Paul Putner
@realpaulputner.bsky.social
Actor/writer/ comedian/ flâneur.
Expect some light drivel but sunny spells later.
Expect some light drivel but sunny spells later.
An actor's rare luxury.
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
An actor's rare luxury.
Prog 425
You didn't get John le Carré references with Monster Fun Comic. In hindsight, I suppose Monster Fun would be more inclined to namedrop James Herbert or Dennis Wheatley.
You didn't get John le Carré references with Monster Fun Comic. In hindsight, I suppose Monster Fun would be more inclined to namedrop James Herbert or Dennis Wheatley.
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Prog 425
You didn't get John le Carré references with Monster Fun Comic. In hindsight, I suppose Monster Fun would be more inclined to namedrop James Herbert or Dennis Wheatley.
You didn't get John le Carré references with Monster Fun Comic. In hindsight, I suppose Monster Fun would be more inclined to namedrop James Herbert or Dennis Wheatley.
Prog 424
HAPPY NEW YEAR CITIZENS!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR CITIZENS!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Prog 424
HAPPY NEW YEAR CITIZENS!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR CITIZENS!!
Nice start to the year. I've just found the £500 cash prize hidden in my bag of Kettle Chips. I thought they tasted a bit funny.
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Nice start to the year. I've just found the £500 cash prize hidden in my bag of Kettle Chips. I thought they tasted a bit funny.
Prog 423
The last of the year. Have a great night everybody and tomorrow treat yourself to a lie- in.
SSSSLEEP FOREVER! Or at least until noon.
The last of the year. Have a great night everybody and tomorrow treat yourself to a lie- in.
SSSSLEEP FOREVER! Or at least until noon.
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Prog 423
The last of the year. Have a great night everybody and tomorrow treat yourself to a lie- in.
SSSSLEEP FOREVER! Or at least until noon.
The last of the year. Have a great night everybody and tomorrow treat yourself to a lie- in.
SSSSLEEP FOREVER! Or at least until noon.
This upcoming Corriedale crossover intrigues me.
I hope Steve MacDonald walks into The Woolpack, spots Jai Sharma at the bar and yells out, "As I live and breathe, it's my old Street Cars business partner Vikram Desai!" and makes this face.
I hope Steve MacDonald walks into The Woolpack, spots Jai Sharma at the bar and yells out, "As I live and breathe, it's my old Street Cars business partner Vikram Desai!" and makes this face.
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This upcoming Corriedale crossover intrigues me.
I hope Steve MacDonald walks into The Woolpack, spots Jai Sharma at the bar and yells out, "As I live and breathe, it's my old Street Cars business partner Vikram Desai!" and makes this face.
I hope Steve MacDonald walks into The Woolpack, spots Jai Sharma at the bar and yells out, "As I live and breathe, it's my old Street Cars business partner Vikram Desai!" and makes this face.
Just finished watching all of the Jon Pertwee era Doctor Who over a 2 year period. Loved it.
Question for Whovians.
Have I imagined it, but do the opening recaps always go on much longer if in the previous episode there'd been some fancy fight choreography near the end?
Question for Whovians.
Have I imagined it, but do the opening recaps always go on much longer if in the previous episode there'd been some fancy fight choreography near the end?
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just finished watching all of the Jon Pertwee era Doctor Who over a 2 year period. Loved it.
Question for Whovians.
Have I imagined it, but do the opening recaps always go on much longer if in the previous episode there'd been some fancy fight choreography near the end?
Question for Whovians.
Have I imagined it, but do the opening recaps always go on much longer if in the previous episode there'd been some fancy fight choreography near the end?
AI.
"Stop getting Bond wrong!"
"Stop getting Bond wrong!"
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
AI.
"Stop getting Bond wrong!"
"Stop getting Bond wrong!"
Prog 422
"One more time...Unique! Genetic! Dead! I've told ya, until I'm blue in the face!!"
"One more time...Unique! Genetic! Dead! I've told ya, until I'm blue in the face!!"
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Prog 422
"One more time...Unique! Genetic! Dead! I've told ya, until I'm blue in the face!!"
"One more time...Unique! Genetic! Dead! I've told ya, until I'm blue in the face!!"
Just read this quote.
"Next to her, Marilyn Monroe looked like a barmaid," wrote Jean-Marie Le Pen in his memoirs, recalling his first encounter with Brigitte Bardot at the end of the 1950s.
Well, I know who I would've preferred serving me a pint of stout in The Dog & Duck.
"Next to her, Marilyn Monroe looked like a barmaid," wrote Jean-Marie Le Pen in his memoirs, recalling his first encounter with Brigitte Bardot at the end of the 1950s.
Well, I know who I would've preferred serving me a pint of stout in The Dog & Duck.
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just read this quote.
"Next to her, Marilyn Monroe looked like a barmaid," wrote Jean-Marie Le Pen in his memoirs, recalling his first encounter with Brigitte Bardot at the end of the 1950s.
Well, I know who I would've preferred serving me a pint of stout in The Dog & Duck.
"Next to her, Marilyn Monroe looked like a barmaid," wrote Jean-Marie Le Pen in his memoirs, recalling his first encounter with Brigitte Bardot at the end of the 1950s.
Well, I know who I would've preferred serving me a pint of stout in The Dog & Duck.
Prog 420 & Prog 421
Two for the price of one today as I've been a bit remiss with my 2000 AD posts over the seasonal period.
Visually, too similar for consecutive issues, don'tcha think?
Two for the price of one today as I've been a bit remiss with my 2000 AD posts over the seasonal period.
Visually, too similar for consecutive issues, don'tcha think?
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Prog 420 & Prog 421
Two for the price of one today as I've been a bit remiss with my 2000 AD posts over the seasonal period.
Visually, too similar for consecutive issues, don'tcha think?
Two for the price of one today as I've been a bit remiss with my 2000 AD posts over the seasonal period.
Visually, too similar for consecutive issues, don'tcha think?
Who enjoyed their annual intake of vegetables this Christmas? I'm tempted to treat myself to more of them later next year. Perhaps, to compliment a frozen pizza on my 60th birthday?
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Who enjoyed their annual intake of vegetables this Christmas? I'm tempted to treat myself to more of them later next year. Perhaps, to compliment a frozen pizza on my 60th birthday?
It's Doxing Day!
This is where Father Christmas actually lives.
9, Preston Road
Faversham
Kent
ME13 5WB
This is where Father Christmas actually lives.
9, Preston Road
Faversham
Kent
ME13 5WB
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It's Doxing Day!
This is where Father Christmas actually lives.
9, Preston Road
Faversham
Kent
ME13 5WB
This is where Father Christmas actually lives.
9, Preston Road
Faversham
Kent
ME13 5WB
Two more 2000 AD related Xmas annuals for yer.
Memo from editor to Kev O'Neill RE: 1980 DD annual.
Hi Kev,
You can just do much the same as last year? A humongous starship, explosions, Danny boy shouting in a variety of colourful fonts in his cockpit, etc
Cheers
Steve AKA Tharg
Memo from editor to Kev O'Neill RE: 1980 DD annual.
Hi Kev,
You can just do much the same as last year? A humongous starship, explosions, Danny boy shouting in a variety of colourful fonts in his cockpit, etc
Cheers
Steve AKA Tharg
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Two more 2000 AD related Xmas annuals for yer.
Memo from editor to Kev O'Neill RE: 1980 DD annual.
Hi Kev,
You can just do much the same as last year? A humongous starship, explosions, Danny boy shouting in a variety of colourful fonts in his cockpit, etc
Cheers
Steve AKA Tharg
Memo from editor to Kev O'Neill RE: 1980 DD annual.
Hi Kev,
You can just do much the same as last year? A humongous starship, explosions, Danny boy shouting in a variety of colourful fonts in his cockpit, etc
Cheers
Steve AKA Tharg
Prog 419
Jacob Death: "You will be vissited in one night ssstarting on Christmas Eve at 1 AM by three sssspirits...
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Fear
The Ghost Of Christmas Present - Fire
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come - Mortis
All accompanied by this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=i2FW...
Jacob Death: "You will be vissited in one night ssstarting on Christmas Eve at 1 AM by three sssspirits...
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Fear
The Ghost Of Christmas Present - Fire
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come - Mortis
All accompanied by this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=i2FW...
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Prog 419
Jacob Death: "You will be vissited in one night ssstarting on Christmas Eve at 1 AM by three sssspirits...
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Fear
The Ghost Of Christmas Present - Fire
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come - Mortis
All accompanied by this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=i2FW...
Jacob Death: "You will be vissited in one night ssstarting on Christmas Eve at 1 AM by three sssspirits...
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Fear
The Ghost Of Christmas Present - Fire
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come - Mortis
All accompanied by this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=i2FW...
As a special Xmas treat for you, here are some 2000AD annuals that I just dug out my folk's attic.
What the flip was going on with Dredd's helmet in 1980?
Stop sniggering at the back there.
What the flip was going on with Dredd's helmet in 1980?
Stop sniggering at the back there.
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
As a special Xmas treat for you, here are some 2000AD annuals that I just dug out my folk's attic.
What the flip was going on with Dredd's helmet in 1980?
Stop sniggering at the back there.
What the flip was going on with Dredd's helmet in 1980?
Stop sniggering at the back there.
I had lunch today in front of a large painting of Michael Winner staring down at me. It was a bit disconcerting, and made me recall his final film, Parting Shots (1999). It bizarrely starred Chris Rea in the lead; somebody I haven't thought about in years.
I've just heard the news. Blimey!
I've just heard the news. Blimey!
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I had lunch today in front of a large painting of Michael Winner staring down at me. It was a bit disconcerting, and made me recall his final film, Parting Shots (1999). It bizarrely starred Chris Rea in the lead; somebody I haven't thought about in years.
I've just heard the news. Blimey!
I've just heard the news. Blimey!
Prog 418
Judge Death is from Deadworld, where all life was declared illegal. After all, if only the living can commit crimes, then is life itself not the greatest crime of all?
"Unwrap the corpssse --sso that we may live!"??
He's hoisted himself by his own petard there.
Judge Death is from Deadworld, where all life was declared illegal. After all, if only the living can commit crimes, then is life itself not the greatest crime of all?
"Unwrap the corpssse --sso that we may live!"??
He's hoisted himself by his own petard there.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Prog 418
Judge Death is from Deadworld, where all life was declared illegal. After all, if only the living can commit crimes, then is life itself not the greatest crime of all?
"Unwrap the corpssse --sso that we may live!"??
He's hoisted himself by his own petard there.
Judge Death is from Deadworld, where all life was declared illegal. After all, if only the living can commit crimes, then is life itself not the greatest crime of all?
"Unwrap the corpssse --sso that we may live!"??
He's hoisted himself by his own petard there.
Reposted by Paul Putner
when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
Good night x (at the 1:37 mark...different times...etc) . www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqL...
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Good night x (at the 1:37 mark...different times...etc) . www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqL...
Have a merry crisp mess everyone. Here is a seasonal postcard I picked up at the 40th anniversary bash for John Shuttleworth recently.
Please enjoy his delightful ditty about some of the confectionary we used to find in our stockings. youtube.com/watch?v=UPH1...
Please enjoy his delightful ditty about some of the confectionary we used to find in our stockings. youtube.com/watch?v=UPH1...
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Have a merry crisp mess everyone. Here is a seasonal postcard I picked up at the 40th anniversary bash for John Shuttleworth recently.
Please enjoy his delightful ditty about some of the confectionary we used to find in our stockings. youtube.com/watch?v=UPH1...
Please enjoy his delightful ditty about some of the confectionary we used to find in our stockings. youtube.com/watch?v=UPH1...
Prog 417
Superb cinematic artwork! You can almost hear the rumbling vehicles and Middenface McNulty's blether on this cover.
Superb cinematic artwork! You can almost hear the rumbling vehicles and Middenface McNulty's blether on this cover.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Prog 417
Superb cinematic artwork! You can almost hear the rumbling vehicles and Middenface McNulty's blether on this cover.
Superb cinematic artwork! You can almost hear the rumbling vehicles and Middenface McNulty's blether on this cover.
Prog 416
Happy 8th birthday 2000AD! You can now wear long trousers at school.
If you were wondering what a robo-turtle is, I've linked an explanatory video. A proto-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, it is not.
youtube.com/watch?v=XIdO... pic.x.com/0rd2v72jXv
Happy 8th birthday 2000AD! You can now wear long trousers at school.
If you were wondering what a robo-turtle is, I've linked an explanatory video. A proto-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, it is not.
youtube.com/watch?v=XIdO... pic.x.com/0rd2v72jXv
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Prog 416
Happy 8th birthday 2000AD! You can now wear long trousers at school.
If you were wondering what a robo-turtle is, I've linked an explanatory video. A proto-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, it is not.
youtube.com/watch?v=XIdO... pic.x.com/0rd2v72jXv
Happy 8th birthday 2000AD! You can now wear long trousers at school.
If you were wondering what a robo-turtle is, I've linked an explanatory video. A proto-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, it is not.
youtube.com/watch?v=XIdO... pic.x.com/0rd2v72jXv
Prog 415
For days Joe Dredd had this strange, irrational feeling that the actor, Peter Capaldi had it in for him. To placate his nerves he would often sing to himself; mainly songs by his favourite composer, Mike Batt.
For days Joe Dredd had this strange, irrational feeling that the actor, Peter Capaldi had it in for him. To placate his nerves he would often sing to himself; mainly songs by his favourite composer, Mike Batt.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Prog 415
For days Joe Dredd had this strange, irrational feeling that the actor, Peter Capaldi had it in for him. To placate his nerves he would often sing to himself; mainly songs by his favourite composer, Mike Batt.
For days Joe Dredd had this strange, irrational feeling that the actor, Peter Capaldi had it in for him. To placate his nerves he would often sing to himself; mainly songs by his favourite composer, Mike Batt.