
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 AM
At some point this may not be funny anymore but it will not be for a long time.
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just moved over, that was pretty simple and it can still use Firefox extensions. No brainer.
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Tbf QPR have made a couple of brief and tumultuous returns to the Premier League. People love QPR, not because of their success but because of the insane ride associated with that madhouse.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
The bit of bread you get between rolls
Walking in woods
Day drinking
Grungy space rock
Wine Gums
The moment of silence just after a kid falls over
Air shows
Cycling
Jazz
My cat
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Reposted by Porkmist
I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to delete.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
sycophantino
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The rest of the quote should be "Farage has ‘found God’ to be an equally effective way of exploiting idiots as racism and fearmongering"
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
October 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like GBeebies, very good,
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
0 because it is AI slop and not a photo.
October 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
LA Beast should get one for services to eating old food and being an upstanding dude
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Unless you are in Uniglo those are expensive words
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM